What the fuck?!
I'll start with California first, as so many are from that wacky state. LOL
Chico
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
Lodi
It is illegal to own or sell "Silly String".
Lompoc
It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered disturbing the peace.
Los Angeles
It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
You may not hunt moths under a street light.
It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
Toads may not be licked.
Ontario
Roosters may not crow in the city limits.
Pasadena
It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.
Redlands
Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is walking ahead of it. (shit!)
San Diego
It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar.
The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.
San Francisco
It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.
Now for Arkansas
The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock. (that's pretty damn high, and would probably flood out the entire city)
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.
No person shall be permitted under any pretext whatever, to come nearer then fifty feet of any door or window of any polling room, from the opening of the polls until the certification of the returns. -Arkansas Law, section 4761 (kinda makes it difficult to vote, doesn't it?)
Little Rock
Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term
I'll start with California first, as so many are from that wacky state. LOL
Chico
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
Lodi
It is illegal to own or sell "Silly String".
Lompoc
It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered disturbing the peace.
Los Angeles
It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
You may not hunt moths under a street light.
It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
Toads may not be licked.
Ontario
Roosters may not crow in the city limits.
Pasadena
It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.
Redlands
Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is walking ahead of it. (shit!)
San Diego
It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar.
The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.
San Francisco
It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.
Now for Arkansas
The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock. (that's pretty damn high, and would probably flood out the entire city)
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.
No person shall be permitted under any pretext whatever, to come nearer then fifty feet of any door or window of any polling room, from the opening of the polls until the certification of the returns. -Arkansas Law, section 4761 (kinda makes it difficult to vote, doesn't it?)
Little Rock
Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term
