These words should be inscribed over the entrance to every locker room in the world:

[Kirkrapine]

"Nothing more important than a bet ever depends on the outcome of a game."

I mean, come on, soccer riots?! How can any fan be that emotionally invested?! It's not a war, it's not an election, it's a game! It doesn't matter who wins!

 

[Kirkrapine]

Also:

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/a/af/pep_rally.png

Title text: You know, pep rallies weirded me out in high school, and they've only gotten creepier in retrospect.