Things I Believe

[madmanmike]

this is just a random list of beliefs i have or things i want to believe.

OJ did it

michael jackson didnt the first time

no one will ever understand you completely because everyone has something to hide

no 2 people were created equal. equality is a myth.

racism starts at home not at birth

videogames dont cause violence

if you dont want violence on tv then ban cnn

if you are prolife and pro death penalty you are probably a republican

gay men ARE more likely to contract and spread aids than other groups.

completely straight men are mostly hypocrites because they watch lesbian porn

bush was and is connected to the towers and bin laden

no religion has it completly right yet

assisted suicide for terminal patients SHOULD be legal

being a christian doesnt make you a good person. hitler was a hell of a catholic.

a free society is one where is is safe to be unpopular




feel free to rebut or add your own. i welcome your beliefs and will add more of my own soon.

 

[theoneadd2]

I agree with every thing you type. Well almost every thing.
M.J. did it the first time.
Here are some of my beliefs:

No one is 100% straight or gay

Will on "Will and Grace" isn't gay

People who started smoking in the last 15 year deserver what they got coming to them.

Bush's mom gave Jesus his first pair of sandals

Evil monkeys trying to take over the world run FOX

There is a cure for HIV/AIDS

Saturday night live is not funny it never was

Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are gay

 

[tomboy58]

I absolutely Love this ....

I too agree with Everything MadManMike put into words... and to add to that:

Michael Jackson Honestly is a very strange and screwed up Human being!

Being a Parent IS a LOT of Work, and requires a Lot of follow-thru -- Take it Seriously

Know your kids, Talk to them, Know their friends and maybe even more is to know their Friend's Parents

My husband is my absolute best friend and my protector, I trust him with my soul I havent always felt that way - letting one person in like that is really a good thing.

My Kids ARE the two things I would Die for without thinking, they are my Life.

Growing up is hard to do.. and it Never stops! I like being 37 better yet than anything so far...

Video with Violence Do Not cause violent kids - but kids who like to be violent might tend to play them The difference in the cause and the symptom

Racism and prejudices are absolutely a Learned Behavior.

LIFE Really is Good, There Really are Few Big Deals in life, dont let things ruin you - take them and deal with them and learn... from them! ENJOY the Good things - and Fix the bad things

Noone is perfect - everyone has some quirk, choose your battles and recognize the good in life

 

[madmanmike]

more from mike

you cant be anti abortion and pro death penalty without being a major hypocrite

your childeren need you not a check. sending money once a month doesnt make up for you being a lowsy parent

a happy childhood is the worst kind of preperation for life

if your paranoid long enough eventually your gonna be right

the distance between the limosine and the gutter is a short one but is a long road back

no matter where you go you see yourself in the rearview mirror

form a peddler to an emporer everyone dies and everyone feels pain. no need to make your station in life seem more important.


to the kids - life is gonna suck when youy grow up. get used to it

 

[John Doe]

this is just a random list of beliefs i have or things i want to believe.

OJ did it

Maybe so, but there isn't enough evidence to prove it beyond a reasonable doubt. BTW, are you white?

videogames dont cause violence

What if you beat someone to death with a game console?

if you dont want violence on tv then ban cnn

I find bloodless gunshots and other wounds to be cause for concern, and for that matter rather condescending.

if you are prolife and pro death penalty

My brain hurts now.

gay men ARE more likely to contract and spread aids than other groups.

Only if they're having sex.

completely straight men are mostly hypocrites because they watch lesbian porn

Huh? You realize that most guys don't fantasize about true lesbians? Also our society has put a double standard on homosexual sex, among other things (crossdressing for example).

Additionally, does the same logic apply to straight women who fantasze about men having sex with each other?

bush was and is connected to the towers and bin laden

Of course he is. He was the leader of a nation that was attacked. Bin Laden is the leader who orchestrated the attack. The towers were the structures that were attacked. And I'm sure at least one of them is only slightly removed from Kevin Bacon in some way.

But of course you probably mean that Bush wanted the attack to happen like similar conspiracy theories about Roosevelt letting Pearl Harbor be bombed.

no religion has it completly right yet

What are we trying to accomplish?

assisted suicide for terminal patients SHOULD be legal

If they're required to initiate the process themselves. otherwise it's not suicide.

being a christian doesnt make you a good person. hitler was a hell of a catholic.

Not to put too fine a point on it but calling oneself Christian does not necessarily make it so. I'm a purple kangaroo. See?

And his original name was Schickelgruber.

I believe there is life elsewhere in the universe. I do not believe it has visited us, or if it has it's never been caught doing so and all the sightings are hoaxes, delusions, hallucinations or misidentification. But I do believe in UFOs.

Apple computers aren't any better than PCs.

Rape isn't funny...unless you're raping a clown.

Cats are weird.

There is no secret message from God or anyone else in the digits of pi. Although it is odd that you hit an exceptionally long string of zeroes eventually.

No one can be in limbo. If they were then it wouldn't be limbo anymore. It would be a place.

A vegetarian McDonald's is an abomination unto the Lord.

Bras are an abomination unto the Lord.

When you wish upon a star you won't get shit, except maybe eye strain.

Wishing wells/fountains on the other hand always work and I'm even thinking of starting one myself...I just need someplace to put it. I'm hoping right outside a bank.

Lee Harvey Oswald did not act alone. Oliver Stone proved that...don't look at me that way!

I do not believe in wearing shorts, even though I have nice legs.

Pocket protectors just aren't worth it.

Victoria's Secret should have live models instead of mannequins...excuse me, I meant personnequins.

Faith is a null concept.

You're born, life is pain and then you die. (Ooh, we're getting to the sunny stuff now)

Jerry Seinfeld's sole purpose for existing is to annoy me.

Pretzels should not be all twisted around like that. They should be a geometric shape, but I still wouldn't eat them.

I am automatically suspicious of anyone who dislikes pizza or macaroni & cheese.

Death is just God's way of saying "Hey, you're not alive anymore, dumbass!"

When my foot falls asleep it means it's going to rain.

 

[BlueEyesInLevis]

Hitler was not Catholic

 

[MintSoda]

Iraq and Saddam Hussein had nothing to do with 9/11

There is no such thing a diamond without blood on it

Bush is a hypocrite for saying anything about the pope after never listening to him and denying him visits to the white house to speak about Bush's blasphemous statements about his personal relationship with God

The last Pope wasn't Italian like so many people seem to think (even though most of them were)

Being pro-life and pro-death penalty just makes you a self contradicting idiot "All life is precious...except for theirs."

Terri Shaivo was an anorexic since she was a teen, so what do you think her real feelings would have been on a feeding tube?

If violent TV causes violence why didn't Gunsmoke and Bonanza cause more cowboys?

Nothern Ireland doesn't WANT to be Irish.

Hard work and perserverence are not the best ways to get rich; if they were, all the fortune 500 companies would be owned by migrant workers.

Americans LOVE being lied to.

Being a parent is the most difficult job that you cannot get a college degree for. (I've got to be honest with you, neurosurgery is probably harder, but that includes a decade worth of training)

Most lesbians aren't dykes and most gay men aren't queens...those are just the only ones that are different enough from straight people for the mainstream to recognize.

The "I'm with stupid" t-shirt design should have had the arrow pointing down.

 

[bertrande]

Huh? You realize that most guys don't fantasize about true lesbians? Also our society has put a double standard on homosexual sex, among other things (crossdressing for example).

Additionally, does the same logic apply to straight women who fantasze about men having sex with each other?


Yep I agree with this




Not to put too fine a point on it but calling oneself Christian does not necessarily make it so. I'm a purple kangaroo. See?

Nice shade of purple - I love purple



I believe there is life elsewhere in the universe. I do not believe it has visited us, or if it has it's never been caught doing so and all the sightings are hoaxes, delusions, hallucinations or misidentification. But I do believe in UFOs.

yes


Rape isn't funny...unless you're raping a clown.

Rape is never ever funny



Bras are an abomination unto the Lord.


That may well be but you ought to try carrying around a huge set of funbags with nothing to help you. Makes the back ache - hell whats a bit of back ache for a woman when it may please man thay he may see nipple through a shirt






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[madmanmike]

Rape isn't funny...unless you're raping a clown.

rape is never funny

both of you is wrong. its like george carlin said. rape can be funny. imagine elmer fudd raping porky pig. why do you think hes called porky? huh? he never wears pants. he was askin for it.

Maybe so, but there isn't enough evidence to prove it beyond a reasonable doubt. BTW, are you white?

no im kind of a tan peach color. but i am rather pale where i have clothing covering me. but would my statement be less racism if i was chinese or perhaps samoan? ask chris rock or dave chapelle if oj did it.

What if you beat someone to death with a game console?

xbox's dont kill people. people kill people. its not the cause of the violence its the tool of the violent.

i kill people in video games because doing so in real life may be fun but only till someone shows up with a badge and by then the reset button is too far away.

everything i need to know i learned by researching , reading, studying, and asking people who know more than me. startrek didnt teach me shit.

in the land of the blind the one eyed man is king. sounds like america with its media dependence and goverment.

stop fucking with social security. im putting money in every paycheck without a choice so it damn well beter be there when im old or give it back. pick one damn it.

slavery wasnt as bad as history depicts it. i know thats gonna piss some of you off. i know poeple were killed and beaten. im not saying it didnt happen. it just didnt happen to everyone every day as shown in books and hollywood. im not gonna take a sledge hammer to my truck if i want it to perform better. and before you critisize some of my ancestors were slaves too.

bill gates isnt that bad. he isnt half the bastard sam walton was.

the economy is truly in a shit can if 5 years of was cant boost the stock market.

there is NO excuse why our soldiers can not have the latest armor and technology fr their vehicles, bodys, and weapons to kill people who are using 20 year old russian cold war guns. no excuse at all.

if something i said pissed you off then lighten up. its just a rant. besides irony can be fun

 

[Volz]

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bill gates isnt that bad. he isnt half the bastard sam walton was.
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Just my opinion, but neither are bastards. They both had a dream and worked really hard to make it happen. They were then rewarded for their efforts with success.

You have a problem with Bill Gates or Sam Walton? I dare you to come up with the next OS that outperforms anything from Microsoft or open a department store that can even begin to compete with a place like Wal-Mart.

Bill Gates and Sam Walton deserve all the money they earn. Did you also know that both Gates and Walton are 2 of the biggest donators to charities throughout the world?

 

[MintSoda]

I have to agree with the rape can be funny thing. As much as I dislike that truth. I was watching the Simpsons the other day and on the Prank Monkey episode Homer Simpson was dressed up in a panda suit to pull a prank for Mr. Burns and he was raped by the male panda.

So I guess the only way to make it funny is to place a fat, bald, slow witted man in a panda costume.

 

[JohnnyA]

Everyone gossips.
Everyone will say they don't like gossips.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

I believe

that my children will accomplish much because they have me in their corner

that racism will never be a thing of the past but it will get better

that multi-ethnic people (and bi-racial children) will soon outnumber pure bloods 20 to 1

that everyone makes snap judgements

that time doesn't speed up the older you get, it just becomes much more precious.

 

[md3lt4]

That humans don't have a monopoly on racism or genocide

That the sun will come up tomorow

That there may be inteligent life out there, but it better have a damn good reason for visiting here!

Our reasons behind taking over Iraq may not have been totally lilly white pure, but I'm still not sorry about it.

Your rights end where mine begin.

(a side note: Rape can be funny- think about the scene in Trading Places with the guy in the Ape suit and the Horny ape)

 

[madmanmike]

(a side note: Rape can be funny- think about the scene in Trading Places with the guy in the Ape suit and the Horny ape)

its official. rape is ok on the glbt board as long as a laugh or two is had. think of the nutty proffesor 2 where tyhe hampster ass raped his boss. that was great.

 

[John Doe]

Just my opinion, but neither are bastards. They both had a dream and worked really hard to make it happen. They were then rewarded for their efforts with success.

You have a problem with Bill Gates or Sam Walton? I dare you to come up with the next OS that outperforms anything from Microsoft or open a department store that can even begin to compete with a place like Wal-Mart.

Bill Gates and Sam Walton deserve all the money they earn. Did you also know that both Gates and Walton are 2 of the biggest donators to charities throughout the world?

Ironically a game by Microsoft called Freelancer has a menu navigation system that, IMO, outperforms Windows itself. But then, IMO, that's not hard to do.

And anyway, he got lucky. Someone missed thier deadline so he swooped in and invented MS-DOS which sucked then and sucks now, AND XP emulates DOS. So, not only has every version since at least Windows 3.1 been a patch of old problems along with all new problems, the atest emulates the orginally flawed framework.

It's like taking Ferrari's money and 'emulating' an Edsel.

 

[John Doe]

its official. rape is ok on the glbt board as long as a laugh or two is had. think of the nutty proffesor 2 where tyhe hampster ass raped his boss. that was great.

Oh, and yeah rape can be funny, especially if you're raping a clown.

Or Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd. That's why they call him Porky.