Things I don't remember anymore.

[Saint_Ann]

I don't remember how Goldilocks & the 3 Bears ends.

 

[Champakian]

The Revenant

 

[Saint_Ann]

Can't forget that. Never got to see it.

 

[Champakian]

Never seen it either,
but it has entered the pop-culture lexicon as a punchline.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Daddy bear fucked Goldilocks then Moma bear cooked her up and the had a feast.

 

[jaF0]

My name.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Daddy bear fucked Goldilocks then Moma bear cooked her up and the had a feast.

That sounds a bit Grimm.

 

[Goldenfinger]

I don't remember how Goldilocks & the 3 Bears ends.

Mama Bear and Papa Bear went for a walk through the forest
Mama Bear asked Papa Bear could he eat her porridge
Papa Bear said 'shit bitch, you must think I'm sick
Just get down here, on your knees
And suck this badass dick'

 

[Saint_Ann]

Mama Bear and Papa Bear went for a walk through the forest
Mama Bear asked Papa Bear could he eat her porridge
Papa Bear said 'shit bitch, you must think I'm sick
Just get down here, on your knees
And suck this badass dick'

So much for the hairy gay trio theory.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Wow! Talk about a man’s I have not seen in ages!

 

[Champakian]

Mama Bear and Papa Bear went for a walk through the forest
Mama Bear asked Papa Bear could he eat her porridge
Papa Bear said 'shit bitch, you must think I'm sick
Just get down here, on your knees
And suck this badass dick'

We had variations on that in the Marines...