Things you want to say at work but can't!

Bindii

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1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to
> > pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in
> > public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it
> > my way.
6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're
> > saying.
10. Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique
> > point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an
> > artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely
> > >coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
23. And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...?
24. Do I look like a people person?
25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
26. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
36. Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
38. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks
 
Cotedebeaune said:
couldn't possibly take my pound of flesh ...
failed to get all threads to top

Damn.....its ok if we keep it up Jass will probably cry :D

(we love ya Jass)
 
Does it matter that I can yell at my secretary, slap my secretaries ass, touch my secretary, and never get a sexual abuse charge against me?

Unless of course I get tired of putting up with all my crap, and want to risk losing a lawsuit. In which I'd lose...











to myself. :p
 
lobito said:
Does it matter that I can yell at my secretary, slap my secretaries ass, touch my secretary, and never get a sexual abuse charge against me?

Unless of course I get tired of putting up with all my crap, and want to risk losing a lawsuit. In which I'd lose...











to myself. :p

So I guess you do your own dick - tation then?:D
 
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