Things you will never hear some Lit members say

[miles]

Indigo Rose: I admit what I did was completely wrong, uncalled for, and childish. I apologize to anyone who was put out in any way. I accept full responsibility for my actions. It won't happen again.



Late edit:

Indigo Rose did indeed apologize, and so do I for implying she didn't.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

DCL: "People who believe in God are stupid."

 

[alexandraaah]

DCL: "People who believe in God are stupid."

You just did.

Under your handle, prefaced by your initials and in quotations.

Huh.

 

[HeavyStick]

pp_man: 1. We admitted we were powerless over alcohol--that our lives had become unmanageable.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Draaaah

"Storm, quit stalking me"

 

[marksgirl]

Hell no I don't want to see naked pictures

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Myself: No I don't want to put that bowl of guacamole down my pants.

 

[bad kitty]

Storm

"No thanks, I have had enough naked chicks tonight"

 

[LustrusStorm]

I don't like Erotic literature

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You just did.

Under your handle, prefaced by your initials and in quotations.

Huh.

And under the thread heading, "Things you will never hear some Lit members say."

Duh.

 

[Guest]

Marx:
"I am Hanns Schmidt"

 

[HeavyStick]

Rastapope: I am Hanns_Schmidt

 

[bad kitty]

Marx:
"I am Hanns Schmidt"

 

[Guest]

Cheyenne:

"I fully support Al Gore in the next election"

 

[Guest]

Cheyenne part II:

"The Beaver sucks - what a waste of money! Who recommended this piece of shit?"

 

[bad kitty]

Cheyenne part III:

"Magic is a total waste of money, stick with a razor and foam"

 

[Guest]

bad kitty:

"I haven't cleaned the kitchen in over a week!"

 

[bad kitty]

Storm:

"I just can't seem to last long enough "

 

[Guest]

DCL:
"I saw the coolest Magician perform the other day..."

 

[marksgirl]

Dillinger-I'm never horny.

 

[bad kitty]

The Rooster:

"Not tonight dear, my head hurts"

 

[Guest]

DCL part II:
"Guys! I just saw a ghost!"

 

[SpiceCake]

You will never hear any LIT member say, "I'm not horny!"

 

[SpiceCake]

Dillinger-I'm never horny.

Oops - sorry.

Not just Dillinger though - I think that goes for any one of us!