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"They Call Us Gypsies"
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The Model T flew down the county road at over 40 miles per hour, the Clark County Deputy Sheriff behind the wheel trying to push the brand new vehicle to its top speed of 45. You might have thought he was in a hurry to get to a crime scene. But the truth was that he was simply trying to impress the young beauty sitting to his right. She was a dance hall girl that a fellow Deputy claimed had a habit of shedding her clothes after the excitement of a high speed drive, and he wanted badly to find out if that were true.
He'd been listening to her alternate between long giggles of joy and sharp squeals of fear, the latter occurring often, particularly after the Ford had slid from one side of the oiled gravel road to the other. As they topped a small rise beyond which stood a grove of trees that flanked the road -- casting it in deep shadows -- the woman suddenly pointed a hand forward and screamed out in terror.
The Deputy had been glancing often at the young woman's bosom, taking note of how the excitement of the ride sometimes caused its beautiful curves to swell ... and, as a result, how he himself swelled below his belt line as a result. But her sudden fear caused his eyes to instantly go back to the road, and in an instant he had his feet solidly upon the brake and clutch.
The 1500 pound vehicle slid out of control but thankfully almost directly forward, covering more than 200 feet of semi-loose rock before finally coming to a rest just twenty feet short of the Vardo that was parked in the cool shade of the middle of the county road.
As a billowing cloud of brown dust swallowed the Model T, the young woman sitting on the steps of the Romani wagon seemed to barely register it or the horrific accident had only been avoided by the scream of the now crying woman.
"Why in the world are you in the middle of the road?" the Deputy hollered with venomous anger after he was again able to see the woman and the Vardo through the cloud.
"Because it's cooler there in the shade..." a male voice answered.
The Deputy looked to his left to find a second Gypsy wagon sitting in a gap between some additional tall trees. And sitting upon the wagon's tongue was the source of the deep voice that added, "...and we weren't expecting you ... at least ... not so soon."
The Deputy simply stared at the man for a long moment before telling the still crying woman beside him, "Shut it! It's over! You're fine!"
As she woman to his right shifted from high pitched cries to softened sobs, the Deputy swung the door of the Ford open and stepped out. Without hesitation, his right hand went to the butt of the revolver on his side.
"Who are you?" the lawman called, adding, "Where'd you come from?"
"They call us Gypsies," the Romani answered, standing slowly. He moved with just as much caution in the direction of the Deputy as he completed his answer, "And we come from ... else where."
When he saw that the lawman's grip on his sidearm was tightening, the Romani slowly redirected his route toward the woman in the Vardo. "I am Gregorogosovic Murtorovanni..."
He saw the other man's eyebrows raise tall at the quickly spoken eleven syllables. He smiled, gave a low bow, and said, "But you can call me Gregor."
The Romani peeked past the other man to the woman in the car and found that her emotional state was very rapidly changing. Her sobbing was coming to an end, and over the moments to come, her face would come to be graced by a growing smile as she eyed the handsome Gregor. At 6'2" with a slim, muscular fit that his tight fitting pants and mostly-unbuttoned shirt revealed, he was more the woman's type, despite driving a vehicle that typically travelled at about 3 miles per hour. The dark wavy hair, dark skin, and equally dark eyes gave him a look that often attracted to him women who should never be in the same county as him, let alone within arms reach.
"And this is Inga ... my cousin," Gregor said, waving a hand toward the dark haired beauty with a sort of ta daaa presentation wave. He asked as he got closer to her, "Is she not the most beautiful creature upon whom you've ever laid your eyes?"
The face of the woman in the car quickly tied up tight in an unappreciative expression. Gregor laughed, giving her an even more exaggerated bow as -- with his eyes and devilish smile aimed to her -- he corrected, "With the exception of your traveling partner, of course."
The woman beamed again, noticeably blushing. She may have been amused but the Deputy wasn't. He flicked the snap on the leather strap holding his revolver in place and drew the weapon.
"Move away from the wagon!" he demanded, pointing the gun at Gregor, then gesturing it toward the Model T. "Move over here! Hands on the fender!"
Gregor only stared at the Deputy, his lips spread in a knowing smirk. The lawman repeated his demand, then again as he began to show his growing nervousness. He wasn't very old -- perhaps 25 -- which meant his career in law enforcement couldn't have been a very long one. Gregor wonder whether or not the young man had ever draw his weapon before.
"Is there a problem here, officer?" a second male voice asked, surprising the Deputy, who spun his gaze and gun both in the new direction. The reaction of the second man -- very much older and grayer than the first -- to having a firearm pointed at him was to simply lean his head with a curious expression and ask, "Have we done something wrong?"
The we the second Gypsy spoke of turned out to be more members of his family. The Romani had taken a break here to water the horses in a creek that paralleled the road here, feeding the roots of the thick, lush grove that sat in an otherwise stark landscape. And at the sound of the approaching motorized car and the subsequent -- and now angry -- conversation, the men of the Romani Family began assembling from just about every direction.
The Deputy's eyes grew as 16 men came into his view, some of them now carrying actual or improvised weapons in their hands. Oh, they didn't flaunt them to the lawman: they simply dangled by their sides or tossed over their shoulders the axes, shovels, sledges, machetes, clubs, and pitchforks that they'd retrieved out of instinct at the approach of strangers.
The lawman took a better look around the area and identified all or part of a half dozen previously unseen Vardo parked in or beyond the grove. There was no way of knowing how many more were parked in the shade in or on the far side of the trees.
"They call me Papa Don," the older Romani continued the conversation. He glanced about himself as some of the Family's women and children began appearing. "I lead this band of misfits. And I'm sure that I could find someone who would love to find you and your friend a cool drink ... or ... maybe something that tickles the throat as it goes down perhaps?"
Papa Don was careful with his description. Prohibition was at its height, and the mention of the alcohol they had hid through the caravan could bring down upon them a wrath from the authorities from which they'd need years to recover.
Most of the Romani other than the on-guard men remained partially behind cover or behind those men. They were very aware of the Deputy's handgun, shaking a bit in trembling hands but still pointed dangerously at them. Papa Don nodded toward the revolver and said with a calm tone, "I assure you, officer ... that's unnecessary. I'm not a firearms aficionado myself, but I believe you only have 6 shots anyway. And..."
He glanced about himself at the men of the Family, who all shifted their weapons just enough to make sure that the Deputy took note of their number and variety. Papa Don looked back to the lawman and finished, "...I believe there are more than 6 of us."
The Deputy knew he was in trouble. He knew who these people were: Gypsies! Oh sure, they called themselves Romani or some such nonsensical name. But he knew what they were: thieves, murderers, rapists, whores, and witches. But in addition to all that, they were one other thing that was more relevant at the moment. They were in greater numbers.
The lawman backed away to the driver's door of the still running Model T and stepped back inside. With his pistol sitting in his lap, he slammed the vehicle into gear and shot it forward, cranking the steering wheel hard. He took the car off the road, bouncing it through a very shallow ditch and over a bush that would rip up at the root and remain stuck in the undercarriage all the way back to town.
And as he hurried the car away from the Vardo caravan, his traveling partner looked back over her shoulder to Gregor ... then raised a hand to her lips and blew him a kiss. In response, the Romani flirt reached a hand down to conspicuously cup his groin, smiling to once again laughing woman.
"Let's get back on the road again," Papa Don said casually. Quickly, the horses were harnessed back to the carts, the other stock animals that had been taken to the river -- cattle, goats, horses, and more -- were tied to the Vardo or lifted up into them or put away in cages. Once everyone was set, Papa Don ascended the steps of his granddaughter's home and said to her with a sly smile, "It's fun meeting new people, isn't it, Inga?"
Five hours later, Gregor -- mounted upon the mare he simply called Horse -- reappeared from the west with the slowly dropping sun just over his head. He met the westward bound caravan, finding Papa Don now mounted upon his own mare who sported an equally elaborate name of Black.
"I found someone to let us set up for a few days," Gregor reported as the two pulled away to the shoulder and watched the caravan continue past. "Bachelor farmer ... twenty acre field on the roadside ... mostly open, but some shade. And water not far. A well."
"Bachelor farmer?" Papa Don asked with a knowing tone. "I assume you made some arrangements that will keep him happy?"
Gregor smiled broadly, looking to the woman gently slapping the reins of a passing Vardo upon the flanks of the mules pulling it. She'd heard Papa Don's question, and Gregor's wink to her led her to rub her finger tips together in a familiar gesture. Gregor nodded, confirming that she'd get paid coin for her efforts, then looked to Papa Don and confirmed his question with an affirmative answer.
An hour later, the Romani camp was all set up. Gear and goods were unloaded, children were running about with joy, women were already performing chores, and the men were doing their own work while also making plans for the guests they knew would be making their way here from either or both of the small towns that were within car, cart, or horse ride ... or, for the truly desperate or curious, within walking distance.
One guest was already here, of course: Jason Townsend, the bachelor farmer. From the moment he'd been told what his compensation would include, he hadn't left the sight, eager to begin cashing in. Gregor fetched him from the road's edge, where he was very willingly informing Papa Don all about the locals the law, and the opportunities.
"I'd like to introduce you to someone if you aren't too busy, my good man," Gregor told the 40-something man who -- as often happened in hard times -- looked to be closer to 50-something.
Gregor walked the man over to and through the circle of Vardo until they were standing just beyond the front of their destination. Gregor gestured toward to woman to whom he'd earlier smiled and reassured payment, then told one of his favorite lies to Jason, "Marla lost her husband three years ago ... and she yearns for the company and conversation that only a man such as yourself can offer."
Gregor thought the farmer's eyeballs were going to pop out of his head. Marla stood, turned, and entered her home, hesitating inside to smile back to the man she was going to service in the interest of the Family. Gregor reassured Jason that this was legit, then urged him forward. Marla waited for Robert to pass him, then leaned back to close the door. She smiled again to Gregor and said with confidence, "I could hold my breath longer than it's gonna take to finish him off."
Gregor laughed loudly, then turned to go get ready for his own money making activities.
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