This got published...

[mack_the_knife]

My wife discovered this gem in a published work of Romantica -

She pulled him on top of her, glorying in the hardness of his small hips, and the power of him as she touched his virile, throbbing manood.

He hesitated a moment. "Blossom, tomorrow, you'll regret-"

"Never," she whispered. "Never!"

He needed no further urging. She saw the need in his dark eyes as she spread her thighs and he came up on his knees. Very slowly, he came down against the outer petals of her femininity.

He was big; god, he was big. She felt the wet, hot head of his manhood against...

I thought I would share that with ya'll, painful as it was to actually type it with the same fingers I normally write with. Someone got paid for this!

 

[Recidiva]

My eyes skimmed the page...

Dare I hope?

It was euphemistic...god, it was euphemistic.

Might there be some scent of thrusting of loins somewhere...

Some shred of a heaving bosom?

We could only hope.

We could only pray.

Someday there would.

Be.

 

[mack_the_knife]

She lay there, feeling him convulsing, emptying his life force into her womb, shuddering...

No heaving bosoms detected as of yet, nor thrusted loins, but I hold out great hope.

 

[cloudy]

My eyes skimmed the page...

Dare I hope?

It was euphemistic...god, it was euphemistic.

Might there be some scent of thrusting of loins somewhere...

Some shred of a heaving bosom?

We could only hope.

We could only pray.

Someday there would.

Be.

weasel-like loins. *nods*

 

[Recidiva]

weasel-like loins. *nods*

I want flying fur and a Vorpal cock.

Bander Snatch and a Jabberwock!

 

[mack_the_knife]

Anyone else got some good stuff from published works?

 

[McKenna]

Someone got paid for this!

You should have seen the size of the check!


-Georgia, a.k.a. McK


P.S. The sequel is even better!

 

[cloudy]

Anyone else got some good stuff from published works?

Check here.

 

[McKenna]

I am determined to write about Wookie sex in my next book.


Weasels? Well, that's just been so done!

 

[cloudy]

this is my fave:

The Last Song of Dusk by Siddharth Dhanvant Shangvi (Weidenfeld & Nicolson)

Was it on the bed that she sat on him, her weasel-like loins clutching and unclutching his lovely, long, louche manhood, as though squeezing an orange for its juice? Or was it on the balcony swing, much later, that he buried his thirsty tongue in those thick pink lips between her legs? She loved most the lusciousness of his buttocks, their dimpled circumference, as though God had created them only so she might pull him farther into herself and then muffle her rapturous pleasure as she had, only a few hours back, muffled her anguish. ... they had exhausted all the wild beasts lurking in the forests of their flesh.

 

[rgraham666]

"Nobody ever went broke under estimating the taste of the American public." P. T. Barnum

 

[Wildcard Ky]

I am determined to write about Wookie sex in my next book.


Weasels? Well, that's just been so done!

Wookies have been done too. If you want to be original, go for the wombats. That's still virgin territory.

Just the other day I was thinking that the world needed a good wombat sex story.

 

[yui]

Wookies have been done too. If you want to be original, go for the wombats. That's still virgin territory.

Just the other day I was thinking that the world needed a good wombat sex story.

Bwahahahahahaha!


Very sorry! Carry on with the rampant swords of love muscle and blooming growlers, please ...

 

[Boxlicker101]

Bwahahahahahaha!


Very sorry! Carry on with the rampant swords of love muscle and blooming growlers, please ...

There is an old thread somewhere with wombat sex in it. Also snail sex. I don't think it has ever been in a story, though.

 

[hotchkiss]

Oh Bugger I've just come in me pants!

 

[TheEarl]

Outer petals?

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BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAA!

The Earl