This car could really suck

Car manufacturers are going to be like the snowmobile manufacturers in the early '70's. Everyone will be making electriccars. Maybe even JC Penney will have an electric car?
 
ELECTROLUX has a better ring to it.

But won't vacuum-cleaner cars all suck?

When General Atomics announces a car, I'll look.
 
Maybe it'll use a big fan to blow itself down the road.


Oh wait, Chrysler already tried that.
 
Car manufacturers are going to be like the snowmobile manufacturers in the early '70's. Everyone will be making electriccars. Maybe even JC Penney will have an electric car?
In early 20th century were hundreds of small automakers, and larger industrial firms (like sewing-machine Singer and White) branched into carmaking. What will the new auto world look like? I predict some Chinese mega-plants, like those churning out most of the world's sports shoes, eyeglass frames, phones and tablets, all with different logos and slightly different designs, all from the same sources. The K-Mart-Kar, LegoLimo, McDonaldMobile, Disney Driveaway, and Electro-LITster will be like that.
 
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In keep with the Dyson ethos i suppose it will be an overpriced,bright coloured,Electricity sucking piece of plastic with lots of clear parts so everyone can
'Admire' the shit thats in it.?
If Dyson had made all his/their stuff from reclaimed,'carbon capture' rated wood,they coulda been the original Hipsters.:rolleyes:
 
I like my Dyson.


It works as well as any other vacuum that I've ever owned and it is more agile...




Get back to me when they reproduce the: Kharmann Ghia.
 
In early 20th century were hundreds of small automakers, and larger industrial firms (like sewing-machine Singer and White) branched into carmaking. What will the new auto world look like? I predict some Chinese mega-plants, like those churning out most of the world's sports shoes, eyeglass frames, phones and tablets, all with different logos and slightly different designs, all from the same sources. The K-Mart-Kar, LegoLimo, McDonaldMobile, Disney Driveaway, and Electro-LITster will be like that.

The truly hip will be 3D printing their own cars at home.
 
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