Things That Absolutely Have Me on the Floor Laughing

[lavender]

 

[lavender]

 

[Problem Child]

People who really think they are smart, but by their own words and actions everyone else around knows that their pet goldfish has a higher IQ. (better social skills too)

Elitist snob.

 

[red_rose]

You're so non-confrontational, Lavy.

 

[lavender]

 

[kotori]

I'll add this later.

hey, you edited

i thought that was a pretty funny line. mean, but funny

 

[lavender]

 

[Rhys]

People who really think they are smart, but by their own words and actions everyone else around knows that their pet goldfish has a higher IQ. (better social skills too)

I love you lavendre!

 

[theGatsby]

I'm convinced my goldfish is swimming around in his bowl answering the meaning of life by calculating the median rate at which the universe is expanding and theorizing at what point it will then begin to fall back upon itself and thereby create a votrex of spiritual energy that will allow particular fish in crystal bowls to understand clearly why.



That's just me though.

 

[red_rose]

That's me.

I see you... me... a bottle of some kind of alcohol... perhaps glasses and ice....

And all this in the near future!

 

[lavender]

 

[red_rose]

I'm convinced my goldfish is swimming around in his bowl answering the meaning of life by calculating the median rate at which the universe is expanding and theorizing at what point it will then begin to fall back upon itself and thereby create a votrex of spiritual energy that will allow particular fish in crystal bowls to understand clearly why.



That's just me though.

That's why they live such short lives. Their brains eventually implode from all that overthinking.

 

[lavender]

 

[theGatsby]

Yes you are both equally correct!


Hmm Lavy, if we mate our goldfish . . . would they need some sort of demonstration perhaps?

 

[lavender]

 

[red_rose]

This weekend might be good.

Hokey-dokey. We'll figure something out.

 

[kotori]

I see you... me... a bottle of some kind of alcohol... perhaps glasses and ice....

And all this in the near future!

i've got vodka in the fridge...no ice though. cold o.j., but no ice.

 

[theGatsby]

Indeed! I agree

 

[sunstruck]

I'm suddenly in the mood for Ani DeFranco.

 

[lavender]

 

[cybergirly]

Ok, now I'm afraid to agree with lavy...

Hell with it, I'll go out on a limb and agree.

 

[red_rose]

i've got vodka in the fridge...no ice though. cold o.j., but no ice.

I've got ice!

I actually discovered a new favorite of mine last weekend. Absolut Citron with cranberry juice. Regular vodka and cranberry is too harsh for me... the citron is faboo.

Yum.

 

[red_rose]

Ok, now I'm afraid to agree with lavy...

Hell with it, I'll go out on a limb and agree.

It's not you, sugar-booger.

 

[ridddder]

the only problem is.....

even if your goldfish(not the crackers, mind you), have a 200 IQ, what could they possibly do? It is not like they can write, or suddenly figure out to humm a tune. Yeah I know it is just a point of ponderence, yet amid the cool november wind that mocks us all.....

 

[red_rose]

riddddder

Your eye is a very pretty shade of blue and I can't for the life of me figure out why you have a gray bar flashing over it.

Care to enlighten me?

Is it some subliminal message?

Suddenly I have the urge to shave my cat.