They told me the easiest way to get into a woman's pants...

[JazzManJim]

...is to make her laugh.

So I've been doing that pretty much my whole adult life.

It's gotten me exactly no booty. None.

Now I need to find those bastards who told me that in the very beginning and use some of this sexual frustration to beat the dogshit out of them.

Imagine, all this time I could have been building a buff body, lengthening my penis, and making enough money to drive a sports car!

Fucktards.

 

[Cibo]

Now I need to find those bastards who told me that in the very beginning and use some of this sexual frustration to beat the dogshit out of them.

ROFL!

 

[AzureAngel]

I agree, Jim. I think the trick that I, for one, haven't learned... is how to get them to stop laughing and to take you a little more seriously. *Chuckles.*

Lots of female friends. No ass received.

 

[TN_Vixen]

JJJ, you just haven't found the right woman yet. Laughter gets me to throw my pants across the room every time.

 

[alexandraaah]

JJJ, you just haven't found the right woman yet. Laughter gets me to throw my pants across the room every time.

*catch*


see how easy it is, Jimmie?

 

[CarolineOh]

...is to make her laugh.

So I've been doing that pretty much my whole adult life.

It's gotten me exactly no booty. None.

Now I need to find those bastards who told me that in the very beginning and use some of this sexual frustration to beat the dogshit out of them.

Imagine, all this time I could have been building a buff body, lengthening my penis, and making enough money to drive a sports car!

Fucktards.

A funny buff guy toting a long penis around in a sports car is gonna get laid plenty, I got to admit.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

...



Imagine, all this time I could have been building a buff body, lengthening my penis

Lengthening ... the ... penis


A man can do such things -- I never knew ....

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: Re: They told me the easiest way to get into a woman's pants...

A funny buff guy toting a long penis around in a sports car is gonna get laid plenty, I got to admit.

Yeah, but he'd get laid a lot, even if her weren't funny.

TN, I've been keeping my eyes open. I suspect by now that I've been led astray, considering that I"m a pretty social guy and I've met perhaps hundreds or thousands of women in my post-pubescent life.

alex...yeah, you say it works, but where's that luscious booty for me to savor, hmm?

 

[Lasz]

I heard that roofies work, but then you have to deal with legal fees.
J/K (nobody better take that seriously.)

 

[CarolineOh]

I heard that roofies work, but then you have to deal with legal fees.
J/K (nobody better take that seriously.)

Now let's see if that joke gets you laid.

 

[Lasz]

Now let's see if that joke gets you laid.

I hope not, if I ever get laid it better be because of other things.