This is how rich people and Conservatives treat the working class

This is approaching the BS limit. My initial reaction is that this didn't happen or the waiter was a douche.
 
Just when I started think what a dumb story this is...

HuffPo said:
UPDATE II: As many have noted, a true 1% tip correctly rounded to the nearest penny would have been $1.34, leaving this tip just shy of that threshold, mathematically speaking.
 
While I'm aware of gratuity charges my call is that it doesn't count if you don't volunteer some money. The tradition is what? I honestly keep forgetting what percent you're supposed to tip. Is it 15%? If this happened it's appalling and the man needs to hunted down.

My guess however and I'm in the I need at least a few days to confirm waiting period. If you'll go back to say when Acorn advised a pimp and several righties were bashing Acorn and several lefties were defending them I called Bullshit from the getgo. This inherently smells wrong. It's possible some douche did this but it's easier to buy frankly that some banker didn't leave a tip at all than it is that he deliberatly left a 1% tip on a bill that would not only have required math (when a tip of 0.00 with the get a real job would have accomplished the same goal) was involved. It's just an incredibly douchy thing to do. It's not impossible that miles is part of the 1% and he does things cus it's funny. But it's unlikely.
 
While I'm aware of gratuity charges my call is that it doesn't count if you don't volunteer some money. The tradition is what? I honestly keep forgetting what percent you're supposed to tip. Is it 15%? If this happened it's appalling and the man needs to hunted down.

My guess however and I'm in the I need at least a few days to confirm waiting period. If you'll go back to say when Acorn advised a pimp and several righties were bashing Acorn and several lefties were defending them I called Bullshit from the getgo. This inherently smells wrong. It's possible some douche did this but it's easier to buy frankly that some banker didn't leave a tip at all than it is that he deliberatly left a 1% tip on a bill that would not only have required math (when a tip of 0.00 with the get a real job would have accomplished the same goal) was involved. It's just an incredibly douchy thing to do. It's not impossible that miles is part of the 1% and he does things cus it's funny. But it's unlikely.

The guy who made up the acorn story works for fox news,and is regularly quoted by veteman and AJ as a source for "factual" information.

His name is andrew breitbart, and he lies on a regular basis.
 
We should solve the "structural unemployment" problem by retraining the working class as body servants, maids, butlers, footmen, gardeners, valets and gentleman's gentlemen.

Who wouldn't want to see, say, Trump or Soros or Bill Gates or Jay Z arrive in a coach and four, with footmen in livery clinging to the running boards.
 
While I'm aware of gratuity charges my call is that it doesn't count if you don't volunteer some money. The tradition is what? I honestly keep forgetting what percent you're supposed to tip. Is it 15%? If this happened it's appalling and the man needs to hunted down.

My guess however and I'm in the I need at least a few days to confirm waiting period. If you'll go back to say when Acorn advised a pimp and several righties were bashing Acorn and several lefties were defending them I called Bullshit from the getgo. This inherently smells wrong. It's possible some douche did this but it's easier to buy frankly that some banker didn't leave a tip at all than it is that he deliberatly left a 1% tip on a bill that would not only have required math (when a tip of 0.00 with the get a real job would have accomplished the same goal) was involved. It's just an incredibly douchy thing to do. It's not impossible that miles is part of the 1% and he does things cus it's funny. But it's unlikely.

It passes my smell test cuz I've known plenty of folks who skimp on the tips. Most women do. Every woman with kids does.
 
We should solve the "structural unemployment" problem by retraining the working class as body servants, maids, butlers, footmen, gardeners, valets and gentleman's gentlemen.

Who wouldn't want to see, say, Trump or Soros or Bill Gates or Jay Z arrive in a coach and four, with footmen in livery clinging to the running boards.

Bobby Brown just PMd me and says he's doing all he can...


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We should solve the "structural unemployment" problem by retraining the working class as body servants, maids, butlers, footmen, gardeners, valets and gentleman's gentlemen.

Who wouldn't want to see, say, Trump or Soros or Bill Gates or Jay Z arrive in a coach and four, with footmen in livery clinging to the running boards.

Years ago the Feds had the GATB (General Aptitude Test Battery) that was available at all state employment offices. Its the old SQUARE PEG IN THE ROUND HOLE TEST. But its excellent at pegging your natural aptitudes for almost every job that exists, cuz it was normed using the best of the best workers in every job. So if your test score profile matched the Best scores, you were recommended to try THAT particular job.

The gubmint quit using the GATB cuz Niggaz never qualify for any job that isnt associated with janitor work, sports, or dancing.
 
We should solve the "structural unemployment" problem by retraining the working class as body servants, maids, butlers, footmen, gardeners, valets and gentleman's gentlemen.

Who wouldn't want to see, say, Trump or Soros or Bill Gates or Jay Z arrive in a coach and four, with footmen in livery clinging to the running boards.

Let them eat cake!
 
Let them eat cake!

Under the rule of the Romney administration, the First Lady and her cronies and handmaidens will amuse themselves by pretending to be American proles.... dressing in sweatpants and l comfort-fit Levi's, "shopping" at a "Wal-Mart" in a simulacrum of a suburb constructed and staffed entirely for their amusement
 
Under the rule of the Romney administration, the First Lady and her cronies and handmaidens will amuse themselves by pretending to be American proles.... dressing in sweatpants and l comfort-fit Levi's, "shopping" at a "Wal-Mart" in a simulacrum of a suburb constructed and staffed entirely for their amusement

Moar Cadillacs for Mrs. Romney!
Moar transvaginal probes for Josephine Six-Pack!
 
Under the rule of the Romney administration, the First Lady and her cronies and handmaidens will amuse themselves by pretending to be American proles.... dressing in sweatpants and l comfort-fit Levi's, "shopping" at a "Wal-Mart" in a simulacrum of a suburb constructed and staffed entirely for their amusement

Tar-jeh...


;) ;)

 
Under the rule of the Romney administration, the First Lady and her cronies and handmaidens will amuse themselves by pretending to be American proles.... dressing in sweatpants and l comfort-fit Levi's, "shopping" at a "Wal-Mart" in a simulacrum of a suburb constructed and staffed entirely for their amusement

NOW I finally understand what they mean by "job creators"...

It all makes sense now.

Nobles and plutocrats "create" positions for their servants.

They're doing us all a favor.
 
Tips are optional with a range from 0 to several hundred percent (Jackie Gleason was a notorious over-tipper) based on the quality of service. I've tipped 0% on maybe 3 occasions based on seriously fucked up service.

Perhaps the service provider 'earned' that 1% tip, and maybe, just maybe, that little note on the receipt was sage advice.

Ishmael
 
I was once thrown out of a restaurant after I told the manager the service sucked.

Half our orders came 30 minutes after the first half were served, and the server dumped the whole tray onto my daughters lap. Thats when I whispered to the manager, YOUR SERVICE SUX, and she threw me out.
 
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