Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

[Kindread]

Did you Know.....


A pigs cock is curly like its tail....

and the females have 30min orgasms....

 

[sweetlittleass]

Really... well.....

Well Kindread...

Here's another thing to make you go hmmmmmmmmmm.....

Try this one on:

Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

 

[Kindread]

Sweetlittleass are u stalking me? cause that would be swell

If A fly didnt have wings would it be called a walk?

 

[Kindread]

Where does a park ranger go to get away from it all?

 

[Kindread]

isnt it unearving that what a doctor does is called a practice

 

[Kindread]

what was the best thing before sliced bread?

 

[Kindread]

if one synchronized swimmer drowns do they all go down?

 

[Kindread]

if i turtle doesnt have a shell is it naked or homeless?

 

[Kindread]

If a man was in the forest and there are no women around to hear him ... would he still be wrong?

 

[Kindread]

Confucious say man who go to sleep with stiff problem....


....wake up with solution in hand

 

[APhil]

The total population of Canada is less than the total population of California.

Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour. Watching TV burns 25. Sexs burns up to 300.

The average human brain produces enough energy to run an electric toy train.

 

[Kindread]

The Population of Canada... is also the amount of the population in Mexico City

 

[sweetlittleass]

Re: Sweetlittleass are u stalking me? cause that would be swell

Could I stalk you Kindread? Pulllllleaze?????

And while I'm here...

Why isn't there an "Any Key" button on my keyboard? Every manual I own has that instruction in it... "Press Any Key"...


Baby

 

[badbabysitter]

I keep hitting tab, but I dont get a soft drink

 

[APhil]

Re: Re: Sweetlittleass are u stalking me? cause that would be swell

Could I stalk you Kindread? Pulllllleaze?????

The makes me go Hmmmmmmm...

 

[Kindread]

Re: Re: Sweetlittleass are u stalking me? cause that would be swell

Could I stalk you Kindread? Pulllllleaze?????



Baby

i thought u were........

 

[chromefreak]

If you shoot a Mime, do you need to use a silencer?

 

[Star of Penumbra]

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

 

[Saytur]

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

LMAO - only one I haven't heard before!

 

[binkley]

A pigs cock is curly like its tail....

and the females have 30min orgasms....

Talk about getting screwed.

 

[binkley]

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Yes, his father too.

 

[Kindread]

bump

bump

 

[Kindread]

If 7-11 is 24 hours why do they have locks on their doors

 

[Kindread]

Why do drive through bank machines have brail?

 

[chromefreak]

Why do drive through bank machines have brail?

I know its a rhetorical question, but I can't resist

My guess would have to be that the bean counters at the cash macine manufacturers decided it'd be cheaper and easier to use the same keypad on ALL their machines, rather than braille and non-braille ones for different applications.

That or they assumed that blind people may operate 'em from the back window of a car, but my first answer is far more obnoxious, in a geeky sort of way