This is how Kaiju happen

[Sean Renaud]

A weasel attacked the Large Hadron Collider and. . .they turned it off for repairs. Okay in the movie the weasel grew super big, ran amok until scientists found a giant snake.

 

[Rachel_X]

Or built a giant robot snake.
With a one hit kill sword that everyone forgets about until it's dramatically relevant.

 

[Hypoxia]

Cue the tentacle monsters.

 

[Iceprincess12]

A weasel attacked the Large Hadron Collider and. . .they turned it off for repairs. Okay in the movie the weasel grew super big, ran amok until scientists found a giant snake.

I love Unicorns!!

Is this code for a gay sex scene? Huge weasel eating snake, or are you trying to out-nerd Lisa Simpson?

 

[Sean Renaud]

Or built a giant robot snake.
With a one hit kill sword that everyone forgets about until it's dramatically relevant.

That one hit kill sword never works on the one thing I actually want to one hit kill though. Either that or I'm pissed I didn't use it on that guy who was whooping my ass.

 

[butters]

A weasel attacked the Large Hadron Collider and. . .they turned it off for repairs. Okay in the movie the weasel grew super big, ran amok until scientists found a giant snake.

These sorts of mishaps are not unheard of, says Marsollier. The LHC is located outside of Geneva. "We are in the countryside, and of course we have wild animals everywhere." There have been previous incidents, including one in 2009, when a bird is believed to have dropped a baguette onto critical electrical systems.

Nor are the problems exclusive to the LHC: In 2006, raccoons conducted a "coordinated" attack on a particle accelerator in Illinois.

It is unclear whether the animals are trying to stop humanity from unlocking the secrets of the universe.

Of course, small mammals cause problems in all sorts of organizations. Yesterday, a group of children took National Public Radio off the air for over a minute before engineers could restore the broadcast.

*smirks*

 

[Sean Renaud]

So far we have a giant weasel, a hybrid bird baguette and Honey I blew up the Kid? That's gonna be hell on tourism.

So who's got a Yaeger ready?

 

[Rachel_X]

So far we have a giant weasel, a hybrid bird baguette and Honey I blew up the Kid? That's gonna be hell on tourism.

So who's got a Yaeger ready?

If only. The things I could do with one of them.
Of course mine wouldn't be digitally powered like Striker Eureka apparently was.
Nor would I turn my nuclear reactor into a bomb.
You know, on account of both of those things being impossible.

 

[Sean Renaud]

I'm naming mine Erin and hoping that when I give him Levi pants he's the most powerful thing ever known to man.