Things I've Learned From Rap Videos

[Bob Peale]

1. It's true, you should always wear clean underwear - you never know who might see them.

2. Enunciation is a dead art form

3. Bandanas are fashionable

4. Believe it or not, you CAN get that in leather.

5. For the right amount of money, Mercerdes will do anything.

6. So will Porsche, BMW, and Rolex.

7. Marion Barry wasn't the only one for whom drugs weren't a hinderance.

8. Apparently, there are a lot more women out there willing to shake their butts with almost no clothes on then I was previously aware.

9. Gold and platinum are apparently not susceptible to plaque.

10. You don't have to be good looking to be glamorous.

 

[HARDKOREBJ]

rap

i just don`t get the whole rap thing.

 

[RisiaSkye]

more lessons...

11. Every resident of a major city is a rabid fan of their pro sports teams. They show their "team spirit" in their clothes.

12. All women wear high heels with swimsuits.

13. Your date will not find it strange if you sing emotively while looking off over her shoulder, even if you are only inches away from her.

14. The classiest choice in necklaces? Those with Large medallions.

15. There's a 50/50 chance that anyone you encounter on the street will want to, and possibly try to, kill you.

 

[Bob Peale]

Re: more lessons...

12. All women wear high heels with swimsuits.

Hey, Van Halen and Winger taught me that

 

[april-wine]

16. Filing down all your teeth, and replacing them with gold or platinum is an excellent radio wave transmitor...........

 

[Merelan]

I learned how to accessorize my AK-47, and how to wear it when in that said swimsuit and heels.

 

[shadowsource]

No need to write or credit -

New hooks and melodies are unnecessary. Crediting the originators isn't, either. Your lawyers call his lawyers, whenever.

 

[Blackbich]

LOL - you guys are too funny. I laugh because, for those reasons, I refuse to look at ANY music videos now. They're all alike, absolutely no originality anymore.

 

[shadowsource]

But, Blackbich -

LOL - you guys are too funny. I laugh because, for those reasons, I refuse to look at ANY music videos now. They're all alike, absolutely no originality anymore.

That applies to most of the music, too. Post Modernism ate the world....