theraven5884
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i find this hard to believe, there have to be east texas women on here.. drop a few lines saying hello... let the rest of us fellow texans know ur out there
this is hard to believe
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KinkyLOVE
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Uh, how about Austin? Is that too far west for you? Texas is a BIG state, ain't it?
I've got a CLOSE Literotica girlfriend, Kitsune, who lives there, & sometimes I, myself, get over there personally 'cuz my brother's married to a ranch heiress from West of Austin.
Un-fortunately, my brother and his ugly wife, although she's as RICH as a fucking pearl dragon that's been ripping off treasures and raping maidens all over kingdom cum then squatting on a mountainous mound of hoarded gold like you'd only expect to find in fantastical Sexual Haven's deepest, darkest dungeon, are both boringly conservative, so they DON'T enjoy having kinky little sis around all that much. Well, the feeling is mutual, too! "FUCK 'EM and all their stingily misered millions!" I say. Hmm... Sorry. I've run a-muck raking again. Honestly, I don't know why my cute, and highly intelligent nii-san married such a PIG, anyway.
So, about my Literotica friend. She's a student at U.T. & a terrific animation artist. Some of her erotic work is posted around here somewhere, I'm SURE 'cuz I personally posted one that she sent me myself!
Anyway, am I BORING you? Some people do say that my BOX chatters a bit too much, so then I always reply, "Why don't you stick something in it, horny?"
REALLY! I should be ashamed of myself! I'm such a kinky EXHIBITIONIST! Well, it's just plain common whore's sense that a girl cunt talk with her mouth full, & I do LOVE ORAL SEX, so maybe we could get along just fine taking turns sitting on each other's faces, our conversation one of my MOANS of LUST, slurps, smacking lips and labia, squirting juices, & sighs of contentment, accompanied by your brilliant repartee, "Uh huh. YEAH! Ohh! That feels soooo GOOD, baby! Do that more . . . only a little deeper this time. That's the way." See what I mean?
Whatever were we talkin about? Oh, yeah. My friend's on here under the handle of gopher&kitsune, user ID # = 57657. Kitsune means FOX, & is she EVER! Gopher is her live-in gigolo, so we're into three-way SEX-plorations. How about you?
Let me know if you're into our type of . . .
LOVE, Kin ky
I've got a CLOSE Literotica girlfriend, Kitsune, who lives there, & sometimes I, myself, get over there personally 'cuz my brother's married to a ranch heiress from West of Austin.
Un-fortunately, my brother and his ugly wife, although she's as RICH as a fucking pearl dragon that's been ripping off treasures and raping maidens all over kingdom cum then squatting on a mountainous mound of hoarded gold like you'd only expect to find in fantastical Sexual Haven's deepest, darkest dungeon, are both boringly conservative, so they DON'T enjoy having kinky little sis around all that much.
Well, the feeling is mutual, too! "FUCK 'EM and all their stingily misered millions!" I say. Hmm... Sorry. I've run a-muck raking again. Honestly, I don't know why my cute, and highly intelligent nii-san married such a PIG, anyway. So, about my Literotica friend. She's a student at U.T. & a terrific animation artist. Some of her erotic work is posted around here somewhere, I'm SURE 'cuz I personally posted one that she sent me myself!
Anyway, am I BORING you? Some people do say that my BOX chatters a bit too much, so then I always reply, "Why don't you stick something in it, horny?"
REALLY! I should be ashamed of myself! I'm such a kinky EXHIBITIONIST! Well, it's just plain common whore's sense that a girl cunt talk with her mouth full, & I do LOVE ORAL SEX, so maybe we could get along just fine taking turns sitting on each other's faces, our conversation one of my MOANS of LUST, slurps, smacking lips and labia, squirting juices, & sighs of contentment, accompanied by your brilliant repartee, "Uh huh. YEAH! Ohh! That feels soooo GOOD, baby! Do that more . . . only a little deeper this time. That's the way." See what I mean?Whatever were we talkin about?
Oh, yeah. My friend's on here under the handle of gopher&kitsune, user ID # = 57657. Kitsune means FOX, & is she EVER! Gopher is her live-in gigolo, so we're into three-way SEX-plorations. How about you?Let me know if you're into our type of . . .
LOVE, Kin ky
KinkyLOVE
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* * * ( ( ( My, my, you are quite the VIRGIN here, aren't you, Horny? ) ) ) * * *
Very, very interesting!
My GOODNESS you are a VIRGIN! Hey, it's NO BIG THING! Don't be so shy. I got over it pretty damned quickily between mid menses and tonight's wicked witching whore.
Look up! I've given you EVERYTHING you need to GO FOR IT! See that handle, "gopher&kitsune" & member id # "57657"? Now just go to any of your pages with your number "4054", Cut-n-paste theirs into the URL, & HIT return! 'Nuff said?
Hey, didn't somebody say, "A word to the wise," so how cum I needed so many?
LOVE, Kin Ky
P.s. Weird how your ID # is so L-O-W and this is just your third posting. Wherever HAVE you been? Well, I KNOW my friends are in a bit of a financial pinch at the moment as I've been trying to help out by arranging to have Gigolo Gopher rip off a BIG commission from my brother's RICH BITCH by ASS-embling CUM-putter hardware & pirated soft at a HUGE mark up. Hey, they can afford the tarrif! Can you? Here's a sample of Kit-chan's work to whet your appetite (slightly reduced to meet Literotica's size limits. Sorry, Sammy, maybe you can post a better sample, & your direct email addy further on down the line? Cunt this be a GREAT way to display your pornographic talents & maybe pick up a few paying customers? All things are possible with just a little bit of kinky LOVE, except maybe that f-a-r side scenerio I introduced - under, uh, was it Story Ideas? I forget. - for my Science Fantasy about the Ultimate Incest story, BUTT then again our future my hold wonder-filled new torrid technical break on throughs to the other side for a truly wild ride! Hmm... Have you VOTED on my poll yet? It's at Literotica ... Personals > "Up for a little HUMOR? Thy HOLIEST commanment is HAVE FUN, but feel free NOT to, too!" So far, it's had a few views with mixed reviews & could really use a BOOST up in the ratings. Hint, hint, make mine peppermint!):
Very, very interesting!
My GOODNESS you are a VIRGIN! Hey, it's NO BIG THING! Don't be so shy.
I got over it pretty damned quickily between mid menses and tonight's wicked witching whore. Look up!
I've given you EVERYTHING you need to GO FOR IT! See that handle, "gopher&kitsune" & member id # "57657"? Now just go to any of your pages with your number "4054", Cut-n-paste theirs into the URL, & HIT return! 'Nuff said?Hey, didn't somebody say, "A word to the wise," so how cum I needed so many?
LOVE, Kin Ky
P.s. Weird how your ID # is so L-O-W and this is just your third posting. Wherever HAVE you been? Well, I KNOW my friends are in a bit of a financial pinch at the moment as I've been trying to help out by arranging to have Gigolo Gopher rip off a BIG commission from my brother's RICH BITCH by ASS-embling CUM-putter hardware & pirated soft at a HUGE mark up. Hey, they can afford the tarrif! Can you? Here's a sample of Kit-chan's work to whet your appetite (slightly reduced to meet Literotica's size limits. Sorry, Sammy, maybe you can post a better sample, & your direct email addy further on down the line? Cunt this be a GREAT way to display your pornographic talents & maybe pick up a few paying customers? All things are possible with just a little bit of kinky LOVE, except maybe that f-a-r side scenerio I introduced - under, uh, was it Story Ideas? I forget. - for my Science Fantasy about the Ultimate Incest story, BUTT then again our future my hold wonder-filled new torrid technical break on throughs to the other side for a truly wild ride! Hmm... Have you VOTED on my poll yet? It's at Literotica ... Personals > "Up for a little HUMOR? Thy HOLIEST commanment is HAVE FUN, but feel free NOT to, too!" So far, it's had a few views with mixed reviews & could really use a BOOST up in the ratings. Hint, hint, make mine peppermint!):
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KinkyLOVE
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Well, I KNEW that. I was just teasing you a bit 'cuz guys usually out wiz us at tech!
Ah, my RABID RAVEN has flown from his chicken's coop, so now I'm cast adrift and feeling a little blue from our shipwrecked love cruise. Hey, come to think of it we never really cast off all the ropes that bound us to the dock�Aand speaking of the deep blue sea, there are lots of finer fish than he still fancy free for frolicking me.
Oh, sorry, ammontet, honey, I guess you know by now how I do tend to get carried away by the slightest breeze of whimsy. I really just dropped in to say, "You're welcome, and of course I've e-mailed both Gopher-san & Kit-chan a complete copy of the above, so good luck with your comic venture. I'll butt my cute little arse out now 'cuz humor is one thing I know absolutely NOTHING about. I'm more of a philosopher, myself, actually, but that's a tale for another thread, so now it's home to bath and bed."
"What about dinner?" calls out a heckler from the peanut gallery. Do they really expect me to talk about diets and that kind of personal stuff in a public place? How crude and rude some dudes can get in these low budget productions!
I heard that! Boosting this thread's ratings in the poster popularity polls played absolutely NO part in my . . .
LOVEKin Ky
Ah, my RABID RAVEN has flown from his chicken's coop, so now I'm cast adrift and feeling a little blue from our shipwrecked love cruise.
Hey, come to think of it we never really cast off all the ropes that bound us to the dock�Aand speaking of the deep blue sea, there are lots of finer fish than he still fancy free for frolicking me. Oh, sorry, ammontet, honey, I guess you know by now how I do tend to get carried away by the slightest breeze of whimsy.
I really just dropped in to say, "You're welcome, and of course I've e-mailed both Gopher-san & Kit-chan a complete copy of the above, so good luck with your comic venture. I'll butt my cute little arse out now 'cuz humor is one thing I know absolutely NOTHING about. I'm more of a philosopher, myself, actually, but that's a tale for another thread, so now it's home to bath and bed.""What about dinner?" calls out a heckler from the peanut gallery. Do they really expect me to talk about diets and that kind of personal stuff in a public place?
How crude and rude some dudes can get in these low budget productions! I heard that! Boosting this thread's ratings in the poster popularity polls played absolutely NO part in my . . .
LOVEKin Ky
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