Things that piss you off?

One more thing...

This is one of my pet peeves...when someone labels your good fortune in some aspect of life 'lucky'.

"Oh, you are so lucky to be able to do that/go there etc..."

They confuse hard work with luck.
 
I could complain and bitch for days I think.
but here's just a few things that piss me off:


1) Screaming children in stores, and the parents (usually it's the mother that doesn't give a fuck) that don't do a damn thing to shut them up

2) People that crack their knuckles every 5 minutes right in my ear

3) Too-small G-strings that ride up your ass

4) Giving oral sex to a guy and not recieving any in return!
(Not saying that's the reason I do it, but it does annoy me sometimes)
 
men telling me "oh I would never do that" and then doing it.

people who disappear without explaination.

2 faced liars

people who blame me for their feelings, but don't think they are responsible for any of mine.

people who date controlling abusive jerks they would never let their best friend date.

lack of communication.
 
individuals who are a combination of any of the following traits:

Right-winger
neoconservative (AKA the New American Fascist)
neoliberal capitalist economics loving
civil liberties restricting
FOX news watching
Bill O'Reilly book reader
Rush Limbaugh fan
Bible-thumping
hypocritical
17th-century morality desiring
Fundamentalist
Evanglicizing
Unrealistic social policy advocating
anti-Labor, pro-management
anti-student
anti-women
anti-poor
anti-immigrant
Pro-Free trade
anti-Universal healthcare

I also don't like people talking on cell phones in restaurants. I don't like contact lenses and the high cost of Lasik surgery. I don't like being tired. I don't like espresso headaches. I don't like TV. I don't like loud people in quiet places. I don't like crying babies.

-Peace
 
I also hate people who litter and people who don't give a shit about the environment's well-being. when it's gone, we're gone.

Ummmm... that's all.
 
GRRRR I hate it when I get a post almost finished and explorer causes an error and shuts down!!
The one thing though that pisses me off more than anything are snowmobilers who have no respect for other people's property! I live in the UP of Michigan and we still have a lot of snow compared to other places,so every weekend we get bombarded with snowmobilers. Now I don't mean all snowmobilers,some are okay,but the ones that ride across our front yards and fields because it is a clean unbroken expanse of snow. I really got pissed off yesterday when I saw four of them slaloming in and out of markers in a cemetery!! They think that nobody lives here because the population of the entire UP is less than the population of Grand Rapids.
 
Deadlines

Children who won't take a nap (my own)

People who don't want the government in thier lives but are more than happy to stuff thier views down my throat on television

Small Yappie dogs

700+ posts
 
RIAA
Bill gates
Microsoft
Assholes
Groupthink

All of the above are pretty much interchangeable.
 
Gee where to really begin! I am just an angry pissed off gal living in the shittest state of them all! :mad:
I hate people that complain, I mean why can't people be happy with what they and or get?
It pisses me off when people think that they are better than the next person!
Controlling women, and I am talking about the type that tells the man every little thing to do and goes as far as to tell the man what he likes are doesn't like ( I know some guys really dig them which it fine, but not my cup of tea)
People that bitch but won't do anything about change (that includes things like voting)
The "Modern" Military it use to be a boy goes into the service and comes out a man, but not any more (in fact I was over at the Military base a few weeks ago and I saw 3 GIs fooling around and punching each other like little boys do out on the play ground!):rolleyes:
Bandwagon folks!
Bigots!
And so much more pisses me off, but most of the things that piss me off are the things that people do!
 
Cell phones going off in movie theaters.

If you're THAT fucking important, you shouldn't be going to movies.:mad:
 
People that whine and bitch about their life...how broke they are, how horrible their job is, how horrible their kids are, etc. Yet they sit on their ass and do nothing to improve things.

People who lie to me. I don't give a damned what the reason. Be honest. I might not react like you expect.

People who have no personality so they try to borrow a little of yours. I have a shadow, I dont need a second one. Dont expect me to be there every minute, dont try to copy every little thing I do.

People who treat cashiers and waitresses like shit. Ive held both jobs. A person's position has nothing to do with thier intelligence or social standing. And no, we arent deaf. We hear every dumb ass word you say...especially if its about us.

Hmm...that felt good. Im sure I could go on and on.
 
People who treat cashiers and waitresses like shit. Ive held both jobs. A person's position has nothing to do with thier intelligence or social standing.

AMEN to that one!

I Have customers at work aske me all the time with this disdained look on their face...

uhh your not doing this as a REAL job are you?


I am a college kid, so obviously Im not...but what if I was? Just rude and insensitive! I hate those people...
 
People who treat cashiers and waitresses like shit. Ive held both jobs. A person's position has nothing to do with thier intelligence or social standing. And no, we arent deaf. We hear every dumb ass word you say...especially if its about us.

add to that childcare workers. I had to walk away from a parent the other day who when his son asked me if I went to college to get my job laughed heartily and said, " Oh no, I don't think Mrs. Walters had to get a degree in babysitting son."
:mad: :mad:
BABYSITTING!!! BABY-FUCKING-SITTING!!! I run a childcare center for kids aged 4 -14. My staff and I are responsible for looking after 20+ kids 4 hrs a day 5 days a week. Planning activities for them, administering their medications, helping them with their school work, teaching them to tie their damn shoes. I report to at least 3 state agencies and a handful of psychiatrists. I draw up lesson plans and handle bookeeping and more then I can think of just now and I'm a fucking babysitter!
And the worst part was the little fucktard actually looked suprised when I informed his son that I had a degree in childhood development with a focus on developmental psychology and was pursuing a masters degree in education.
Nice to know that you leave your kids with someone you think has the skills of a trained chimp asshole!! GRRRRRRR!

Lemme add...people who actually think that they're being generous leaving you a 10% tip. Or better still the guy who has a $5.25 ticket and acts as if he's being oh so generous leaving the waitress the other .75!

People who obviously don't give a fuck about their jobs. I know everyone has a hard day but if you hate the job so much that you can't be bothered to do it right then do something else damnit.

Tightfisted cheap bastards. I'm in the middle of fundraising for our school age programs right now and it just burns me when the asshole in the $300 suit, loading his private school educated kids into his Lexus SUV tells me he can't give a $20 donation to a charity.
 
Husbands who leave the cell phone in the vehicle while going into a building when the wife needs to get in touch with him!!
 
Ya know, MsKey, if there's a column in your town's paper reserved for free-lance writers, a place where the readership can vent, this would be a very good thing to write about. It's remotely possible that the asshole might be able to read it. I have great respect for people who take care of mass quantities of children. It's as challenging as herding cats. I couldn't do it; I had as much as I could do to handle my own.

Oh, and I wish I had a dollar for every time I called my husband and he couldn't pick up my signal. The place where he works is apparently a dead zone, so his phone only rings when he goes outside to smoke.
 
Men who constantly degrade themselves because of the size of their cocks.

That one really gets to me after a while.
 
Ah, the "cock size" thing...

We're not really sure you're being straight with us about it, to tell you the truth. On the one hand, you say things like "it's not the size, it's what you do with it", and then on the other hand we hear "wow - he had the hugest cock! it was amazing!".

And it's something that we can do absolutely nothing about...Except for that ridiculous surgical procedure where they pump your dick full of your own fat! Did you know that if you don't do the special stretching exercises after that surgery (that involve hanging weights from your pecker), that you can end up with a tennis-ball sized "lump" right in the middle of it? It supposedly looks like an anaconda that swallowed a basketball...Oy!
 
Employers who can't be bothered to let you know the result of your application even if you've been unsuccessful......even a standard "thanks for your application but unfortunately bla bla bla" would help! So many ads say "experienced" but how can I get experience if no one will employ me???

*Bandit, getting ever so slightly discouraged* :(
 
1.Men & women who mumble.
Open your mouth an speak so I can hear what silly ass pathetic freaking thing you have to say. If you start off mumbling I know you are going to be a pussy and try to manipulate a situation you shouldn't have put yourself in in the first place.

2.Men who slouch.
Stand the FUCK up and carry yourself with dignity! And while you're at it pull your saggy ass pants up jerkwad!!

3. People who use being "shy" as a reason not to communicate with groups.
Ok it was alright when you were 6 but you are 30 now. You keep going to parties and making everyone else uncomfortable because you can't figure out how to carry on a meaningless conversation like the rest of us. Stay home or buck the fuck up!

4. Viagra & booze. I will beat him with the biggest strap on I can find if he comes home shitfaced and wanting to fuck tonight.

5. Doctors who don't listen to the whole story and then miss really important clues to things like fucking cancer.

Thanks I feel much better.
 
Hmmmm where to start:

1. Old people who think they have a right to butt in line and not wait their turn.

2. Rude old people who think just because they ARE old should be served first.

3. Old people who disrespect young people even if the young person was being polite.

4. People who bring their kids in my store, shop or take too long to eat, then the kids get bored and start to bawl, get them the fuck home for a nap!

5. People who order something specific, to the point you would never forget them, then when it's made, they say, "That's not what I wanted!"

6. People who think they know everything , yet know nothing about what you speak.

7. Enablers ( that cant be spelt right!)

8. People who cant see both sides of a situation.

9. Teenage kids- my own, who think I know nothing!

10. Which should have been first- MY FUCKING IN LAWS!!

Have a good one!
Cealy
 
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A boss who has no fucking balls. And to the jit bag who he let do what he did.......FUCK YOU AND THE FUCKING HORSE YOU RODE IN ON.

There..... I feel a little better.
 
Fucking inlaws that call from the sunny south and kick you off the internet!
Nuff said!
Cealy
 
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