This is hilarious!

[miles]

My daughter is a teacher and forwarded this email to me. I removed the names for obvious reasons.

Look what our brilliant school nurse wrote about the discharge!!!
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--------------------- Forwarded by High/GCPS on
04/25/2002 02:15 PM ---------------------------

To: GCPS@GCPS
cc:

Subject: Pink Eye

To: Faculty & Staff
cc:

Subject: Pink Eye

A parent called to inform me that her son was seen at Reagan Medical last night and was diagnosed with Conjunctivitis (Pink Eye). The attending physician stated that he has seen a huge number of patients with it. I've seen about 3 or 4 cases (undiagnosed, of course) this week. It is very contagious. Please send students to the clinic if you are suspicious. Symptoms are red puffy eyes, pussy discharge, and itching. One student is
missing the Gateway today because he caught pink eye from school so let's keep our eyes open. If a student is diagnosed with Conjunctivitis he needs to be on an antibiotic drop for 48 hours before coming back to school.

Thanks.






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[estevie]

LMAO!

 

[AzureAngel]

*Chuckles.* I'm easily amused. That's great.

 

[Ishmael]

Does that mean it's kinda like a yeast infection?

Ishmael

 

[SpaceToast]

Just picturing the school board going nuts over this is making me smile-

-M@

 

[ksmybuttons]

So, how do you spell it?

 

[LukkyKnight]

Does that mean it's kinda like a yeast infection?

Ishmael

Means males are immune.

 

[estevie]

So, how do you spell it?

Good question!

 

[JennyOmanHill]

Well, it IS contagious

LOL

Even more funny than reading (especially here at LIT) "pussy discharge" was the "so let's keep our eyes open" comment!

Thanks for sharing, miles!

 

[phrodeau]

So, how do you spell it?

Pussy is correct, as is pussier and pussiest - like or containing pus.

 

[pabloback]

Pussy is correct, as is pussier and pussiest - like or containing pus.

you forgot pussey

ya wuss

 

[miles]

Pussy pus?

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[LukkyKnight]

Well of course that's the correct word - how else would you spell pussy?

 

[ksmybuttons]

Pussy is how I spell it, too. Actually I try not to talk about pus much.