This is as meek as it gets.

[Slick66]

Hi. I'm Slick66. I've been a lurker (oh the shame of it all) at Lit for a while.

I came to the conclusion that I couldn't beat it, so I might as well join it.

I don't eat much and i'll try to stay out of the way. Thanks for having me.

 

[CelestialBody]

Welcome

 

[SimplySouthern]

We can HAVE you?

Goody gumdrops.

And by they way...you can beat us. Some of us enjoy it.

Welcome...and all that jazz.

 

[KillerMuffin]

LOL, speak for yourself SS my sweet. I dunna like to be beat.

Welcome to the board. Are you naked? Please?

 

[SimplySouthern]

LOL, speak for yourself SS my sweet. I dunna like to be beat.

Welcome to the board. Are you naked? Please?

Well, maybe not beat exactly. Spanked a little?

C'mon MuffyStuff, work with me!

 

[Closet Desire]

Not so fast...

...first we need ya' to fill out a form 3871 in triplicate, you keep the yellow copy. Then there are your medical exams...can't have any unsafe sex on here can we now? Hmmm...what else. Can you spell? Do you know the difference between a conjunction and a contraction? If you need counselling we should probably refer you to KillerMuffin or Weird Harold on this one. Let's see. I think that about covers it!

Hah

Welcome aboard (I can say that right? looks around anxiously)

 

[Slick66]

The indignity of it all

Sorry Killer Muffin. I look like a "poster boy" for LL Bean today, right down to the cable knit sweater, wide whale cords and thinsulate lined boots.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Slick66]

Please god NO

As long as you people don't make me read it.

If thats necessary it would involve a coin toss between saying see ya' or see ya' in May.

 

[Closet Desire]

It's okay...

...you can fib a little...everyone else does.

 

[CelestialBody]

I read it

 

[Juliangel]

Sorry Killer Muffin. I look like a "poster boy" for LL Bean today, right down to the cable knit sweater, wide whale cords and thinsulate lined boots.

Sounds yummy to me I love the LL Bean look!

 

[JadedHeart]

I don't eat much and i'll try to stay out of the way.

Stay out of the way? Hell, jump in the water's fine! Welcome!!

 

[Merelan]

hey, no one noticed but he said he didn't eat much. What the hell good is that!

 

[Juliangel]

hey, no one noticed but he said he didn't eat much. What the hell good is that!

Well that's true and I just love to be eaten! Dang it!!!

 

[SimplySouthern]

Folks...he's new. Let's give him a break. I think he can still be molded and taught.

*tugs him by the LL Bean shirt*

C'mere poster boy...let me enlighten you

 

[Merelan]

Uh oh... can I watch? I have never seen a man molded and trained by you before. Juliangel, bring that popcorn over here.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Welcome Slick.

Hey, answer me this, Batman -- what the hell does a lurker do, anyway? Does he just read the posts and never comment? I'm curious.

Why not comment? Is it like watching a soap opera where you can't talk back to the actors?

Or are lurkers just shy?

What was it that kept you "lurking"?

 

[Slick66]

Suddenly I feel so dirty. Does that normally cost more?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Hi. I'm Slick66.

By the way, I know your brother Route.


We were on the road together.


I'll stop now.

 

[Slick66]

Welcome Slick.

Hey, answer me this, Batman -- what the hell does a lurker do, anyway? Does he just read the posts and never comment? I'm curious.

Why not comment? Is it like watching a soap opera where you can't talk back to the actors?

Or are lurkers just shy?

What was it that kept you "lurking"?

Batman???

First of all I hate soaps. But you are close. What pushed me over the edge was coming to the conclusion that lurking made about as much sense as screaming at the referee or coach on TV.

Why scream at a cathode ray tube when you can scream at the person. Not that I scream, well, not unless there is oil and an erogenous zone involved.

 

[April]

Batman? DCL, you know he's not Batman. Umm, I forgot who Batman is, though. I think that's you. Aw, shit, I don't know anymore.

Welcome, Slick. What's a sophist? I'm too lazy to lunge for the dictionary.

 

[Slick66]

A sophist?

Its a joke in reality.

By definition its a captious or fallacius reasoner.Sophism is an argument that while correct in form is based on a subtle fallacy.

A high falootin' way to say that I can sling BS with the best of them.

 

[April]

Ah, thank you. A BS flinger. I think you'll fit in just fine with these here nice folks. LOL

 

[Hecate]

Welcome aboard ... nothing much I can add to what has already been said so ... have fun *s*