Things that hurt my phantom weenie...

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

From a story I came across, we have this line gem:

"Her muscles felt like wire strands were cutting into his long pole."

 

[Gabriel_Lee]

Ouch!

Mlle. Please don't do that again.

In distress

GL

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

I mean- is that supposed to be a desirable turn of events?

Sorry, Gabe...*laugh* I know yours is real....

 

[Guest]

Gabe's phantom dong

Sorry, Gabe...*laugh* I know yours is real....

Stickman: I see no proof of that. I keep telling you to lie down or turn profile.

___/____

respectfully, Perdita

 

[Chicklet]

I need a bandaid and I don't even know why...

 

[sirhugs]

isn't this a case of confused POV? It links how she feels with something painful to him...is this fun for her? for him?

 

[BlackSnake]

LOL....damn!...LMAO!

 

[Guest]

isn't this a case of confused POV? It links how she feels with something painful to him...is this fun for her? for him?

Confused POV? Seems to me it's the muscles'; way too weird. But there's an idea: the POV of one's genitals, anthropomorphizing in a bizarro world. Hmmm...

Perdita enters new fantasyland...

 

[Guest]

LMAO!

Don't do that, the Snake needs as much ballast as it can get.

 

[Quasimodem]

What's she got for a pussy?

Some terrible kind or braided-wire boa constrictor!


My contribution:

This is the (advertising) blurb that is supposed to set me to reading:

“He purses his sister-in-law, who he has already seduced..”

No! Really, I’ll wait for the movie!

 

[MathGirl]

Originally posted by Quasimodem “He purses his sister-in-law, who he has already seduced..”

Dear Quaz,
Shame on you for making fun of a simple typo. I'm sure the writer meant "peruses."
MG

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Or parses...

 

[Guest]

Or parses...

O, my! Might that be too extreme, even for Lit., even grammatically? Bloody sharp wit, there, Mlle.

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Ok, ready? Here is my other line gem of recent acquaintance:

"She licked her lips slowly and readjusted her black halter top showing her ample breasts to their best or fullest advantage possible."

I love the "erotic legal brief" tone. Can't be too thorough when you're trollin' for cock, I guess....

 

[Guest]

Luuuuvvvvvvv "trollin' for cock".

And 'best' or 'fullest'? I want cup-size!

Mlle: you must write a 'how to' piece. - Trova

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Luuuuvvvvvvv "trollin' for cock".

Well...doesn't that just say it all... *laugh*

I think I will write a how-to. The question is how-to what?

 

[Guest]

I think I will write a how-to. The question is how-to what?

Start with a title.

Phantom Weenies and Cock Trolls

Pole-cutting Cock Trolls

Stickmen, Phantom Weenies and Cock Trolls

Women Who Torture Phantom Weenies and the Cocks Who Love Them

 

[LorriLove]

From a story I came across, we have this line gem:

"Her muscles felt like wire strands were cutting into his long pole."

giggle, brings a whole new meaning to the phrase 'vicious circle' or maybe she should just shave more often, giggle again.

lorri xxxxxxxx

 

[LorriLove]

hiya again

Ok, ready? Here is my other line gem of recent acquaintance:

"She licked her lips slowly and readjusted her black halter top showing her ample breasts to their best or fullest advantage possible."

I love the "erotic legal brief" tone. Can't be too thorough when you're trollin' for cock, I guess....

surely this one just means 'she got her tits out'.

puzzled lorri xxxxxxxx

 

[BlackSnake]

....
I want cup-size!
...

I like 34C seems to be the best size to me.

 

[BlackSnake]

...

I think I will write a how-to. The question is how-to what?

Seems that it would be a very short note.

"show up"

 

[Guest]

I like 34C seems to be the best size to me.

Snakey m'lad, you can be so off the wall. "Best" size? Give us a break. Perd

 

[gauchecritic]

I love the "erotic legal brief" tone. Can't be too thorough when you're trollin' for cock, I guess....

I was going to maunder on about "trolling" (don't you mean trawling) but I looked it up first in case. It fits very well (dragging a line with spinning bait) so now I see the adjustment to include nipple tassles.

I can't see that that is what she originally meant. Amusing picture though.

Gauche

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Thank you. My point has now been anecdotally illustrated by le sepent noir

I think this and/or business has great potential. Imagine:

"She bent over the tire of his monster truck, so as to showcase both her pussy up to and not excluding her asshole, respectively. Barnabus grunted and thrust his monster cock (not to be confused with the preceding truck- excepting in issues of comparable size) deep into the aforementioned pussy/asshole, an act which was by no means limited, and did not preclude the possibility of future oral sex, frottage or pony-play."

 

[Guest]

Zoot allure!

Mlle and Gauche need to collaborate (writing wise). Frottage and nipple tassels? Oh la la!

percolating Purr