smoothg103rd
Too young to stress
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- Feb 26, 2013
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A little earlier I got a call from this number 117 ( that's the whole number ) I'm so high I looked at my phone and asked why the fuck is 911 calling me. I picked up and it's some Indian dude and I could tell that he was using some kind of magic jack by the sound and my words being delayed. So I automatically knew it was a scam. But who am I to knock his profession? And if someone is talking money I'm going to listen. He told me that he could get a check from $2000 to $7000 sent to my house. So me being the type of guy I am, I asked how. I'm curious, a friend of mine just got a check for 4500$ sent to his house and he doesn't even know where the fuck it came from. So this Indian man definitely had my ear. He said I'm going to enroll you in some colleges and imma send you a check in 7 business day. So I automatically asked "what's in it for you? Why the fuck do I deserve all this hospitality. He trying to tell me that he gets a commission from helping me. I didn't buy it. I said, " look brah, I'm from streets I know a scam when I see scam, but if we both could make money off it, I'm all for it, but what's your cut? I think he said %30 I honestly wouldn't have gave a fuck if he would've said 90%. So he told me that we're going to call some advisors, tell them that I graduated high school with some college and that I'm interested in future schooling and that I'm very motivate. He said that when they ask me if someone promise me loans and a grant just say no. ( I'm in my head like wtf you think I'm a dummy?) He was coaching me.So he called a couple of numbers I did what he told me to do but after about 40mins my pills started to drop. I'm high as fuck so I start slurring my words so I guess he see that I'm starting to fuck up so he hung up on me. Like 10mins later he called back, but now I'm mad cause I feel like I wasted my time. As soon as I picked up I said, " brah if I'm getting no money of this shit,don't waste my time" in the mist of me talking I hear him saying "Advisor are you there? Advisor are you there? But being that he was using some kind of magic jack it was delayed. So I didn't know that he called me back with the advisor on the phone. Why the fuck would you call me with him on the phone? He hung up again. I doubt he call the fuck back.
But do you think I'm getting the check? I doubt it.
But do you think I'm getting the check? I doubt it.