Things That Have Pissed Me Off This Week

[Fata Morgana]

I got a speeding ticket. Cunts. Over here now we have the option of going on a speed awareness course for £90 instead of a fine and points on your licence. I think I'll go on the course, will they show pics of mangled bodies? What do you yanks get on your licence for speeding? Do you have these courses?

Thrope hasn't fake died from fake cancer. Bummer.

Eyer is still clutching his tiny knob and running around squawking like a fetid old goat. Bummer.

Alan, Glenn and Grizzly all gone. Bummer. Bummer. Bummer.

I watched Everest which was really rather good. After googling the Mount to see if paedos can survive extreme temps I was horrified to discover there is a black jumping spider that has been found there in crevices. Fucking big fat bummer.

 

[lovetoread]

Every time I get pulled over for speeding, I always end up with a ticket for having my gps in the window instead. I think its the cleavage that helps me with this.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

And....back on iggy.

 

[Not Normal]

Where is you GPS supposed to be, on the floorboard?

 

[pete]

i got about 7 speeding tix last year but they were from cameras, so just a fine no points involved.

my employer probably won't cover any more fines, which is fair enough. problem is, i don't exactly know where the damn cameras are!

sneaky fuckerz.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Tiny knob? He boasted about a 10" swinging loveloaf.

I puked in my mouth a little. Then laughed.

 

[silver gurl]

When I lived in Boston, a speeding ticket would raise your car insurance rates. At the time, you had one freebie and then your insurance would increase with every ticket there after.
I never had a ticket there.

In Montreal I have had two, in two years. One was a set up. They pulled over 7 of us, within 2 minutes, at a toll both. The km's drop quickly when approaching. I did not even have my foot on the gas. Got a $250 ticket. It was meaningless because I had USA plates.

My second, was on video. It was delivered by postal. It was for $120. No points because it was captured on video. If you are stopped "in person" then you receive points.
So far 2016 has been less than stellar.

 

[lovetoread]

Where is you GPS supposed to be, on the floorboard?

You are not supposed to have anything blocking the windshield or something like that.

 

[silver gurl]

Every time I get pulled over for speeding, I always end up with a ticket for having my gps in the window instead. I think its the cleavage that helps me with this.

You are not allowed to have you GPS in the window? I would be lost with out mine.

 

[Fata Morgana]

And....back on iggy.

Fake iggy like your fake cancer.

 

[pink]

We have a choice to go to court and fight it or simply pay it, Fata. I usually pay mine. I have no idea how many points I have right now, I don't think it's too many.

 

[Bookishleigh]

You are not supposed to have anything blocking the windshield or something like that.

Oops! That's where mine is too.

 

[silver gurl]

You are not supposed to have anything blocking the windshield or something like that.

Ahhh. Safer to hang it, than looking down and trying follow the GPS while driving. I have done that.

 

[pink]

You are not allowed to have you GPS in the window? I would be lost with out mine.

Jennifer puts hers on the dash. I don't have one.

 

[Fata Morgana]

We have a choice to go to court and fight it or simply pay it, Fata. I usually pay mine. I have no idea how many points I have right now, I don't think it's too many.

I think the course is a good idea. Mainly to keep the points off your licence. I doubt it will change the way people drive. I was doing 37 in a 30 zone btw.

 

[silver gurl]

Jennifer puts hers on the dash. I don't have one.

Being in another country, I would be so lost with out mine. Good idea with the dash though.

 

[pink]

I think the course is a good idea. Mainly to keep the points off your licence. I doubt it will change the way people drive. I was doing 37 in a 30 zone btw.

Here, once you get busted, you get points. My last ticket was bad. I was going 40 in a 25 mph zone and it was by a park. I felt really bad. I usually drive like a granny.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Here, once you get busted, you get points. My last ticket was bad. I was going 40 in a 25 mph zone and it was by a park. I felt really bad. I usually drive like a granny.

It's fairly new here. I think the last time I got a speeding ticket was about 8 years ago and there wasn't the course option then.

 

[pink]

Being in another country, I would be so lost with out mine. Good idea with the dash though.

Good to see you posting, sweetie.

I don't go out of town much, myself and if I do, I usually stop for directions if I need them.

 

[pink]

It's fairly new here. I think the last time I got a speeding ticket was about 8 years ago and there wasn't the course option then.

I'd take a course if it was available.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'd take a course if it was available.

I bet it will be interesting actually, but I imagine it will be full of resentful surly speeders!

 

[Queersetti]

Wow, a whole thread full of people who never blew a cop.

 

[Jennifer]

Look for s movie called Red Asphalt. Shown to high schoolers in America during driver's Ed.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Back in my wilder days, I had to go to a class at the courthouse with a bunch of other people where they showed you picture after picture of the bloody carnage from wrecks.

Ten years later, they just sent you a video in the mail to watch.

Haven't had a ticket in years now, hard to speed in metro Atlanta where you are lucky to make 15 in a 45.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I wouldn't put any faith in a driving school that teaches you to drive on the wrong side of the road.