Things watching Porn you like/dislike.

[Alana_]

I'm asking this mainly because I watched a Kay Parker piece lately, and it's stuck with me as being one of the best pieces of porn I've ever seen..I love my porn, I make no excuses. However, recently I guess I became a little disenchanted with the same ol same ol.
The spitting, ( which I just think is disgusting ..I mean, what the hell is sexy about watching a man spitting into a womans mouth?)..Even the visual sight of him spitting on her sex is a bit much after a while...Or her slobbering all over him as she blows him. Its gotten old for me.

Anyway, I diverse..

I watched this Kay Parker piece online, and I thought it was absolutely fab...There was a little too much needless 'story' to it in the beginning, which could have been done in a quarter of the time..but when it got into the intimate stuff, it was marvelous..Granted it was pre bikini line waxing, and trimming, but both he and she were terrific together. He treated her to some of the sweetest oral before penetrating her, and she wasn't staring into the camera with those god awful pouts and mock dead groans that mean nothing..AND, what really capped it for me, was he came IN her.....No jerking off on her belly, or climbing up over her so he could spray her face telling her to swallow or suck....No..he came IN her. Far more of a turn on, far more sexy, far more explicit to see his excitement in her, hear it in his grunts, and then cum in her, and their bodies still all entwined. Really was hot...

Thats my like and dislike...I dislike the spitting..No!..no one will sell me on that one, even if its to lub her..No need to make it a part of the 'show'...

and my like...Cum in her once in a while..Wear a condom if you must, but give the money shot where it counts sometimes..In her...It's gotten a little too regular to see the women , being what I see as degraded with him ordering her to suck, and she on her knees..( my view, only my view, don't shoot me.)

I'll be looking out for more clips/movies from that era, and this lady, cause that's what good fuckings about..The guy turning her on as much as she does him and treating the viewer to what looks like 'real' sex as he ejaculates in her, and not ruining it with stuffing her face with his cock and cum that is so predictable now.

 

[Mephistophelily]

I like the ordering part, but I agree on the pull-out and let it go.

The spitting on her is bad for me sometimes. (Depends on context of video.) But if its an "Oh, god, I love you; lets have sex, here, I'm gonna hork on you"- Wait, what? Ew! You asshole!
AND DONT SPIT THERE EITHER!

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

spitting~eww...

blow jobs if the woman uses more hand then mouth.

vapid staring into the camera..why?

fake noises...I would prefer total silence if there is going to be banshee screams.

girl on girl porn where both women have daggers for nails and never bother to take off their ankle socks or 5 inch pumps...WTF?

I am over all of this shit which means I hardly ever watch porn.

 

[dragonrazor]

KY was invented for a reason.

Erhm

I have to confess that my taste in porn is a little low key. I really avoid most of the disturbingly kinky stuff (The kinkiest I like is cosplay or student/teacher sorts of things. I watch a lot of Asian porn << >>). I suppose that it's easier to say what I like, really. I like my hentai to have a plot. I don't mean an hour or story and ten minutes of sex. I mean more like Black Bible or such things. A reason for the sex, basically.

 

[sallythescorpian]

Anything on TV incl the likes of Channel XXX or the adult channel, I find hum drum and boring. I have DVDs - most of which would be categorised as hardcore - again, mostly boring. Dont get me wrong, I thought it was exciting to begin with, but then it just got hum drum. I find it all so.......... tame.

I've downloaded a variety of stuff - some better than others, but in all honesty, for me, I find the written word much more stimulating. That way, I get my interpretation, my visualisation etc.

Thats just me though!!

 

[Veroe]

I get frustrated at the porno I get.

horrible inconsistent acting I dislike. So what if the girls are hot. I get annoyed when she plays a shy naive virginal character but completely drops character to the shameless pornstar she really is the first two minutes into her very first sex scene. It's called staying in character from acting 101.

Lack of story I dislike.

Stopping what story you have for a sex scene...I know it sounds counter to the point of porno...but I hate it when the pizza delivery guy shows up and the girl gives him a blow job for no good reason. Every scene needs to advance the plot (what plot you have) forward.

Circus performances frustrate me. I don't mean the gymnastic type of sex or the freaky sex but alot of sex scenes in porno I can imagine a circus ringleader with a bullhorn going "And now she'll perform Oral Sex, ladies and gentleman. Isn't she hot and nasty ladies and gentleman. And now she'll perform anal, and now ass to mouth and now she'll jump through these hoops while they're on fire while the guy is juggling them. Give a round of applause ladies and gentleman." It becomes too staged and artificial for me sometimes.

The pacing pisses me off. You never see the actors take their time. It's just zero in on her breasts or pussy or stick his dick in your mouth and let's get on with this. Usually this devolves into another circus perfromance. But there are plenty of erogenous zones on a woman that aren't tits or pussy or ass. Why not kiss the small of her back, lick her belly button, the inner thigh, the back of the knee.

Also why don't they show them changing positions, or addressing why they changed from one position to the next.

When one character gets tied up in bed and then when things start to get serious he's suddenly untied as they go at it. "why the fuck did she tie him to the bedposts in the first place if she was just going to let him go before it was over? She might as well not have tied him up in the first place."

Lack of integrity in the ideas behind the films in Porno I dislike. The movies become a vehicle for the popularity of the starlets rather than the concept the movie was based on.

In short I find the Porn here on Lit alot more satisfying than anything from Porn valley.