Things I like about women....

[SnoopDog]

....they can gift-wrap stuff.

I couldn't do that properly to save my life.

How do you do that? Is the reason why you always enter the bathroom in pairs because you practice and teach each other gift-wrapping there ?


Snoopy, comes un-wrapped

 

[impressive]

Is the reason why you always enter the bathroom in pairs because you practice and teach each other gift-wrapping there ?

No -- we UNwrap "gifts" there.

 

[cloudy]

No -- we UNwrap "gifts" there.

I thought it was where we could kiss with some privacy.

 

[3113]

How do you do that? Is the reason why you always enter the bathroom in pairs because you practice and teach each other gift-wrapping there ?

We go to the bathroom in pairs for a few reasons: first, to have hot girl-on-girl sex; that's a must. Then, to ruthlessly discuss and compare the penis-size and love-making talents of the men waiting for us. If we still have time after putting on our make up, we exchange tips on gift-wrapping. Curling ribbions, double-sided tape, that sort of thing.

Not to make you feel insecure or anything

 

[Guest]

They're not men.

 

[Norajane]

We go to the bathroom in pairs for a few reasons: first, to have hot girl-on-girl sex; that's a must. Then, to ruthlessly discuss and compare the penis-size and love-making talents of the men waiting for us. If we still have time after putting on our make up, we exchange tips on gift-wrapping. Curling ribbions, double-sided tape, that sort of thing.

Not to make you feel insecure or anything

Shhh, you're spilling all our secrets!

 

[carsonshepherd]

....they can gift-wrap stuff.

I couldn't do that properly to save my life.

How do you do that? Is the reason why you always enter the bathroom in pairs because you practice and teach each other gift-wrapping there ?


Snoopy, comes un-wrapped

The best gift-wrapper I know is my brother. He used to unwrap all of our Christmas presents while our parents were gone and then wrap them back up and put them back under the tree. We were never surprised on Christmas morning. Nobody ever figured it out.

So it's not strictly a girl thing.

 

[Guest]

....they can gift-wrap stuff.

I couldn't do that properly to save my life.

How do you do that? Is the reason why you always enter the bathroom in pairs because you practice and teach each other gift-wrapping there ?


Snoopy, comes un-wrapped

Oh, the bathroom thing has nothing to do with gift-wrapping.

We usually discuss sexual tips and swap sex toys.

Why do you think some of our purses are so big?



(And by the way, men, we always know what is in our purses. The reason we fumble around so much while looking is to disguise the fact we have several large toys hidden therein.)

 

[sweetnpetite]

Snoopy, comes un-wrapped

That sounds like fun

 

[SnoopDog]

That sounds like fun

Well, it can be, if handled correctly.

Snoopster

 

[impressive]

(And by the way, men, we always know what is in our purses. The reason we fumble around so much while looking is to disguise the fact we have several large toys hidden therein.)

The ohmifuckingod-how-can-I-compete-with-THAT? kind

 

[Guest]

The ohmifuckingod-how-can-I-compete-with-THAT? kind

You have to respect a man who is not intimidated by the giant blue pulsing THING.

My hubby incorporates my toys into our play. He loves to use them on me, loves to watch me use them on me, etc. Together we use them for a "fantasy" third person.

Great fun.

 

[impressive]

You have to respect a man who is not intimidated by the giant blue pulsing THING.

My hubby incorporates my toys into our play. He loves to use them on me, loves to watch me use them on me, etc. Together we use them for a "fantasy" third person.

Great fun.

*nods emphatically*

 

[Guest]

*nods emphatically*

We REALLY need to party together, don't we?

 

[impressive]

We REALLY need to party together, don't we?

With or without toys ... or, rather ... with AND without toys.

 

[Guest]

With or without toys ... or, rather ... with AND without toys.

Cloudy wants to join - she's at work right now but says she'll be over soon.

 

[impressive]

.....

 

[Guest]

Oh, that's a GIVEN. Gotta love Cloudy tongue.

She promised me that - first time we meet in person.

 

[sweetnpetite]

Us girls we are so magical.
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable.
Hard to resist,
so touchable.
To good to deny it.
Ain't no big deal,
it's innocent.