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He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
A day without sunshine is like, well night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, them used against you.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
The 50-50-90 rule: Any time you have a 50-50- chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the world's population.
The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.
Laugh, it helps the face relax.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
A day without sunshine is like, well night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, them used against you.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
The 50-50-90 rule: Any time you have a 50-50- chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the world's population.
The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.
Laugh, it helps the face relax.
