Things that are bad for sperm

[TWB]

90% of students fail sperm bank test

A Chinese hospital says only 10% of the sperm students have donated is good enough to use.

Nearly 400 undergraduates answered the Tongji Medical College's plea for sperm bank donors.

The hospital in central Hubei province targeted students, thinking their sperm was of a "finer quality" than the average.

Family planning department director Xiong Chengliang blamed unhealthy lifestyles for the high failure rate.

He told the Sing Tao Daily: "Many undergraduates now lead an active night life where they smoke, drink or surf the internet late into the night."

The Straits Times quotes him as saying: "Such unhealthy habits have affected the quality of their sperm."

Story filed: 12:25 Saturday 8th June 2002

 

[EX-Member]

Maybe it was those all night "cram sessions" they had practicing for the test...

 

[Ginny]

"Many undergraduates now lead an active night life where they smoke, drink or surf the internet late into the night."

i'm flashing to all these young chinese dudes.....jacking wildly at their 'puters at night.....spilling that precious seed while checking out fake britney spears nudies....

probably accounts for the low sperm count....<nodding>....they're all hooked up with cyber lovers like WET4U, SexGoddess and Jasmine.....too funny all these American horny housewives.....depleting china's sperm pool......

 

[TWB]

I just hope it wasn't the 'net surfing.

 

[Ginny]

it was....i bet.....

 

[metal_minx]

90% of students fail sperm bank test

A Chinese hospital says only 10% of the sperm students have donated is good enough to use.

Nearly 400 undergraduates answered the Tongji Medical College's plea for sperm bank donors.

The hospital in central Hubei province targeted students, thinking their sperm was of a "finer quality" than the average.

Family planning department director Xiong Chengliang blamed unhealthy lifestyles for the high failure rate.

He told the Sing Tao Daily: "Many undergraduates now lead an active night life where they smoke, drink or surf the internet late into the night."

The Straits Times quotes him as saying: "Such unhealthy habits have affected the quality of their sperm."

Story filed: 12:25 Saturday 8th June 2002

only 10% and they still have over a billion people! wow

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[metal_minx]

I've heard that celery is good for sperm.

makes it tasty...and oranges too

 

[TWB]

Funny, I went to a Chinese restaurant last night, ate kung pao "chicken" and it tasted very stongly of celery.

Watch it. I am loaded.

 

[metal_minx]

Funny, I went to a Chinese restaurant last night, ate kung pao "chicken" and it tasted very stongly of celery.

Watch it. I am loaded.

i think the cook shot is load

 

[TWB]

i think the cook shot is load

Yea, but that was in my Green tea.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[metal_minx]

Yea, but that was in my Green tea.

a bit of creme de menthe in it (sic?)

 

[TWB]

WELL, I didnt drink it!











I traded with the next table.

 

[metal_minx]

I traded with the next table.

i do that with crusty ketchup bottles

 

[TWB]

i do that with crusty ketchup bottles

Me too. But it might be more interesting to talk about what folks do with the non-crusty ones.

Wasn't Ginny lookin' for a glass dildo?

 

[metal_minx]

Me too. But it might be more interesting to talk about what folks do with the non-crusty ones.

Wasn't Ginny lookin' for a glass dildo?

hmm good idea

 

[TWB]

GINNY!!!

I just checked. A Ketchup bottle is about 1/50th of the cost of one of those pyrex jobs, if you are on a budget.

 

[metal_minx]

Re: GINNY!!!

I just checked. A Ketchup bottle is about 1/50th of the cost of one of those pyrex jobs, if you are on a budget.

the budget gourmet

 

[TWB]

I wrote a book:

Great Sex on 2 dollars a day: With your Lovah or all alone




You can see it at http://www.amazon.com/cheapmother.asp


No beastiality involved.

 

[metal_minx]

I wrote a book:

Great Sex on 2 dollars a day: With your Lovah or all alone




You can see it at http://www.amazon.com/cheapmother.asp

No beastiality involved.

sweet!

hmm like your ass '-)~

 

[TWB]

It is rather tastee isn't it.


Maybe better w/ a Little ketchup.

 

[metal_minx]

It is rather tastee isn't it.


Maybe better w/ a Little ketchup.

careful now...someone might take a bite out of it

 

[TWB]

careful now...someone might take a bite out of it

Exactly.

 

[TWB]

Kitte?