this fucking place

[Guest]

rocks

 

[JazzManJim]

Well, Thank You O Lord.

We do our humble best.

 

[perks]

I JESUS

 

[scylis]

so let it be written, so let it be done.

 

[lobito]

We're not gonna start having confession(s) here are we? I come to this place to stay away from church. kneeling at the pew...

I'm not sure ANYONE here has time enough to listen to my list of sins.

Lo

 

[riff]

U don't think he means we could get stone in here do u?

 

[Starfish]

I still think Jesus was a black man.

Which would be a bonus, but even based on what I've seen of the Jesus reinactments on the tele....

I'd have done him. In a heartbeat. I love that shaggy hair and barefoot hippy look. Hot stuff.

I'd have also sabatoaged that whole crucifixion bit bullshit by luring the soldiers away from the site with my fellow herem chickies, and then get Jesus down off the cross and stow away to China where we'd live high on the hog, and get lots of Poon tang.

 

[Sephiroth]

Re: I still think Jesus was a black man.

but based on what I've seen of the Jesus reinactments on the tele....

I'd have done him. In a heartbeat. I love that shaggy hair and barefoot hippy look. Hot stuff.

I'd have also sabatoaged that whole crucifixion bit bullshit by luring the soldiers away from the site with my fellow herem chickies, and then get Jesus down off the cross and stow away to China where we'd live high on the hog, and get lots of Poon tang.

Hey Starfish,

you do realize you're going straight to Hell, right?

 

[MissTaken]

Jesus???


Does your daddy know you are here?



You could be in big trouble!

 

[Bs]

Tommy O'Shaughnessy enters the confessional box and says, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy O'Shaughnessy?"

Yes, Father, it is."

"And who was the woman you were with?"

"I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now.

"Was it Brenda O'Malley?" "I cannot say."

"Was it Patricia Kelly?" "I'll never tell."

"Was it Liz Shannon?" "I'm sorry, but I'll not tell her name."

"Was it Cathy Morgan?" "My lips are sealed."

"Was it Fiona McDonald, then?" "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy
O'Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must
atone."

He gives Tommy penance and dismisses him.

Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

Tommy says, "Five good leads."