Thinking of Opening a BJ Parlor

[IARainman]

I wish society could embrace the BJ. Wouldn’t it be great to go into a place with comfy chair like a nail salon, except the person rolling up on the low stool is there to give you a blowjob rather than a pedicure?

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

Problem is with equal opportunity hiring laws you couldn't turn down the 300 lb old guy with 3 teeth who padded his resume with valid references from various truck stops. He'd claim he was qualified to do the job and you wouldn't be able to decline his employment based on his looks.

 

[TastySuckToy]

I wish society could embrace the BJ. Wouldn’t it be great to go into a place with comfy chair like a nail salon, except the person rolling up on the low stool is there to give you a blowjob rather than a pedicure?

I guess it might work, but it would have to have a system that allows both parties to freely discriminate and refuse without penalty or issue.

Otherwise as previously noted, the anti discrimination laws would attempt to enforce rape.

 

[LustyScribe]

Problem is with equal opportunity hiring laws you couldn't turn down the 300 lb old guy with 3 teeth who padded his resume with valid references from various truck stops. He'd claim he was qualified to do the job and you wouldn't be able to decline his employment based on his looks.

AS a 300lb old guy, I resemble that remark! And those truckers were ALL satisfied! And it's SIX teeth; Amazon delivered the 3 new ones Tuesday.

 

[mouthful6]

Would be great, but for the various worms starting to open up here, glory holes are the most practical.

Now opening up a Doritos bar has potential...

 

[CarlyAnn]

it already exists.

 

[TastySuckToy]

it already exists.

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Wait, I don't have a membership yet?!

 

[Carnevil9]

I wrote a story series about a woman who plied the trade of giving handjobs at bars, and eventually opened up a series of underground franchised establishments for performing handjobs called "Supersluts." Changing it to blowjobs wouldn't be too much of a stretch.

 

[CarlyAnn]

So I guess a good review would be, “This place sucks”.

 

[TastySuckToy]

So I guess a good review would be, “This place sucks”.

And a bad review would be "This place blows"?

 

[LustyScribe]

These jokes are getting hard to swallow this early in the day.

 

[TastySuckToy]

These jokes are getting hard to swallow this early in the day.

If the jokes aren't performing, we must be going soft.

 

[georgerb]

How about a pussy licking parlor?

 

[lil_jenni]

Problem is with equal opportunity hiring laws you couldn't turn down the 300 lb old guy with 3 teeth who padded his resume with valid references from various truck stops. He'd claim he was qualified to do the job and you wouldn't be able to decline his employment based on his looks.

And he might even have some customers... there might be men who are looking for someone just like him to give them a BJ. And a good BJ parlor would cater to as many customers as possible, not just those who want BJ's from women...

 

[lil_jenni]

I wish society could embrace the BJ. Wouldn’t it be great to go into a place with comfy chair like a nail salon, except the person rolling up on the low stool is there to give you a blowjob rather than a pedicure?

In the few weeks I worked at a brothel, I had more than a few clients who came in just for a BJ. For some, it was because the did not get it from their significant others. For a few others, it seemed a cost issue. And other than hating the taste of latex (prophylactics must be used in legal Nevada brothels, even for oral sex), I found giving a blowjob to be much less onerous than vaginal or anal sex with clients.

 

[yowser]

How about a pussy licking parlor?

Wife Tasting?

'I'll have a flight - couple darks and a hazy please.'

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

And he might even have some customers... there might be men who are looking for someone just like him to give them a BJ. And a good BJ parlor would cater to as many customers as possible, not just those who want BJ's from women...

So obviously some market research needs to be done to determine what the demand level in the area is for 3 tooth fat guys as "hummer technicians"

 

[falkor207]

Would visiting this establishment mean you have to give them tips?

 

[TastySuckToy]

Would visiting this establishment mean you have to give them tips?

I thought mouthfuls were the tips?

 

[falkor207]

I thought mouthfuls were the tips?

A very generous donation for sure, and it's all natural so they can enjoy as often as they keep the customers cumming back

 

[TastySuckToy]

A very generous donation for sure, and it's all natural so they can enjoy as often as they keep the customers cumming back

I must have misunderstood, I thought I showed up and charged them for sucking me. And I was thinking I'd be very cheap. Silly me.

 

[lil_jenni]

So obviously some market research needs to be done to determine what the demand level in the area is for 3 tooth fat guys as "hummer technicians"

Market research? Please. Just put up a wall with a strategically placed hole in it and play videos of whatever type of person attracts the customer. Their mind will do the rest. Trust me.

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

Market research? Please. Just put up a wall with a strategically placed hole in it and play videos of whatever type of person attracts the customer. Their mind will do the rest. Trust me.

There is no substitute for experience.

Leave your bill from consulting fees on the counter.

Wait... no...better put it in an envelope. That counter is a little sticky.

 

[lil_jenni]

Would visiting this establishment mean you have to give them tips?

I thought mouthfuls were the tips?

A very generous donation for sure, and it's all natural so they can enjoy as often as they keep the customers cumming back

I must have misunderstood, I thought I showed up and charged them for sucking me. And I was thinking I'd be very cheap. Silly me.

Shoot, why would I go someplace and pay some rando dude for the pleasure of sucking his cock? I get to suck my husband's almost whenever I want (he has pulled the too chafed card a couple of times, but I can usually work past that). And he always gives me a yummy tip. Silly boys.

 

[IARainman]

Problem is with equal opportunity hiring laws you couldn't turn down the 300 lb old guy with 3 teeth who padded his resume with valid references from various truck stops. He'd claim he was qualified to do the job and you wouldn't be able to decline his employment based on his looks.

Isn’t that an old joke about the Union whorehouse? Punchline = “I’m sure you do, but she has seniority!”