Things I should do but you should not.

[shereads]

Swim with dolphins.

These programs are an insensitive and potentially dangerous exploitation of intelligent creatures. I think they'll appreciate my visit. They'll sense that I have their best interests at heart. But just me. The rest of you shouldn't even consider it.

 

[Guest]

I'll pass.

OSLO, Aug 17, 1999 (AFP) - A dolphin tried to rape a 28-year-old Norwegian swimmer who had been gambolling with it off the south coast of Norway, the newspaper Verdens Gang reported Tuesday.

The animal, which had been circling around the swimmer, suddenly stuck its penis between his leg and his bathing costume before the man managed to free himself and escape back aboard his nearby boat.

http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphinrape.html

 

[Guest]

I'll pass.

OSLO, Aug 17, 1999 (AFP) - A dolphin tried to rape a 28-year-old Norwegian swimmer who had been gambolling with it off the south coast of Norway, the newspaper Verdens Gang reported Tuesday.

The animal, which had been circling around the swimmer, suddenly stuck its penis between his leg and his bathing costume before the man managed to free himself and escape back aboard his nearby boat.

http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphinrape.html

im so sorry
but

BBBBBAAAAAAHHHHAAAAhhhhaaaaaa


i feel much better now

 

[Guest]

dolphin rape

I bet the human was just asking for it.

Perdita

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I asked my mom and she said it was okay and not to pay attention to you because you were deprived of love as a child and now as an adult feel the need to push your weight around and then she said I should finish my tuna sandwich.

 

[Guest]

I asked my mom and she said it was okay and not to pay attention to you because you were deprived of love as a child and now as an adult feel the need to push your weight around and then she said I should finish my tuna sandwich.

thank god for depends@

 

[Liar]

I'll pass.

OSLO, Aug 17, 1999 (AFP) - A dolphin tried to rape a 28-year-old Norwegian swimmer who had been gambolling with it off the south coast of Norway, the newspaper Verdens Gang reported Tuesday.

Probably true. But, Verdens Gang ain't exactly the most trustworthy rag there is.

Anyway,

Dolphins
or
Dolph in speedos?

No it's not my joke, and it's actually funny with the right picture.

#L

 

[shereads]

thank god for depends@

Lots of these:

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm currently taking donations so sher may also run with the Bulls. Cash only, small unmarked bills please.
I will accompany her as to mark the moment on film.

Then later we will all Dance with Wolves.

 

[shereads]

OSLO, Aug 17, 1999 (AFP) - A dolphin tried to rape a 28-year-old Norwegian swimmer who had been gambolling with it off the south coast of Norway, the newspaper Verdens Gang reported Tuesday.

He was gamboling? Well there you have it, then.

Dolphin language, btw, is different from ours in every aspect. For example, 'No' means 'Maybe.' To communicate a firm 'no,' it's necessary to squeak twice and perform a backwards summersault. Never gambol in the ocean without practicing your squeak first.

 

[Honey123]

no means no in any language...

Dolphin friendly, huh? I think not!

 

[~photoguy~]

after u get done swimming with Flipper et al ... YOU (not me) should rob a bank and deposit the proceeds in MY Swiss account .. thanks

 

[Guest]

I'm currently taking donations so sher may also run with the Bulls. Cash only, small unmarked bills please.

I'll send you my leftover euros and pence. P.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

There's lots of these.

I should be allowed to build my home on a pristine beach. I'll videotape the sunsets and send them to you.

I should be allowed to use a jet-ski too. One boat won't make much of a diffference, but if you all go out there and start fucking around you'll just mess up everything.

Same thing for off-roading in the Baja, or bald-eagle hunting or feeding the bears in Yellowstone. I assure you, I'd enjoy these more than you, and they'd mean a lot to me.

Also, it would be good if everyone else obeyed all the traffic laws except for me. It would make my life so much easier, and the incovenience would be spread out amongst you so much that you wouldn't even notice it.

Thank you for your consideration. Let's all do what we can to make this a better place for me. I'd appreciate it.

---dr.M.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I'll pass.

OSLO, Aug 17, 1999 (AFP) - A dolphin tried to rape a 28-year-old Norwegian swimmer who had been gambolling with it off the south coast of Norway, the newspaper Verdens Gang reported Tuesday.

The animal, which had been circling around the swimmer, suddenly stuck its penis between his leg and his bathing costume before the man managed to free himself and escape back aboard his nearby boat.

http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphinrape.html

Reminds me of some years ago when a man was arrested for sexually assaulting a realtively well-known human-friendly dolphin in Dingle Bay. His defense was that it was consensual and therefore not abuse, as the dolphin surely could have escaped him if it wished. I'm damned if I can find the weak spot in that logic.

Dr. M. reminded me of an editorial - I think in "Time" - that I read a year or two ago. The author was arguing against suburban sprawl - and complaining, without a trace of irony, that all of these yuppies moving to the area were destroying the character of the placed he'd moved to three years ago to enjoy. Yes, damn them all.

Shanglan

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Only I will be allowed to steer my cargo ship carrying crude oil aground.
The rest of you must be available to scrub wildlife clean.

I must go release my spotted owl now.

 

[Honey123]

Could you imagine if it were a Sperm Whale?

 

[R. Richard]

I'm currently taking donations so sher may also run with the Bulls. Cash only, small unmarked bills please.
I will accompany her as to mark the moment on film.

Then later we will all Dance with Wolves.

Dancing with wolves is really no my thing. I might be willing to mambo with marmots.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Could you imagine if it were a Sperm Whale?

*snicker* you said Sperm.

 

[Guest]

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Only I will be allowed to steer my cargo ship carrying crude oil aground.

No, Abs. Anyone can steer their tanker aground.

You want to steer it aground while drinking gin from the bottle. Where's your panache?

---Zoot

 

[Lisa Denton]

http://img1.imagevenue.com/loc72/905_Untitled_12aaaaaaa.jpg

 

[Guest]

I must go release my spotted owl now.

That was your spotted owl? Oops, sorry. He was delicious with plum sauce.

Tasted a lot like a Condor.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

mambo with marmots

Very nice. Tango with a Terrapin? P.