This Is Killing Me! About This Blonde Girl! Please Help Me!!

This happened last summer and it's still killing you?

Were you bequeathed (sp?) at that time (promised to be married) or totally single?
 
I was actually being serious and attempting to be helpful.
 
Just how did that ranch dressing get inside your sock?

I say you did her. But tell me please, was cutting the hair of your sisters Barbie Doll really the hard part, or was it glueing it to your spunk sock?

Inquiring minds want to know
 
My parents would have been ashamed of me (if I was in your situation at the time) if I hadn't gone over and talked to her.

That's how relationships begin.
 
yayati said:
THIS IS KILLING ME! CAUSE WHO KNOWS WHAT COULD'VE HAPPENED HAD THE TIMING BEEN PERFECT, GOD THAT WAS A BLONDE! I FELT LIKE CRAP THE FOLLOWING WEEK AND I FEEL SOOOOO FREAKIN STUPID, ANY ADVICE FELLAS? OR LADYS?

What's the significance of her hair being blonde? Would you feel better had you dropped the ball with an equally attractive brunette? "GOD THAT WAS A BLONDE!" ... I sincerely hope that you aren't Indian, as your screen name implies, because that would be so fucking pathetic if you are.
 
Get over it and get a life.
Grow some balls, so the next time something like that happens,
you can actually do something about it instead of crying like a little baby.
 
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yayati said:
stgeorge6602: ur a hater...keep hating ur just jealous of my sixpaq...

Oh come now im a hater, I dont think so. .
Just giving you some sound advice,
IE, stop living life in the past and move on, or is that just a wee bit to complicated.
And as for being jealous of you, don't go giving yourself a big head.
 
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yayati said:
I am a desi if that's what you mean...what's your problem with blondes? Are you racist...? Damn

stgeorge6602: ur a hater...keep hating ur just jealous of my sixpaq...

I have nothing against girls with blonde hair. Brunette, Blonde, dread-locked, or what have you, a pretty girl is a pretty girl. You just seem to have an insane colonial worship thing going on with them. Let me say this plainly so that you can understand it this time ... I have no objection to blondes. Your "oh my god she was blonde" comment just sounded pathetic.
 
yayati said:
Cuckolded_BlK_Male: everbody knows thats blonde girls are the prettiest in the world...notice how all the top models in the world are blonde...and believe me THIS GIRL WAS BLONDE...sorry to offend bhai sab....

That's what I meant by pathetic. You're an Indian who holds not just White women, but the Whitest White women to be the ultimate in feminine beauty, like you're fucking Gunga Din blowing the call to arms on his bugle to warn the regiment (that wouldn't have him) against the Thuggies.

Man, colonialism did a number on you ... LOL


P.S. You've obviously never seen a Puerto Rican girl ...
 
yayati said:
Cuckolded_BlK_Male: yea Puerto Rican girls are HOT damn! latina chickas allways have that smouldering look and those big bootays...hmmm latina girls are fiiine...i like women of all races...have u been to stripclubs? my faav women now and ones that hold most interest are black women ...black strippers have that awesome ability ....they can make their buttcheeks clap lolz:D

Many many Puerto Rican girls can do "The Booty Clap" too. Have you ever been to Manhattan??? (and just so there's no confusion as to my intent: That's a good thing.)
 
yayati said:
Cuckolded_BlK_Male: i normally go to strip clubs just to kick up a ruckus...i make a lot of noise to make the girls talk to me and shiat...instead of giving them notes i throw them pennies....:D

That's great. Strip clubs bore me to tears. I can tolerate going to one maybe once every three years ... and then only when dragged there.
 
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