This could very well bore you to... well, near death. lol

[Lorelei_11]

I can't sleep, and I'm tired, so its frustrating and its a state close to being drunk.

So, bear with me in the spirit of it all. I may be only funny to myself right now but.... lol Its the personals and even though I don't want a fuck buddy. I swear when I came here years ago there were personals here that were more like the ones in a newspaper.

I mean I have nothing against people hooking up.

Its just, where should I post my considerably boring add compared to all the other hot sexy ones? Well?

So, anyone thinking of dating?

Its not like I'm not sexy. I mean, I have my sexiness. Perhaps not for all men, I'm plus sized and I'am kinky when you get to know me really well.

Even if you only stop by to laugh at my late night thoughts, c'mon... just say hi, post, what do you have to lose?

 

[Lorelei_11]

What? no ones even going to come on in and say hi?

 

[lonelyasboys]

hey....

no one responds to me, either. but it's really early.
i'd love to date, but you're in canada.
and i'm not a good date person.
good luck!

 

[Lorelei_11]

hey....

no one responds to me, either. but it's really early.
i'd love to date, but you're in canada.
and i'm not a good date person.
good luck!

That sucks. Yes, it is really early, or really late. However you see it.

Thanks for responding to my thread anyway. What do you mean you're not a good date person?

I do understand the distance thing.

I still haven't figured out how to turned frogs into princes, so its not like I'm holding my breath on the dating thing.

 

[lonelyasboys]

i end up talking about things that make no sense, and it just leads to an awkward night. movies are about the only thing i can handle...or at least feel comfortable. laugh and smile at each other a couple times in the dark...that's pretty easy.

 

[Lorelei_11]

Since its so late, and so few people are around, I'll just post on my own.

I'd love to dance in the rain.

I've never tried Pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain could potentially be fun, depending on circumstance.

So, I'd like to dance in the rain. A slow dance, together, under an umbrella. I wrote this in one of my poems. To me it represents being happy, no matter what. That life can throw negative things our way... yet together, we can still smile and dance in the rain.

 

[Auraka6669]

Hello.

Just take it easy, and keep posting. At worst you'll make a friend. If you check out my personal... it didn't start off too hot. (Still isn't that steamy, by most standards) But it's home. And I have fun. Made some great friends too.

 

[devilishnight]

You are sexy. Everyone is sexy. Sexyness is like beauty, you can find anywhere. Sexyness is how you carry yourself, to some it's the smell of your hair. Sexyness can be define in so many ways. But I hear you, you raised a good point.

I can't sleep, and I'm tired, so its frustrating and its a state close to being drunk.

So, bear with me in the spirit of it all. I may be only funny to myself right now but.... lol Its the personals and even though I don't want a fuck buddy. I swear when I came here years ago there were personals here that were more like the ones in a newspaper.

I mean I have nothing against people hooking up.

Its just, where should I post my considerably boring add compared to all the other hot sexy ones? Well?

So, anyone thinking of dating?

Its not like I'm not sexy. I mean, I have my sexiness. Perhaps not for all men, I'm plus sized and I'am kinky when you get to know me really well.

Even if you only stop by to laugh at my late night thoughts, c'mon... just say hi, post, what do you have to lose?

 

[ILguy23]

Don't bother with the umbrella in the rain. Or anything else on, for that matter.

But make sure it's a warm rain.

Believe me, *that's* sexy.

 

[Lorelei_11]

i end up talking about things that make no sense, and it just leads to an awkward night. movies are about the only thing i can handle...or at least feel comfortable. laugh and smile at each other a couple times in the dark...that's pretty easy.

Oh.. oh.

Dating can be stressful. I prefer it relaxed and comfortable. Most people are comfortable with me. I don't make quick judgements about people. Some people don't present themselves well immediately, over time I get to know them.

I love movies, so thats a good start.

 

[Indynudedude]

Love the AV Lorelei.

 

[Lorelei_11]

Love the AV Lorelei.

Thanks, I needed a change. I've had the same Av's since arriving at literotica. Its hard to find one I like though, I've looked through hundreds. I love this one too. Spring is almost here, and I love flowers.

 

[Lorelei_11]

Hello.

Just take it easy, and keep posting. At worst you'll make a friend. If you check out my personal... it didn't start off too hot. (Still isn't that steamy, by most standards) But it's home. And I have fun. Made some great friends too.

I checked it out, and I see what you mean. Yours was more moderate... still not even close to as boring as mine.

I could have started talking about what I'm into sexually. Then I'd have to add but I'm traditional and want to date someone in a very close to old fashioned way.

So, I'm thinking, the sexy part would get cancelled out with the old fashioned part. It would still be boring. lol



Or, I could have started with some really hot erotic writing about blowjobs or spanking. Then added I want to be courted by a gentleman in the old fashioned way before engaging in sex. Perhaps guys could read it and jack off while saying ... oh yeah... baby! thats hot as hell! Mmm hmmm.. just like that, look at me while you suck my cock. Ohhhhhhhhhh yeah!

Then finish with .... thats to bad.... oh god... thats to bad, ..... she's traditonal!!!!!! lol

 

[KinkyBoyUK]

I checked it out, and I see what you mean. Yours was more moderate... still not even close to as boring as mine.

I could have started talking about what I'm into sexually. Then I'd have to add but I'm traditional and want to date someone in a very close to old fashioned way.

So, I'm thinking, the sexy part would get cancelled out with the old fashioned part. It would still be boring. lol



Or, I could have started with some really hot erotic writing about blowjobs or spanking. Then added I want to be courted by a gentleman in the old fashioned way before engaging in sex. Perhaps guys could read it and jack off while saying ... oh yeah... baby! thats hot as hell! Mmm hmmm.. just like that, look at me while you suck my cock. Ohhhhhhhhhh yeah!

Then finish with .... thats to bad.... oh god... thats to bad, ..... she's traditonal!!!!!! lol

your post is not boring at all, it seems very warm hearted and a nice change around here.

dont give up being you, you sound a very sepcial person and out there iis someone who will be lucky enough to share your life with you.

 

[Klock]

not only will i say hi, i will say hi to one who shares my birthday, and that makes you insanely cool

 

[Lorelei_11]

You are sexy. Everyone is sexy. Sexyness is like beauty, you can find anywhere. Sexyness is how you carry yourself, to some it's the smell of your hair. Sexyness can be define in so many ways. But I hear you, you raised a good point.

Thankyou, I think so too. If a guy is looking for a hot body, or hot body parts, I'm not for him. Physically, overall, I'm attractive. Depends on the guy.

I'm passionate, a bit kinky, loyal, highly sexual, fun, playful, and can be silly. I like to playfully flirt. I'm serious and logical, and just as romantic. I'm pretty straight forward and will tell you what I want and need, you won't have to guess. I'll tell you in a nice way, like.... honey, I'd love some flowers (smiling) Or, its been awhile since we spent time together, I miss that, want to go out and get something to eat, maybe something else as well, Saturday night?

If there is a problem, I will tell you how I feel and what I want and need.

I'm loving, and will pamper you on occassion. I'm a good girl, that likes to have hot sex behind closed doors with someone I care about and that feels the same way about me.

 

[Lorelei_11]

Don't bother with the umbrella in the rain. Or anything else on, for that matter.

But make sure it's a warm rain.

Believe me, *that's* sexy.

Warm summer rain, now that could be fun. The thing is, I think about it. Then I think, when it finally happens, and its a warm enough day to have sex in it. Then you have to get to a private place where you can get your cloths off and be able to have sex.

Oh... and this is important, have someone nearby, handy enough to grab real fast to go with me. *giggles*

And... I want to dance, under the umbrella. I want to slip my hands under his coat, and warm them, caressing him. Pressed up close against him. Swaying together in time. The dance lovers do. Despite it all, happy... right there, anywhere on the street. Secret little smiles on our faces between kisses.

 

[Lorelei_11]

your post is not boring at all, it seems very warm hearted and a nice change around here.

dont give up being you, you sound a very sepcial person and out there iis someone who will be lucky enough to share your life with you.

How very nice of you to say.

Surrounded by hot sex offers and invitations, I thought at least my thread might amuse someone.

Thankyou. I'm a relationship oriented traditional woman. I'd rather be single than in a bad relationship. Yet, prefer to be in a good one.

 

[Lorelei_11]

not only will i say hi, i will say hi to one who shares my birthday, and that makes you insanely cool

Cool... you know its most often the first day of spring.

So, I'll say an early Happy Birthday to you!

Looks like you weren't born in the same year as me though.

 

[Lordmikel]

Ah Lorelei, truly a great thread. I always see you on the GB board. Always liked your name. Well if you get bored some night, I do enjoy chatting as well.

 

[Lorelei_11]

Ah Lorelei, truly a great thread. I always see you on the GB board. Always liked your name. Well if you get bored some night, I do enjoy chatting as well.

Thankyou, I'm having fun hanging out with people in this thread.

I'm not so great at picking out a name. When I arrived at lit, some people thought I was an oldie, and a player. I had people pm and say, why should I trust you. Lorelei is the siren that called men in from sea, and they crashed on the rocks and died.

I really wasn't thinking about the origins of the name when I picked it.

As I've said before, it would be cool to be able to be so alluring as to call men to me, and have them find me irresistable. Drawn to me like a magnet, half out of there mind, unable to be reasonable. Time stands still, there is no conciousness of anything in this world but them and I.

Its very important that they remain alive though, otherwise, where's the fun in it???

Sounds cool, pm me and we can chat.