This Dog Shit

[lavender]

 

[Guest]

I agree. What we need is more pussy on this board. The mutts have got to go!

 

[Adoratrice]

Yeah the men are bad enough, let alone all the dogs hanging around.


hey....I thought I was the queen of hearts, I have the Tattoo to prove it.

 

[cymbidia]

Then can i be the Queen of Rings?
Bars?
No - Rings sounds better. (I've got one; i'll just pluralize it, no one cares.)




I'm kinda tired of the dog shit, too.
We have a whole damn pound of 'em here all of a sudden. (Not to mention the sudden and alarming infestation of intestional parasites they've brought with them.)

 

[Mensa]

Who let the dogs out?

Hey, lavy, I like the av but your showing the wrong end. Turn her around!!

 

[Guest]

I'm free! I'm free!

 

[Laurel]

Dogshit? Where? Damnit, people, use the pooperscoopers! Don't just leave it sitting out where people can step in it! What do you think this is, France?

 

[Weevil]

Lavy fucked up, Lavy fucked up

PC might have to change his title for good now!!!

 

[Guest]

Where did she go? I'll mewrder 'er!

 

[lavender]

Re: Lavy fucked up, Lavy fucked up

 

[Weevil]

I did. What can I say. I've always been something of a distraction for the Ladies.

 

[crystalhunting]

Anyone who messes with Madame Laurels Pussy will answer to me!!!!

{Manu as exception}



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[Starfish]

That's some curtsy you've got there Queenie.....

Didn't anyone teach you how to curtsy????

Glad the magistrate wasn't standing back there.

 

[Puddles The Wonder Poodle]

has got to go. Laurel is a smut mistress not a veterinarian. I know that she rescues little kittens, but that is her day job. I mean soon we're going to have more mutts than members. Who started this shit?

I believe that I was the first canine member of the board, but Ben the Beer Bear, was the first nonhuman (not counting Todd) that I'm aware of.

Heads are going to roll. I am the Queen of Hearts. Off with their heads!

Hun, I've been here a lot longer than you have, so I'll excuse your rudness as youthful inexperance...this time.

 

[lavender]

 

[Shelby]

HELP WANTED Send resume to Lit BB

Dog Catcher Position Available. The position pays $150.00 per canine picked up. (Canines must be running loose across the board to be picked up, you cannot remove from neighbours backyard) Applicant must have own vehicle to transport canines. Earning potential seems to get better everyday.

(Canines applying to collect the $150.00 will not be considered)

 

[Nicole]

Dogshit? Where? Damnit, people, use the pooperscoopers! Don't just leave it sitting out where people can step in it! What do you think this is, France?

Yeah well Laurel, someone didn't use the pooper-scooper and now I have Dog shit all over my shoes ... I'll sue I tell ya, this just isn't good enough ... *scraping dog shit all over the sidewalk*

There Now you all have to put up with the stench.

Seriously though, I only know of Puddles, MackDoggy and Scruffy, what other dogs?

 

[cymbidia]

Scruffy's Bitch came in with Scruffy, i think, or shortly afterwards.

And there are a couple of Scruffy tapeworms and other pleasant intestional parasites who've recently begun inhabiting the BB, too.

 

[Laurel]

Well, we may not have any homosexual men on the board, but we do have a wide assortment of animal life, including a few parasitic organisms. So we make up for what we lack in sexual diversity with our species diversity.

Yep.

And Nicole, hose off that shoe before you go in the house...

 

[Bigdog]

HELP WANTED Send resume to Lit BB

Dog Catcher Position Available. The position pays $150.00 per canine picked up. (Canines must be running loose across the board to be picked up, you cannot remove from neighbours backyard) Applicant must have own vehicle to transport canines. Earning potential seems to get better everyday.

(Canines applying to collect the $150.00 will not be considered)

Damn! I could really use the money too. Kibble isn't cheap.

 

[Puddles The Wonder Poodle]

You know Puddles, to be honest, I have no clue what you have against me.


I have nothing at all against you. Why do you think that i do? I thought that you were asking legitimate questions that I was repectfully answering. Why is this a problem?


I was joking, a freaking joke. The whole thread was a joke. I think everyone else on the board, or who was playing around with the dog stuff knew I was kidding.

I recieved an email from someone who was shocked that you had posted this thread, so at least one other member of the board didn't get your joke. To help you out in the future there are several methods of indicating that you are posting a joke or at least something that is not to be taken seriously. One is to use "smilely faces" or oir even . you can also laugh: hehehehe, or even (if you are willing to be classed with us bitches *tail wag*. You chose to do none of these, and expected me to read your mind instead.

I don't understand what I have done to make you think I'm so evil. But, you know jack shit about me. My rudeness and inexperience? I think self-reflection might be good.

I don't think you are evil, Lav, just young and inexperanced. You are right, I don't know very much about you, but what you are revealing here, at least, doesn't encourage me either. I have politely tried to explain to you the errors of your ways if you will not reform them, that is your bussiness.

 

[Myrrdin]

Haven't seen MADDOG around here lately.

 

[Barb Dwyer]

lavender,

I'm waiting for the story and video of "Lassie Cum Home" to appear in the story section now.