Things to be over heard...

[Black_Bird]

Boss: Come on, now... pick up the speed a bit.

Employee: I'm working as fast as I can, here!

Boss: I don't care; get your ass in gear!.

Employee: Are you gay?

Boss: Uh, no.

Employee: Do you like my ass?

Boss: Um, no.

Employee: Then GET THE FUCK OFF MY ASS!

***

What can be over heard at your job site?

 

[glamorilla]

i like it when i walk past men and they let out a grunt.

 

[70/30]

50 @ 9:30
puff puff pass you fuckin' up the rotation
stop nigga lippin'
mofo's cashed
you gotta put in to get in
fuck wendys, ihop!
i gotta new source
you broke it! i got that muthafucka in Copenhagen!

 

[Kitte]

Most often heard phrase at my work...

In order to ensure quality customer service this call may be monitored.

Next most often heard phrase...

FUCK I hope they were not monitoring that call...I fucked up.