Things you never said until you joined Lit

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

For example, I just said something resembling:
“No, you can only put gelato on my boobs. Not down south in my lady garden.”

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

What a great idea for a thread!

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm going to subscribe so I can learn new flirty things to say from @LaisDeMarieDeFrance

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

For example, I just said something resembling:
“No, you can only put gelato on my boobs. Not down south in my lady garden.”

If anyone is interested, the response was “Do you really think I would leave anything behind?”

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Geeze, I don't think I can fit eight years' worth of fucked-up kinky things in just one post.

 

[Shenanigans90]

I didn’t come up with it but I have said it. E-boned

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Geeze, I don't think I can fit eight years' worth of fucked-up kinky things in just one post.

post away! I can’t wait to hear them all!

 

[gga]

I was so pure before this, I don't know where to begin.

(That wasn't a comment. That was one of the things I said.)

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I'm willing to bet there was a 'Do you want to cum for Mommy?' in there once or twice.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I was so pure before this, I don't know where to begin.

(That wasn't a comment. That was one of the things I said.)

So if I click the “report” button, does that alert someone that your post is a lie?

 

[gga]

Probably also something along the lines of "Your cam or mine?"
and also
“Do you really think I would leave anything behind?”

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Discussing sexual positions like we were scheduling after school pickups:

'Okay, you sit on the couch first. Then I'll sit on your dick, facing forward. Then you sit on your knees in front of me. Wait - are you able to sit on your knees? Does that work for you? Cause if not, we can do something different. Just let me know what works for you and we'll do that instead, seriously. Yeah, that works? Okay, great! This is going to be so great, I'm so excited!'

 

[barefootgirl69]

"Who knew these things were kinky? I just thought they were normal."

 

[gga]

Discussing sexual positions like we were scheduling after school pickups:

'Okay, you sit on the couch first. Then I'll sit on your dick, facing forward. Then you sit on your knees in front of me. Wait - are you able to sit on your knees? Does that work for you? Cause if not, we can do something different. Just let me know what works for you and we'll do that instead, seriously. Yeah, that works? Okay, great! This is going to be so great, I'm so excited!'

Why do I get the feeling his dick broke?

 

[Sundayschild]

I can't think of a particular phrase, but my rl flirting skills definitely improved once I got here.

 

[gga]

I can't think of a particular phrase, but my rl flirting skills definitely improved once I got here.

Somewhat similar, I've noted my posting style here starting to invade my Teams posts in a work chat. (And Teams has reactions too!)

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I was just thinking that instead of withholding e-boning when I’m upset with a certain Lister, I will withhold reactions on his posts. It might kill him though. Too cruel?

 

[gga]

Extremely cruel. But I'm no longer whoring! Really! I gave up that life. (I'm an escort now.)

It's all about quantity over quality.

Ummmmm..did I out myself as a "certain Lister"? Or did I assume too much?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Extremely cruel. But I'm no longer whoring! Really! I gave up that life. (I'm an escort now.)

It's all about quantity over quality.

Ummmmm..did I out myself as a "certain Lister"? Or did I assume too much?

I have noted that these days you give me more "wow" reactions... subconsciously eliminating the competition?

 

[gga]

I have noted that these days you give me more "wow" reactions... subconsciously eliminating the competition?

Sorry, but I wasn't "liking/loving* that one.

And now I have to go back and spreadsheet my reaction scoring of your posts to see if there's a trend.

Edit: Happy?

 

[Lonelywife1205]

No, I will not send you a pic of my asshole. Stop asking.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Sorry, but I wasn't "liking/loving* that one.

And now I have to go back and spreadsheet my reaction scoring of your posts to see if there's a trend.

Edit: Happy?

You went back and laughed before I could call you out on it. Sneaky devil!

 

[gga]

You went back and laughed before I could call you out on it. Sneaky devil!

My finger slipped the first time.

Wow... Why did my phone predict that phrase? How often have I used it?

 

[snap16]

E-Boning

 

[Willingtoshare]

“Ass” I mean, I like to look at arses/bums but “show me your ass” took a bit of getting used too…