They are hitting back hard now!!

[huskie]

Urgent:

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan , Taliban Minister of
Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States and Canada that if
military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut
off America 's and Canada 's supply of Convenience store managers.

And if this action does not yield sufficient results, Cab drivers will be
next, followed by Dell and Sprint Customer service reps.

It's getting ugly.

 

[bronzeage]

I assume night clerks will go first.

 

[Holy Devil]

OMG!

 

[Ishmael]

That's low, really low.

Ishmael

 

[huskie]

I assume night clerks will go first.

WOOooo they would go THAT far....would they?

 

[bronzeage]

WOOooo they would go THAT far....would they?

How else can they convince us they are serious..

 

[Holy Devil]

Couldn't find the link but this is what I found.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6942291.stm

The Teleban are almost human.

 

[huskie]

How else can they convince us they are serious..

Bastards!! Guess we have no choice now......we simply must negotiate? I vote we send Hilary Clinton to talk.....

 

[Holy Devil]

Bastards!! Guess we have no choice now......we simply must negotiate? I vote we send Hilary Clinton to talk.....

Our next president? Cool...

 

[bronzeage]

Bastards!! Guess we have no choice now......we simply must negotiate? I vote we send Hilary Clinton to talk.....

I have a plan.

We set up negoitiations in hostile territory and airlift in a couple dozen mobile homes set up with water heaters and refridgerators filled with cold beer.

Then we tell them, we are going to be delayed a few days, so go on in and make your selves at home. A few days of hot showers and cold beer and they will forget all about living in holes in the mountains.

They will all apply for work visas.

 

[MakersandIce]

They will all apply for work visas.

Why, when they can come in through the Mexican border without one?

 

[Ishmael]

Why, when they can come in through the Mexican border without one?

With illustrated comics for the English illiterate to guide the way.

Ishmael

 

[Spins]

Dell and Sprint have customer service agents?

 

[Ishmael]

Dell and Sprint have customer service agents?

All whorehouses do. Just a matter of getting your monies worth.

Ishmael

 

[huskie]

I have a plan.

We set up negoitiations in hostile territory and airlift in a couple dozen mobile homes set up with water heaters and refridgerators filled with cold beer.

Then we tell them, we are going to be delayed a few days, so go on in and make your selves at home. A few days of hot showers and cold beer and they will forget all about living in holes in the mountains.

They will all apply for work visas.

The beer would work....I'm sure of it.