mrmgp
Romantic Pervert
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- Jun 2, 2005
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Ever come across things in adult stories that you just wish would stop appearing? Here's things that immediately make me hit the "Back" button on my browser because they've been done to death:
1. Anatomy sizes. Ever seem like no man in a story has a dick less than 8 inches and no thinner than a beer can? Ever seem like no woman in a story has less than DD breasts?
2. Ever notice how most stories where the woman is the main character start by her admiring herself naked in front of a mirror (giving the author an opportunity to describe her usually DD-sized breasts) and then starts to masturbate?
3. Ever notice how most women in stories have faucet-like pussies that gush so much upon arousal that they almost get the floor wet? I don't know of too many women who get wet enough to completely soak their panties and get the whole insides of their thighs wet with lubrication. Actually, I don't know of any woman with this ability.
4. Ever notice how most men in stories ejaculate so much they could fill a milk jug? Most men can only manage between a teaspoon and a tablespoon of semen. But to read stories, you would think men could put out fires just by jerking off at them.
Just thought I'd vent a little about my annoyances with adult stories.
1. Anatomy sizes. Ever seem like no man in a story has a dick less than 8 inches and no thinner than a beer can? Ever seem like no woman in a story has less than DD breasts?
2. Ever notice how most stories where the woman is the main character start by her admiring herself naked in front of a mirror (giving the author an opportunity to describe her usually DD-sized breasts) and then starts to masturbate?
3. Ever notice how most women in stories have faucet-like pussies that gush so much upon arousal that they almost get the floor wet? I don't know of too many women who get wet enough to completely soak their panties and get the whole insides of their thighs wet with lubrication. Actually, I don't know of any woman with this ability.
4. Ever notice how most men in stories ejaculate so much they could fill a milk jug? Most men can only manage between a teaspoon and a tablespoon of semen. But to read stories, you would think men could put out fires just by jerking off at them.
Just thought I'd vent a little about my annoyances with adult stories.