Things you could never, ever get off on, but know some people do

Cirrus

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So, what is it? What will you absolutely never, ever under any circumstances, with anyone at any time, do but you know others like it?

I'll start. Scat or golden showers. How anyone can find that a turn on I have no idea. None at all. Just the very thought makes me feel queasy.
 
Apart from the obvious turn off's like pedo I don't find anything sexy about beastiality or scat.
 
Fat, pasty-skinned, hairy guys with their nuts hanging out of American flag thongs is pretty much a turn-off for me.
 
Problem Child said:
Fat, pasty-skinned, hairy guys with their nuts hanging out of American flag thongs is pretty much a turn-off for me.

LOL, thats not what you said last night sweet cheeks ;)
 
Animals is definitely NOT for me

:p
 
Scat, Bastality, Goldern Showers, or Pain


I am romantic, but also a little kinky ;)
 
devices

I always wondered if people wrapped a string of lights around a night stick and inserted it into their lover's channel? Is that an adult bright light?

Oh, I am just kidding! Really, I am. :p
 
I naturally am willing to try most anything, but there are a few that just wont fly for me:

Golden showers
beastiality
the whole sqeezing someones next almost to passing out dont
know what it is called)
I like a little pain--not blood drawing or beating/bruising (just a
little biting and nibbling, especially my nipples)

Thats all i can think of for now, will certainly update this one as I think of them
 
Car exhaust.
Cigarettes.
Brad Pitt.
Asphyxiation.
Death.
Cadavers.
Inanimate objects not originally intended for sexual purposes.
Anything not human.
Snobbish people.
Pain.
Fists.
Submission.
Domination.
Cannibalism.
Molestation.
Chevrolet.
"Fatties."
Star Trek.
Even the one with Ricardo Monteblan.
Rape.
Sadism.
Crowded fucking.
Perfect strangers.
Blood.
Bodily excretions beyond sexual things.
Pregnant women.
ppman.
Hairy people.
Shoes.
Pantyhose.
Crossdressers.
Shemales.
Did I mention Chevrolet?
Transsexuals.
Hell, anyone with transgender issues.
Castration.
Mutilation.
Torture.
Oprah.
"Butt cam." Eww.
Privacy invasion, ie voyuer cams, peeping toms, and freaks like that.
Oh yeah, Chevy.

I'm a kinky chicky. Color me as nilla as they cum.
 
KillerMuffin said:
.....Bodily excretions beyond sexual things.
Pregnant women.
ppman.
Hairy people.
Shoes.
Pantyhose.....



hehe... :p

*whistling*

"yankee-doodle went to town...."
 
killer muffin

WOW, you gave this alot of thought...kink is cool

I guess after looking at your list THERE ARE ALOT OF THINGS I WOULDNT DO....LOL

Have a good nite
 
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