Things I learned from Cartoons

[cloudy]

1. When your life is on the line, it’s okay to dress like a girl/guy and seduce your captor.

2. You cannot win an argument with a smart rabbit. Especially if you’re a duck.

3. Anvils are funny, but dynamite is funnier.

4. A performance of “Flight of the Valkyries” is just not complete without a guy singing, “Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit.”

5. Never buy anything from a place called Acme.

6. Never stick a body part, or your gun, in to a hole.

7. Control your anger at all costs. Otherwise you will end up repeatedly falling off a 500-foot tall diving platform.

Anybody have any more cartoon truisms?

 

[PoppingTom]

Predator's life is a hard one. No one takes you seriously.

 

[egelante]

Don't walk on the air... particularly if you're heavy.

 

[Handley_Page]

Anvils will drop absolutely dead straight onto you, even off a 500 cliff.

Newton's Laws of motion are somewhat flexible.

 

[egelante]

Don't wake the baby... just don't.

 

[glynndah]

1. When your life is on the line, it’s okay to dress like a girl/guy and seduce your captor.

2. You cannot win an argument with a smart rabbit. Especially if you’re a duck.

3. Anvils are funny, but dynamite is funnier.

4. A performance of “Flight of the Valkyries” is just not complete without a guy singing, “Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit.”

5. Never buy anything from a place called Acme.

6. Never stick a body part, or your gun, in to a hole.

7. Control your anger at all costs. Otherwise you will end up repeatedly falling off a 500-foot tall diving platform.

Anybody have any more cartoon truisms?

Corollary to number 5: There is no company but Acme.

 

[Guest]

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[ShyChiWriter]

Frying pans are highly malleable.

 

[Songcatcher]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2OXuXTkBNQ

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Everyone has 4 fingers on each hand.

 

[Size13]

If you are falling through the air in a house or vehicle, if you step off of it at the last second, you will be fine...

 

[egelante]

Frying pans are highly malleable.

So are faces...

 

[jomar]

It's always wabbit season.

Pigs stutter.

Mice have cool archways for entrances.

Nobody dies. Though that may be artistic license.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

"You can't kill a Toon."

 

[Katyusha]

It is possible to avoid having your feet burned by fire, hot sand or pavement, a frying pan, or anything else that's too hot, by hopping from one foot to the other.

A swing is a perfectly acceptable alternative to a parachute.

Your pinky is strong enough to hold onto anything at all.

An anvil falling directly onto your head from 500 feet with either knock you silly, knock you flat, or force you down into the ground. Same thing with a piano.

It is annoying when everyone around uses your back as a bridge over the hole you just fell across.

 

[AngeloMichael]

If you happen upon a singing frog, just walk on by.

If you're reading a newspaper you can walk though high traffic without getting a scratch.

If you get wet, dirty, or hurt in any way, just walk out of frame then walk back in and you'll be perfectly fine.

 

[rgraham666]

The Law of Gravity only applies if you studied law.

 

[Dianthus]

You should have taken a left turn at Albuquerque.

 

[litfan10]

Pronouns are particularly troublesome!

 

[Guest]

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[MicKay]

The pencil and eraser are mightier than the sword! (especially in the hands of a rabbit)

 

[Katyusha]

I could move that hugantic piece of tree on my deck all by myself after eating some spinach.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Painting a hole in the wall is a great way to create an escape route for myself that no pursuer could possibly follow through.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

If you run off a cliff, you can save yourself if you turn around and frantically run and scrabble back through the air.

 

[cloudy]

Painting a hole in the wall is a great way to create an escape route for myself that no pursuer could possibly follow through.

Corollary: painting a tunnel on a rock or brick wall will immediately produce a train to run over any enemies.