Things I never want to go through again

[Lucifer_Carroll]

1) Being rejected by my first love
2) Performing the heimlich on a suicidal friend
3) Prom Night (Not going to go into it, but two points "was choufer" and "cheap pants"
4) Meeting the sonuvabitch father that abandoned me
5) Whatever the Hell just happened on the Moore thread. Chivalry, slights, vitriol, hidden vendettas, past slights, intrigue, underground culture and movements, and oh so many varied PMs saying so much varied stuff. Damn I hate politics and what they seem to do to people.
6) Oh and on a minor level, being kicked out of Heaven. That was a bad day.

Okay, bitching over. Or non-bitching or fuck-what, I dunno. Anyway, my mind's playdoh, so here's the homepage to my school, so you can learn just how I became so evil.

Evil Science University

 

[Guest]

Dominus vobiscum, Luc, however ironic that may sound to you.

Pax, Perdita

p.s. I know you fell some millenia ago, but I trust you remember your Latin .

 

[KarenAM]

5) Whatever the Hell just happened on the Moore thread. Chivalry, slights, vitriol, hidden vendettas, past slights, intrigue, underground culture and movements, and oh so many varied PMs saying so much varied stuff. Damn I hate politics and what they seem to do to people.

I'm with you on this one, Luci. Never have I seen such animosity for no good reason.



And yeah, prom night sucked too.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

1. A migrane in the woods on a camping trip. How primative man managed to survive before analgesics simply boggles my mind.

2. Loosing my virginity. Somehow my harlequin romances did a poor job of preparing me for that kinda pain & bleeding. Odd that.

3. Anal sex the first time. Did i mention I am not a fan of pain? Ouchies.

4. My first guiness extra stout. Why I ever tried it again is one of life's ongoing mysteries.

5. My first time with another woman, see 4.

6. High School.

7. Death of a family member.

-Colly

 

[Guest]

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

1) Car wreck... nuff said.

2) Prom (that seems to be a recurring theme.)

3) Premature labor. (along with preemie babies... too many worries accompany those)

 

[stray_girl]

Okay, bitching over. Or non-bitching or fuck-what, I dunno. Anyway, my mind's playdoh, so here's the homepage to my school, so you can learn just how I became so evil.

Evil Science University [/B]

Very interesting. I was disappointed they didn't have a math department, but physics looks interesting. In particular the courses having to do with interstellar travel and another one on invulnerability technology.

 

[matriarch]

Puberty (the most excruciating time a cripplingly shy girl -or boy - can go through. I have chosen to exlude those years from my memory banks).

Losing my virginity (still shuddering)

Pregnancy (threw up constantly, for the whole damn 9 months, still shuddering - unfortunately I made the mistake of repeating it. Never again. Ground rules were set and adhered to.)

Childbirth (still shuddering)

My first interview (I threw up)

My first driving test (I threw up)

 

[cloudy]

Some of the personal tangles I'm going through right now.

If I can ever, ever get out of this.....

 

[alyxen]

1. Getting laid off 6 months after we bought our 1st home..Went from trying to find a comparable job.. to trying to find something I would enjoy.. to trying to find something I qualified for and could get.

2. Being stuck in a job I absulutely hated for over a year and a half (due to number 1 above). Hated to the point of considering putting my car into a siderail on the freeway to work every morning..bleh!

 

[seasparks]

Kidney Stones

About once a year for the last 6 years....

 

[Guest]

 

[Randi Grail]

1. Abstinence psychosis at drug abuse rehab...it sucks.

2. At the tender age of nine, catching my grandpanents getting it on.

3. Sex the second time. First time was great. Nice, caring, patient, all that. So after that, I thought I could take on anything. My excectations were also sky high, problem is that the next guy was 1) huge 2) rough and 3) enjoyed using 1 and 2 to make little inexperienced girls like me cry. Fuckhead.

4. Calamari.

 

[SnoopDog]

- school
- time in the military
- the darkest day of my depression
- the first two years of my abandoned studies

Snoopy

 

[sandmartin]

SeaSparks - quote: Kidney Stones

About once a year for the last 6 years....

My absolute sympathy - been there, done that and got the T-Shirt - not to my worst enemy, well maybe!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm looking forward to my next life.

 

[CrazyyAngel]

Some of the personal tangles I'm going through right now.

If I can ever, ever get out of this.....

What she said ...

I'm looking forward to my next life.

And what she said ... it can only get better ...

CA

 

[Guest]

• marriage (dunno guys.. im not convinced)
• divorce (a nice if not messy solutin)
• breast surgery to remove cysts created by nipple piercings.. DUH! (i miss em but .. was it worth it?.. not, says me)
• dealing with government officials.. ugh
• like colly said.. death of family/friends

 

[Bizkit_Writer]

Never go through.

1) Planning a funeral it was the pits course I was upset, pissed off and a lot of other things
2) Losing my virginity OUCH! Course it was with a guy I didn't love.
3) Dating a loser

There are a LOT more but I can't and DON'T want to remember

 

[trendyredhead]

*shudders just thinking about these*

I'll pass on round 2 of the:
- cervical biopsy (they think 2 ADVIL is enough advance painkiller for punching out chunks of my innards)
- public pants-wetting in gradeschool (several occasions)
- 10 hours of back labor w/ no drugs
- deaths of my 13 mo old cousin and my grandma
- knock-down drag-out fight w/ another girl when i was 14, over (what else?!) a guy
- sprained lower back

 

[Boxlicker101]

Thank God, I'm through with these things, I hope.

High School. I didn'tgo to any proms or much of anywhere else.

Being a Skid Row wino in Oakland

My second marriage.

 

[shereads]

2. At the tender age of nine, catching my grandpanents getting it on.

Ewwwww

 

[magicalmouse]

1. Having four failed epidurals while theatre staff panicked around me during my first labour and hearing them ask when i was having a contraction, I was 9cm at that point, i would have thought it was pretty fkn obvious. My back was a mess in the end and they had to give a general anasthetic.

2. Hearing my mums screams as she was getting beaten up by her partner at the time, behind a locked door then realising just how slow the police respond to domestic violence calls.

3. Realising my mums partner was the cause of her 'accidental' fall down a flight of stairs and ultimately her brain haemorrage. Unfortunately for him now, he's dead, she's not. (that's something i don't regret)

4. The pain of a joint infection, i'd rather face labour again. Touch wood though, i haven't had one for just over a year now which is great.

Number five would have been my virginity, but a misty haze surrounds the actual event; not one of cherished memories, alcohol numbed.

 

[shereads]

1. Marrying that Skid Row Wino in Oakland

2. Seeing a woman at the office clip her leg hairs with her desk scissors.

3. Anything that happens in hospitals or in anyplace that smells like a hospital.

4. Anything that should be happening in a hospital but is happening to a person who refuses to go to the hospital.

5. Letting him plan the honeymoon. "Skid Row is gorgeous in the spring, baby. You'll love it, I swear."

 

[AngeloMichael]

My life (after age 12).