Things that piss you off?

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[midwestyankee]

OK - so which one of you wimmen are PMSing right now, because that don't happen at my house no more.

And FF & MWY... the Dark Side feels pretty damn good right about now.... frighteningly so.

Faux-Hooch

(Faux-Hooch is Real Hooch's alter-ego and will be standing in for Hooch for a short period of time while Real Hooch takes a vacation from reality. Therefore, Faux-Hooch gets to use atrocious grammar, and doesn't give a flip about typos.)

That's it!!!

What do I hate more than anything else in the world? What pisses me off more than anything when I see it on Lit? You guessed it:

Tpyos!!

 

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[midwestyankee]

Tpyos...

Isn't that a Greek isle? Why do you hate Greeks so much? Give 'em a break.... Any country that invented butt-fucking can't be all bad.

Faux-Hooch

I never knew how much it hurt to spew beer through your nose until I read this.

ROFFLMFAO!!!!!!!

 

[SlickTony]

I'm glad I wasn't drinkig beer...

Things that pissed me off today? Stupid stuff! As follows...

1. Why on earth should the anti-theft devices be different for the merchandise in different stores in the same chain????? Today I went to French Novelty (a clothing store, despite its slightly risque-sounding name) to see if they had any clothes on sale. I found a pair of cute stretch capris, a pair of satin-look gold pants with cargo pockets, and some chandelier earrings, that I am going to give my daughter. I had planned to wear the capris to the Jazz Festival this weekend. However, they had come from their other store on Dunn Avenue, which to one who lives in my neighborhood is like the other side of the world, and they could not remove the anti-theft device, because it was not like the ones in their store. I was able to take the gold pants and the earrings, but the manager is going to carry the capris to the other store, have them take the device off, and the pants will be ready for me next week. However, as I mentioned, I had planned to wear them to the jazz festival, which is this weekend.
2. Hot dogs in the security department. I had exactly the same stuff in my purse when I went through the front gate of the courthouse as I had when I went through the back door after my frustrating lunch shopping expedition. However, they insisted on doing a hand search, and then confiscated my laser pointer, which I had forgotten and left in there. I'm not sure what kind of mayhem you can wreak with a laser pointer which is meant to amuse cats, but evidently they were. They pawed through my purse all the way to the bottom and repacked it so it wouldn't shut right. And this, when my hands and feet are in the process of becoming deadly weapons.
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[sheath]

*settles into a chair with a really big bowl of popcorn*

You ready sheath, I have a feeling this is going to be good.

Hell, we got a good show going on already...we just need soapstar for the half-time show.

S.

 

[sheath]

Re: AUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!

I made a well-intentioned statement some time ago that I would not post to this thread, because I preferred to focus on the positive, not the negative.

Well, fuck THAT noble, misguided idea....

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(Disclaimer #2 And if any of the above runs afoul of Sheath's Selective Reasoning Rules", then feel free to bitch slap the dog shit out of me. It might just help, but then again, right now I don't give a rat's ass.)



Hooch

No, no, no...tell us how you REALLY feel, hon.

You aren't running afoul of selective reasoning. That rant was directed at a selective few, and you are not one of those.

S.

 

[sheath]

Tpyos...

Isn't that a Greek isle? Why do you hate Greeks so much? Give 'em a break.... Any country that invented butt-fucking can't be all bad.

Faux-Hooch

ROFLMAO!

Oh, my God...oh, but it HURT like hell to laugh that hard!

S.

 

[sheath]

What pisses ME off right now?

An absolute fucking idiot of a reviewer. I mean, if you are going to write about a musician and his show, at least GO to the fucking show. At least get your facts straight. Don't write him off as a 'pseudo rock country punk' just because YOU don't know what rock, country, or punk music genres ARE in the first place! You listen to bad elevator music all day, don't you? Goddamn. Someone actually PAYS you for this shit?

S.

 

[Missingmeds]

*sits quietly, munching on popcorn, watching the show*

I would have paid to see this one. By the way, anyone in Phoenix, AZ?

 

[sheath]

What pisses me off...on some kind of level so deep it isn't even anger, or sadness, but something far different...

Knowing he cried when he was finally alone.

S.

 

[Nightbird]

Whats under my skin, this damn ear infection that just won't go away. Is it too much to ask for to be able to hear out of my ear? Damn.

My neighbour from hell. The man who greeted me when I moved in to "You weren't supposed to buy that house. You don't belong in this neighbourhood." A person who keeps their lawn better manicured than most greens on a golf course. A person who spends all his time staring into your windows and calling the police or the Municipality to complain. If anyone walks by his house on the sidewalk they are "On drugs!" Heavan forbid if you park on the public street in front of his house that might obstruct his view of the neighbourhood and then he wouldn't know what was going on. I mean after all the people who live across the street have friends visit so they have to be drug dealers!
Some people are so miserable and judgemental. Yes boys and girls and sexy Sheath too the Gene pool needs a little chlorine. Speaking of Chlorine I wonder if I can make a happy face in said neighbours lawn with a little bleach?

 

[sheath]

Some people are so miserable and judgemental. Yes boys and girls and sexy Sheath too the Gene pool needs a little chlorine. Speaking of Chlorine I wonder if I can make a happy face in said neighbours lawn with a little bleach?

Send the dogs over to shit on his yard, that would be even better.

Not that I would know or nothin'.

S.

 

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Re: Re: AUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!

 

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[sheath]

Re: Re: Re: AUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!

Damn. If you won't let me screw you, I was at least hoping you would BEAT me. ANYthing, just to feel the touch of Sheath.

Faux-Hooch

All you gotta do is ask, babe.

S.

 

[SlickTony]

The man who greeted me when I moved in to "You weren't supposed to buy that house. You don't belong in this neighbourhood."

I didn't know people actually said stuff like this anymore. What was his reasoning? Your (apparent) SES? Or your ethnicity?

 

[sheath]

What pisses me off...

Being asked to speak my mind and give my opinion, then catching hell for it later, after I was told that wouldn't happen. To say my trust is shaky once again is an understatement, and that leaves me feeling lost, confused and hurt. The bottom line, I knew better. I KNEW BETTER.

One day I will learn to keep my mouth shut. Today, actually.

S.

 

[midwestyankee]

"ROFFLMFAO"? Isn't that supposed to be "ROTFLMFAO"? As in "Rolling On THE Floor..." Was that a tpyo? Are you from Greece? Are you a Butt-Fucker? Stay in front of me, man... I want to be able keep my eye on your degenerate self. (Jeez... the whackos they allow on this board.....)

Faux-Hooch

Fuck! Making typos pisses me off. You all have no idea how much I hate to make spelling errors. So seeing one the day after, when I can no longer edit it out gracefully is like getting a dagger to the heart.

Not that I would know what that feels like or anything.

 

[Missingmeds]

What pisses me off...

Being asked to speak my mind and give my opinion, then catching hell for it later, after I was told that wouldn't happen. To say my trust is shaky once again is an understatement, and that leaves me feeling lost, confused and hurt. The bottom line, I knew better. I KNEW BETTER.

One day I will learn to keep my mouth shut. Today, actually.

S.

Thank you, and nothing burns my ass like being asked for my opinion and then catching hell when I give it. So now I simply tell people, "Don't ask me for my opinion of anything and then get mad at me when I give it. Because if you do, I have no use for you or your problems."

 

[Cathleen]

everything is pissing me off lately..... like Faux Hooch I am now in "I Can't Give A Shit Cate" mode....so unless the world is ending, and frankly I can't give a shit right now, then let me be.... why do people insist on talking when I can't give a shit! And I tell them I don't give a shit....but do they hear that...noooooooo, they hear the sound of their own voice! A few well placed somethings.....eerrrr forget it....I can't give a shit!

 

[midwestyankee]

everything is pissing me off lately..... like Faux Hooch I am now in "I Can't Give A Shit Cate" mode....so unless the world is ending, and frankly I can't give a shit right now, then let me be.... why do people insist on talking when I can't give a shit! And I tell them I don't give a shit....but do they hear that...noooooooo, they hear the sound of their own voice! A few well placed somethings.....eerrrr forget it....I can't give a shit!

I had this same problem once, Cate.


A few dozen prunes fixed it right up.

 

[Cathleen]

I had this same problem once, Cate.


A few dozen prunes fixed it right up.

shut up
LMAO thanks for the laugh Yank

 

[Bobmi357]

everything is pissing me off lately..... like Faux Hooch I am now in "I Can't Give A Shit Cate" mode....so unless the world is ending, and frankly I can't give a shit right now, then let me be.... why do people insist on talking when I can't give a shit! And I tell them I don't give a shit....but do they hear that...noooooooo, they hear the sound of their own voice! A few well placed somethings.....eerrrr forget it....I can't give a shit!

Sometimes I just have to stop and wonder about the phrases people use.

"I can't give a shit!"

I mean, come on, think about this one. If you could, would you? How would you hand it over? Would you wrap it to preserve freshness? And should the person that is recieving the shit thank you for your considerate gift?

If "I can't give a shit" indicates a bad mood, then why doesn't "Here, you can have this shit" indicate a happy one? And since many many turns of phrases actually represent something from our historical past does this mean that people once regularily gave their shit away? I suppose this would be one way of solving the disposal problem, but on the other hand if you lived in a small, tightly knit community you'd end up with everyones elses shit.

And since we're on such a shitty topic. How about SHAMpoo. Think about this word.

SHAM - Means fake, false, imitation
Poo - means well, you know. POO.

We wash our hair with shampoo. Does that mean once upon a time we used real poo? Perhaps that is were we used to exchange shit then. Until the advent of fake poo, we gave each other shit to help wash our hair!

My pet gripe for the day....

Gloriastar for posting a stupid non-how to poll and then getting pissy because (a) people didn't care for her topic and (b) telling people who didn't like her topic to not post.

I would gladly give her some shit to help her wash her hair.

 

[Cathleen]

What pisses me off right now.....is that you people won't let me stay pissed off!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO gosh!! very good Bobmi...again!