this is a thing of pure beauty

[pointless]

I took part in a pro-Trump attack on the US Capitol and now I have to face consequences? That’s tyranny!
By REX HUPPKE

 

[RobDownSouth]

Equal parts funny and sad....but 100% true.

Neatly encapsulated "I'm a VICTIM! A VICTIM, DAMMIT!" mindset.

 

[Dribble]

And yet...he only provided more evidence that will be used to prove sedition

 

[Sean]

Lol. He absolutely nails what the right is screaming about right now. And shows how ridiculous it is.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Very well done.

 

[jomar]

Ha, yes, well done.

 

[LupusDei]

Meanwhile someone somewhere believes all this shit... I won't say where I got it, and kind of sorry for posting it, but isn't it hilarious in a sick way.

...[utter garbage removed]...

THE POPE WAS ARRESTED YESTERDAY EARLY/GERMANY ALSO WAS IN BLACKOUT B/C OF THEIR INVOLVEMENT WITH ITALY ON THE STEAL THROUGH LEONARDO MILITARY SATELLITE UPLINK TRANSFER OF VOTES ON THE 6TH...

...[utter garbage removed]...

I MUST GET SOME SLEEP NOW...FOR THE REPUBLIC, L.

 

[naughtymind]

Please don’t amplify that garbage! That only helps to spread their viral deranged hatred. We do not need to shine a light on it, we know it’s there, leave it in the margins and gutters for law enforcement to mop up.

 

[spacekowboy]

Every one of these idiots needs to see how fucking stupid they sound.

 

[oggbashan]

Every one of these idiots needs to see how fucking stupid they sound.

It doesn't work here. Why should it work in real life?

There are too many people who believe the lies.

 

[LupusDei]

Please don’t amplify that garbage! That only helps to spread their viral deranged hatred. We do not need to shine a light on it, we know it’s there, leave it in the margins and gutters for law enforcement to mop up.

You're right... it's just such utter nonsense. They're so deep in a moronic alternative reality game it's mind blowing on itself. I especially love the claims that Pope has been arrested and Germany is somehow involved into the vote of 6th. Maybe I would cut everything except that. And the ending.