Things that have the ability to make you gag.

[Guest]

It's no secret that I'm moving. I've been packing slowly for the last week or two or three...but I just started moving furniture and
frankly I'm a wee bit shaken, not stired...
some years ago, ok, maybe last year, i put out some sticky traps for the squillion water mice. I think I forgot about them.
I've found them. I've found the remains...
This has the ability to make me gag and honestly, I can't deal with the horror.
suiting up...must don platex gloves, bandana and move carefully because if it (ohmigod) touches me, I'll spew.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Just burn the house down and call the insurance company.

 

[Guest]

Just burn the house down and call the insurance company.

i wish i could say i had never thought of this...
im not altruistic
but damnit it...EEEEWWWWW!!!!!
MAYBE
i could just leave them? yeah, thats the ticket...i'll just leave them where they are and not worry
FINE!
i know what you're thinking...no, i don't but that's another story.
i'll get to it but not right now?

 

[SensualCealy]

Vella, my 11 year old is forever getting presents from her cats. She had got pretty good at getting rid of their treasures. Long handled dust pan, and a broom held as far away from the body as possible.

Now she can handle even picking the ones up that are in two pieces with gloves her dad brought her home from work, but can she clean up spewed hair balls or barf- NOOOO!!

Have fun Princess!
C

 

[cheerful_deviant]

i wish i could say i had never thought of this...
im not altruistic
but damnit it...EEEEWWWWW!!!!!
MAYBE
i could just leave them? yeah, thats the ticket...i'll just leave them where they are and not worry
FINE!
i know what you're thinking...no, i don't but that's another story.
i'll get to it but not right now?

Seriously, get a shovel out of the garage and scoop the whole mess up with out having to get within 3 feet.

 

[Guest]

Vella, my 11 year old is forever getting presents from her cats. She had got pretty good at getting rid of their treasures. Long handled dust pan, and a broom held as far away from the body as possible.

Now she can handle even picking the ones up that are in two pieces with gloves her dad brought her home from work, but can she clean up spewed hair balls or barf- NOOOO!!

Have fun Princess!
C

well, i didn't mind when they were still alive and stuck in the traps. i just took them down to the dock and tossed 'em over board to swim wiff da fishies
but the remains...
maybe i shouldn't become a paleontologist as planned.
dear god, another career change!

 

[Guest]

Seriously, get a shovel out of the garage and scoop the whole mess up with out having to get within 3 feet.

did that once with the pooperscooper.
the results weren't as planned.
will use dust pan and double glove it.


ok.. i can do this...i just wont look

 

[SensualCealy]

Get a box, scoop them into the box, close the box, there now you cant see them!
After its all over take a deep breath and wait for the next trap to be found! Muuaaahhhh!!
C

 

[~hellbaby~]

It's no secret that I'm moving. I've been packing slowly for the last week or two or three...but I just started moving furniture and
frankly I'm a wee bit shaken, not stired...
some years ago, ok, maybe last year, i put out some sticky traps for the squillion water mice. I think I forgot about them.
I've found them. I've found the remains...
This has the ability to make me gag and honestly, I can't deal with the horror.
suiting up...must don platex gloves, bandana and move carefully because if it (ohmigod) touches me, I'll spew.

I'll take mice over maggots ANY day of the week.

 

[Guest]

I'll take mice over maggots ANY day of the week.

very true!
tell me how i get so squimish over the remains of a mouse (or several) but i could hold a crushed skull in my hands and not flinch?
i dont get it.

 

[lil_elvis]

Liver

Lima Beans

 

[Guest]

Liver

Lima Beans

and a fine chiante?
scratch that.. youd need fava beans

 

[Guest]

ok, heres another
watching my step father eat
hes got throat strictures that make him gag and sputter.
the sheer volume of the noises he makes could rival any creature at the zoo. i'd be happy if brushing his teeth would make a difference...


oh... ok...another...
dried urine around his toilet.
i once cleaned in there before lucky came up to visit. i feel sullied still.
how can one human be so disgusting?

 

[scheherazade_79]

I feel for you, Vella

Just took my sister's two dogs out for a walk - one of them crapped in the middle of a playing field, so I had to do the plastic bag thing where you put your hand inside the bag, pick up the turds, then turn it inside out....

It was too much for me and I hurled

I'm now back home feeling quite shaken...

I don't recommend the bag trick. Maybe if you've got some salad servers that you don't want anymore, you could use those to pick them up. A scarf over your mouth and nosed, doused in aromatherapy oils is usually pretty good, too.

I feel for you...

 

[Guest]

thanks sweetie.
i hear where youre coming from... theres almost nothing worse than stepping bare footed into a pile of steaming dog poo. EEEWWWW.
im working up the gumption to pick up the traps...theyve been there forever, a few hours wont make much difference...right?

 

[~hellbaby~]

very true!
tell me how i get so squimish over the remains of a mouse (or several) but i could hold a crushed skull in my hands and not flinch?
i dont get it.

Mice don't bother me, maybe cuz I'm used to them. The cats leave guts (the bellys must taste foul)by the front door and I got 2 under the stove the other day, I feel bad for them,they're tan and white field mice.One good wack with a broom usually does the trick. Mayonaisse makes me barf, it looks like puss. Gagging at the thought.Puke makes me puke if I even think of it of hear someone.
A skull is all dried out and dead and something familiar, a mouse is a creepy lil thing foreign to you. If you saw mice all the time it wouldn't get to you. well, I think so.

 

[scheherazade_79]

thanks sweetie.
i hear where youre coming from... theres almost nothing worse than stepping bare footed into a pile of steaming dog poo. EEEWWWW.
im working up the gumption to pick up the traps...theyve been there forever, a few hours wont make much difference...right?

Probably not... and at least you'll have enough time to compose yourself before doing the deed. Good luck!

Me? I'm still sitting in the open air smoking a cigarette and feeling really light-headed The horror...

 

[~hellbaby~]

thanks sweetie.
i hear where youre coming from... theres almost nothing worse than stepping bare footed into a pile of steaming dog poo. EEEWWWW.
im working up the gumption to pick up the traps...theyve been there forever, a few hours wont make much difference...right?

as long as they dont attract flies or aren't quite dead and start gnawling there self free.

 

[~hellbaby~]

Probably not... and at least you'll have enough time to compose yourself before doing the deed. Good luck!

Me? I'm still sitting in the open air smoking a cigarette and feeling really light-headed The horror...

Damn I wish I had a cigarette.

 

[Guest]

LOL scheher... i understand...i really do. settle yourself woman.. think of it as processed grain?

hellbaby,
these little mice are quite...erm...petrified. all just dry bones and left over tufts of hair but... but but...

who ever said that sticky traps were humane must have been a die hard sadistic.

 

[EmeraldKitten]

LOL, poor Vella.


Last Halloween, my mom and I were getting the decorations out of the attic.
She said, "A while back I put poison and traps in here because I found a couple mice, and I hope they either ran away or... just something. I don't wanna find their remains."

I laughed and thought it was hilarious, lol. Our attics are really just crawl spaces, and the openings aren't that big.
So mom crawls in and hands me boxes and bags for what seemed like forever.
I asked her about the mousie situation, and she said she hadn't found anything yet.

She grabs the last bag, and underneath it, is a dead mousie corpse.
She screams, she kicks, she can't get out of the crawl space because of the big boxes blocking the door and that are lined up outside it.
She's in there screaming her head off, and I was laughing so hard I was weak, and I couldn't get the boxes out of her way.



Mommy didn't think that was a good time.

 

[Guest]

god EK, i thought i was the only one with a warped sense of humor.
i would have peed my pants with laughter!
poor mom's what we have to put up with. i only hope my daughters are as sick and twisted as we are when they get to be older.

 

[Guest]

ok, add mariah carey to this list.
*gag*

 

[lil_elvis]

ok, heres another
watching my step father eat
hes got throat strictures that make him gag and sputter.
the sheer volume of the noises he makes could rival any creature at the zoo. i'd be happy if brushing his teeth would make a difference...


oh... ok...another...
dried urine around his toilet.
i once cleaned in there before lucky came up to visit. i feel sullied still.
how can one human be so disgusting?

*Nasty flashback*

Just about any public rest room in the PRC

 

[EmeraldKitten]

god EK, i thought i was the only one with a warped sense of humor.
i would have peed my pants with laughter!
poor mom's what we have to put up with. i only hope my daughters are as sick and twisted as we are when they get to be older.

LOL. If I recall, I think I did have a tinkling issue that particular afternoon, LOL.

I hope your kids are too. What fun that'll be.


One time, our hermit crab clamped onto my moms hand.
Ya know that chicken skin right where your thumb hooks onto the rest of your hand?
Yep, 'Mr. Friendly' clamped on for dear life.

Mom ended up laying on her back in the middle of the floor, her arm out from her body, my nephew jumping up and down screaming about it, the cats coming in to explore, the dog trying to explore, then I come in, laughing my ever lovin ass off.

The back of mom's free hand is laying agaisnt her forehead, and she looks like she fainted.
I can't stop laughing, and everytime someone moves or makes a noise the crab clenched tighter, LOL.

Finally, she made everyone leave, close the door, and turn off the light.
About twenty minutes later Mr. Friendly let go.

God I wish I would've taken pictures of that, lol.


Edited to add: Hermit crabs make me gag. Especially when they die, and ya have to pull their little squid-y bodies out of the shell.. *bleh, gag, bleh*