Things a sub should NEVER say to her Dom

[MissTaken]

When bound in scene, she should never say,

"This room would look better in a lighter shade of beige!"




I had posted a list of such silliness on the M thread, but can't seem to find it. So, in response to WD's comment concerning needing more fluff, let's add our own!

 

[lilredwolph]

"you hit like a girl"

" 2 words for you Tae Bo"

 

[MissTaken]

"you hit like a girl"

" 2 words for you Tae Bo"

Damn! I knew I liked wolph!


ROFL

 

[lilredwolph]

another bad 1

"i could get out of that cage"

p.s. i know these are "bad" things coz i have said them

 

[MissTaken]

I recall your saying your are a fiesty lil sub!




Another one:

"But, all the other subs get to do that!"

 

[Lancecastor]

"Did you remember....

....to take out the garbage? It's garbage day tomorrow you know."

 

[spankableBelle]

Nah, i don't feel like kneeling today

So, is it do as You say not as You do, or do as You do and not as You say?

 

[Daddyslilpet]

"what are your legs broken...get your own drink."


LMAO...Lance I gotta use that one....garbage day...hehe

dixi

 

[WriterDom]

Singing "Happy Birthday" during candle play.

 

[MissTaken]

"You think that itty bitty thing is a flogger? Well, THIS is a flogger!"

 

[MissTaken]

"Who died and made you boss?"

 

[Daddyslilpet]

"What do I look like? Your maid?"

 

[lilredwolph]

one of the funniest/worse things break into the Barney Theme " I love you You love me, were a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you won't you say you love me too" while getting OTK spanking

if your made to count out loud

count like The Count on sesame street 1 whacky whack ah ah ah 2 whacky whacks ah ah ah

 

[spankableBelle]

i was a girl scout, i can get out of these knots

i cooked...the dishes are Yours

 

[MissTaken]

"I 'll do anything! Just let me have the credit card for an hour?"

 

[Desdemona]

That looks like a penis.....


only smaller.

 

[lilredwolph]

"yeah whatever tough guy"

 

[tassie]

have you heard of foreplay?

oh for christ's sake give it here i'll do it myself, it'll be quicker.

 

[Daddyslilpet]

"Huh? Say that again. You want me to do what??"


"I'm not your secretary!!"



"You just wait untill you untie me Mr."

 

[P. B. Walker]

"I got your flogger... right *here*!"



"Did you start yet?"



"My ex-Dom/me could do it alot harder..."

 

[MissTaken]

"Pass me the bitch red nail polish, Sir. *snickering* I might as well get something done while you whatever it is you are doing."

 

[MissTaken]

"What do you mean, "Ouch, that hurts" isn't a safe word?"

 

[DustyWolfe]

"you hit like a girl"

" 2 words for you Tae Bo"

LOL.. I was going to say the "you hit like a girl thing" lol..

HEHE... funny

 

[Desdemona]

roll your eyes insolently and ask

Do you want fries with that?

 

[Desdemona]

I bet that hurt you more than it hurt me.