They had sex WHERE? Quoted from Yahoo news

[AllardChardon]

They had sex WHERE? Wed Jun 11, 10:12 AM ET

ROME (Reuters) - An Italian couple who were caught having sex in a church confessional box while morning Mass was being said have repented and made peace with the local bishop.

The couple, in their early 30s, were detained by police earlier this month after they had made love in the confessional box in the cathedral in northern Cesena. They were cautioned for obscene acts in public and disturbing a religious function.

Their lawyer said they had been drinking all night and realized they had gone too far.

The lawyer told the area's local newspaper on Wednesday the couple met with the local bishop on Tuesday night, asked for his forgiveness and that he had given it.

Last week the bishop celebrated a "Mass of reparation" in the cathedral where the confessional box incident took place to make up for the sacrilege.

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This was too good not to share! I apologize for quoting the whole article instead of posting just the link. I have not figured out how to get a link to show up on this site. If someone knows the ropes, please show them to me.

Allard

 

[Belegon]

Just classic...

 

[Chantilyvamp]

Now that has given me a laugh today.

 

[impressive]

Can I just say I love your AV! Gorgeous!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

How terribly Italian, both oversexed and anticlerical at the same time but still very, very Catholic.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

This was too good not to share! I apologize for quoting the whole article instead of posting just the link. I have not figured out how to get a link to show up on this site. If someone knows the ropes, please show them to me.
Allard

Hi Allard,
Above the "message" box are a bunch of funny looking symbols. the one you want is a globe with a pair of binoculars, like this: http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/createlink.gif When you want to share a URL, you type the word "link" or "here" or "catch this", etc., then left click on the "create link" icon. That will open up a title bar where you paste in the URL you're referring to. And paste over the entire thing including the "http:\\" thing. If that gets doubled, the link won't work.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

I do think the Church over reacted. After all, don't they preach "Love Thy Neighbor?" This couple just took that literaly.

 

[DesertPirate]

I do think the Church over reacted. After all, don't they preach "Love Thy Neighbor?" This couple just took that literaly.

Jenny, watch for lightning

 

[bronzeage]

I can understand why the Church was upset about, but it happens all the time.

At least around here it does. During the day, the church is open, but deserted. Since they started locking the gate to the choir loft, the confessional became the next best place to hide.

 

[AllardChardon]

This is the part I liked the best...

Last week the bishop celebrated a "Mass of reparation" in the cathedral where the confessional box incident took place to make up for the sacrilege.

A Mass of reparation. That is the same thing the Pope did here in the U.S. to repair the damage the lecherous priests caused the innocent boys. I guess it is a good one. It erases sacrilege, I suppose. I never thought having sex was sacrareligious unless the participants were not married. It did not really say, one way or the other. Did it?

Volupt, thanks for the showing me the ropes.

Allard

 

[starrkers]

ROFL!
Someone's been using one of my stories for inspiration

 

[Weird Harold]

I do think the Church over reacted. After all, don't they preach "Love Thy Neighbor?" This couple just took that literaly.

I think this couple was just thinking about gas prices and decided on one-stop sinning and confession.

 

[pornwriter]

Oh my God, what were these people thinking?

Everybody knows you don't have sex with adults in church, you have sex with children in church.
Thats what them choir boys are for. Then if you get caught, we will just transfer you to a different church where you will find fresh children to molest.

Isn't religion grand?

 

[SeaCat]

Umm, no comment on the original story.


Cat

 

[DesertPirate]

Umm, no comment on the original story.


Cat

BTDT?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Well, someone has to say it:

HOLY FUCK! ​

Rumple Foreskin

 

[AllardChardon]

Holy (Forgivable) Fuck is more like it!!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Holy (Forgivable) Fuck is more like it!!

The Roman church never has caught on. Nowhere, nowhere in the New Testament is there any comment on the sexual behavior of unmarried people. Nowhere! And if you try to quote me Scripture claiming that there is, you'd better be able to read Koine Greek better than I can. Then there's that wonderful passage in Acts about the Council of Jerusalem where Peter, Paul, Barnabas and James the Brother of Jesus decide, after much debate, that the Levitican laws don't apply to non-Jewish Christians. That throws out the only prohibition on homosexuality that is clear and definite in the entire Bible. And if you want to refute that, you'd better be able to read Hebrew better than I can, too.

So the bishop, the bishop of Rome, the priests and everyone else who thought that what the kids did was wrong . . . are wrong themselves. Disrespectful, perhaps. Tasteless, almost certainly. Wrong, not!

 

[SeaCat]

BTDT?

Yep, but nowhere so concealed as a Confessional.

Cat

 

[AllardChardon]

Volupt,

I love your passion for facts. I agree wholeheartedly. In my thinking, God made humans into a one size fits all product. No matter how you swing, there is a place for everyone. And if anal sex is so abysmal, why is it so popular with males and females.

My point exactly: humans are made for loving other humans regardless of sexual orientation.

Everyone could be happy with that, if the religious would quit damning normal human behavior. Will we ever evolve sexually, not to mention politically and globally, I wonder?

Allard

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Volupt,

I love your passion for facts. I agree wholeheartedly. In my thinking, God made humans into a one size fits all product. No matter how you swing, there is a place for everyone. And if anal sex is so abysmal, why is it so popular with males and females.

My point exactly: humans are made for loving other humans regardless of sexual orientation.

Everyone could be happy with that, if the religious would quit damning normal human behavior. Will we ever evolve sexually, not to mention politically and globally, I wonder?

Allard

Hence my current rant. Let's drop this stupid dichotomy of straight/gay. If 1 is totally same-sex oriented and 9 is totally other-sex oriented, I'm about an 8, mostly through habit. Where does everyone else fit?

 

[AllardChardon]

Volupt,

I guess I would have to say I have been a nine most of my life and am trying to make it to an 8 or even a 7 before I leave this world.

Sex is better after 50, even though Iwould never have believed it. Now that I am no longer cycling with the moon, I have attained a sexual freedom that I thought was impossible for me.

Until recently, the thought of making love to another woman seemed very wrong and now it seems like a good idea. It is comforting to know that as I age, I am more tolerant of sexual behaviors, mine and others, instead of less. A truly pleasant surprise.

Allard

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Volupt,

I guess I would have to say I have been a nine most of my life and am trying to make it to an 8 or even a 7 before I leave this world.

Sex is better after 50, even though Iwould never have believed it. Now that I am no longer cycling with the moon, I have attained a sexual freedom that I thought was impossible for me.

Until recently, the thought of making love to another woman seemed very wrong and now it seems like a good idea. It is comforting to know that as I age, I am more tolerant of sexual behaviors, mine and others, instead of less. A truly pleasant surprise.

Allard

I believe you are right, especially with the advantages the pharmaceutical industry has come up with for the aging male, sex is definitely better after 50. Now I have all the endurance any lady could wish.

As to encounters with other ladies, the Lit-togethers in Chicago seem to be a good place to start, at least as far as the hot kisses level goes. Needless to say, discrete liasons with gentlemen are also available but I have been assured several times that it is not a general orgy. Many of the participants never doff their clothing except to shower and some don't drink anything stronger than coffee. All in all a good time to be had, I firmly believe, and so I'm going. See you there?

You might also want to place your vote on the contiuum at "Enough dichotomy, already #2".

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

I've always wanted to make love in a church. Notre Dame would be nice.

 

[AllardChardon]

Voulpt,

I cannot get away this year. Hopefully next year.

Lesbia,

I still want to make love in an elevator!!!

Allard