This is an executive order!!!

[Tryharder62]

This is an executive order!!!!!

There is a lot of controversy lately about cunts and dicks. Who has one and who doesn't. The president (I can't tell you the president of what or I would have to kill you) has appointed me to the Council for the Preservation of Sex Dings and Dongs. No one else is on the council. If a comment is made that someone is a cunt or a dick- proof must be presented to me. It is hoped that by the end of 2013 I will have a full disclosure of all the cunts and dicks on lit at my disposal so that arguements can be quickly dispelled. Start sending pictures of your cunts and dicks as soon as possible. Thank you for your support.

 

[DontFuckWitMe]

i don't have a camera big enough for mine dick, hahah

 

[Tryharder62]

i don't have a camera big enough for mine dick, hahah

I've had several complaints from multiple lit males about this Get it out of the water and try a landscape camera.

 

[Aquagal]

i don't have a camera big enough for mine dick, hahah

That's because it's in the poopy toilet.

 

[Tryharder62]

Thank you for those who have begun to comply with the new mandates. Right now it seems that there are more dicks than cunts on lit.

 

[Adre]

I strive to be a dick and a cunt. If not an asshole.

 

[Tryharder62]

I strive to be a dick and a cunt. If not an asshole.

All evidence of the above mentioned must be pm'd to me in picture form. It's for the files.

 

[Adre]

All evidence of the above mentioned must be pm'd to me in picture form. It's for the files.

I wish I could, but my people believe the soul is diminished if photographs of private parts are taken and displayed.

 

[blobfish]

I wish I could, but my people believe the soul is diminished if photographs of private parts are taken and displayed.

Cock Amish?

 

[TonyClifton]

There is a lot of controversy lately about cunts and dicks. Who has one and who doesn't. The president (I can't tell you the president of what or I would have to kill you) has appointed me to the Council for the Preservation of Sex Dings and Dongs. No one else is on the council. If a comment is made that someone is a cunt or a dick- proof must be presented to me. It is hoped that by the end of 2013 I will have a full disclosure of all the cunts and dicks on lit at my disposal so that arguements can be quickly dispelled. Start sending pictures of your cunts and dicks as soon as possible. Thank you for your support.

 

[Tryharder62]

Please stop sending cucumbers with condoms on. I can tell the difference.