This Drags.

[alexandraaah]

Someone is incessantly calling my house.

It comes up "Out of Area."

It's really annoying.

I'm talking every minute for the last 15-20.

 

[Guest]

I just wanted to talk to my lesbo friend, okay?

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

It was me...sorry.

I've got a case of the jitters.

 

[alexandraaah]

It was me...sorry.

I've got a case of the jitters.

I wish.

Not that you have the jitters, the other part.

 

[Marxist]

Someone is incessantly calling my house.

It comes up "Out of Area."

It's really annoying.

I'm talking every minute for the last 15-20.

It was me. I need the love.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

I wish.

Not that you have the jitters, the other part.

Surely you jest? Don't tease me.

 

[alexandraaah]

Re: Re: This Drags.

It was me. I need the love.

Then leave a fuckin' message and tell me that, you'll get all the loving you need.

Morgaine...why would I jest?

I'd love to talk to you.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Sweet Jesus.

Let's make a date for Tuesday if you're up for it.

 

[alexandraaah]

Sweet Jesus.

Let's make a date for Tuesday if you're up for it.

I have classes that day; I'll look at my schedule and pm you.

I'm not nearly as sweet as Jesus, I assure you.

 

[Laurel]

Maybe not, but you're just as Jewish.

 

[Debbie]

I wish it was me.
But then the message would have been,
"Where is New Zealand?"

 

[alexandraaah]

Maybe not, but you're just as Jewish.

Heh.

I'm Jewish.

 

[Guest]

What?! No Draaa love for CV? That's it! I'm going forward with my operation so that lesbo CV can be impregnated by lesbo lovers!!!
I injected hormon and everything for you Draaa. I've got boobies for nothin'

 

[Laurel]

Heh.

I'm Jewish.

You put the ish in Jewish, baby.

You put the "brew" in Hebrew.

Or something.

 

[alexandraaah]

You put the ish in Jewish, baby.

You put the "brew" in Hebrew.

Or something.

At least I don't put the "ew" in it, right?

 

[seXieleXie]

look, it's the painted whore!





i missed you wednesday!

 

[tortoise]

Maybe not, but you're just as Jewish.

Insert belly laugh, shake vigorously. Repeat.

 

[Guest]

Laurel hi.

Laurel, I think Draaa has put me on ignore Please make her change her mind about me. I'm in love with Draaa. I need a daily dose of Draaaness. I'm a lesbo and lesbos are stoned to death in Arayatvatwata(Northern India) Atlantian coucil is going to stone me. Please Please Please save me Laureeeeeeeeeel.

 

[alexandraaah]

look, it's the painted whore!

Awww....you're just saying that.

 

[alexandraaah]

Update: the phone is still ringing constantly.

 

[Laurel]

I can't do that, CV. She is a very independent person. And also, if you're male, you can't be a lesbian. Sorry.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Have you answered it?

 

[alexandraaah]

Have you answered it?

I just did for the first time.

I said harshly, "Who the fuck is this?!"

No answer...duh.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Stinking bastards.


I promise I'll gab at ya when I call...or in the very least breathe heavy.

 

[alexandraaah]

Stinking bastards.


I promise I'll gab at ya when I call...or in the very least breathe heavy.

Oh goodie!!