Bushido71XS
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A Texan buys a round of drinks for all in the bar
because, he announces, his
wife has just produced "a typical Texas" baby boy
weighing 25 pounds.
Congratulations showered him from all around, and
many exclamations of
"WOW!" was heard. A women faints due to sympathy
pains.
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The
bartender says, "Say, you're the
father of the typical Texas baby that weighed 25
pounds at birth. How much
does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds," The
bartender is puzzled,
concerned, "Why? What happened? He already weighed
25 pounds at birth."
The Texas father takes a slow swig from his
long-neck Lone Star beer, wipes
his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the
bartender and proudly says,
"Had him circumcised."
because, he announces, his
wife has just produced "a typical Texas" baby boy
weighing 25 pounds.
Congratulations showered him from all around, and
many exclamations of
"WOW!" was heard. A women faints due to sympathy
pains.
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The
bartender says, "Say, you're the
father of the typical Texas baby that weighed 25
pounds at birth. How much
does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds," The
bartender is puzzled,
concerned, "Why? What happened? He already weighed
25 pounds at birth."
The Texas father takes a slow swig from his
long-neck Lone Star beer, wipes
his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the
bartender and proudly says,
"Had him circumcised."
