Thinking of opening a bordello

[Guest]

with nothng but men on offer.

I'd be the Madam and have freebies - of course.


Any men want a good job, three square meals a day, medical and dental insurance and sex at leasy four times a night?

Qualifications......must have a readily re-chargeable cock in good working order.

 

[sheath]

I'm not a man...

I could be a customer.

S.

 

[Nathon_88]

Madame! I hereby enlist in your army, bordello, or whatever you'd like me for!

 

[scrymettet]

you will personnaly check the candidate qualifications ?

 

[Guest]

with nothng but men on offer.

I'd be the Madam and have freebies - of course.


Any men want a good job, three square meals a day, medical and dental insurance and sex at leasy four times a night?

Qualifications......must have a readily re-chargeable cock in good working order.

_____

Re-chargeable cock?


What, exactly, do you plug THAT into?

 

[concrete]

I'll take on the un- satisfied ladies ..for free.
just make sure they were pre- paid , and the other poor bastard tried his best....

 

[Guest]

I'm not a man...

I could be a customer.

S.

Oh Great!!! My first customer and no whores to offer....... "Could you come back later?"

 

[Guest]

Nathan, would you please disrobe and allow me to appraise my first staff member.

 

[alltherage]

Wouldnt you need a women or two on staff for special requests? I mean, on occasion women enjoy a munch dont they?

 

[Guest]

you will personnaly check the candidate qualifications ?

Assuredly, yes! Rigorous checking, very rigorous.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Thinking of opening a bordello

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Re-chargeable cock?


What, exactly, do you plug THAT into?

Silly boy!

 

[Nathon_88]

Nathan, would you please disrobe and allow me to appraise my first staff member.

Well, two things.....

Here....

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?threadid=153731

Secondly, Nath_o_n, madame...if you want to have a staff member, you should at least spell the name right on the check, N'est pas?

 

[Guest]

I'll take on the un- satisfied ladies ..for free.
just make sure they were pre- paid , and the other poor bastard tried his best....

Sorry, non-smoking penises only.

 

[Guest]

Well, two things.....

Here....

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?threadid=153731

Secondly, Nath_o_n, madame...if you want to have a staff member, you should at least spell the name right on the check, N'est pas?

Mais oui! Excuse moi. Next time it'll be "on" for sure.

 

[Nathon_88]

Mais oui! Excuse moi. Next time it'll be "on" for sure.

*chuckles* So, may I start, and, when?

x12 for all the lovely ladies, and for all the lovely gents.

 

[HeavyStick]

Do you want references?

 

[Guest]

*showing NathON his gold and scarlet room with the mirror in the ceiling.*

"Here's the thong.When you're ready come down to the saloon, sheath is waiting there, I think."

*Shutting the door discretely*

 

[Guest]

Do you want references?

To what?

 

[badasschick]

with nothng but men on offer.

I'd be the Madam and have freebies - of course.


Any men want a good job, three square meals a day, medical and dental insurance and sex at leasy four times a night?

Qualifications......must have a readily re-chargeable cock in good working order.

Hey, I'm only 12 years away until I open up my chicken ranch in Henderson....wanna franchise?

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Thinking of opening a bordello

Hey, I'm only 12 years away until I open up my chicken ranch in Henderson....wanna franchise?

Breasts every night? Deal!

edited to change wings to breasts ---more appropriate.

 

[Coca~Cola]

Calmly waiting in line, for the next man or so, to seek employment.....

Cash in hand.

 

[eagleyez]

Sign me up...

I been thinking about changing professionz...

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "benfits package"

 

[HeavyStick]

To what?

Or do you do the interview that gets me hired?

 

[Smiley777]

I wouldn't be a good at my "interview" right now, may we reschedule?

 

[badasschick]

Re: Re: Re: Thinking of opening a bordello

Breasts every night? Deal!

edited to change wings to breasts ---more appropriate.

Ya know, I'm only starting up the biz so I can dress like lady marmelade through my retirement.

I like dressing up.