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Purple Haze

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Albino Toilet Boys
Alcoholocaust
Alcoholics Unanimous
Apocalypse Hoboken
Armageddon Dildos
Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings
The Band Formerly Known As Sausage
Band Over
Band That Shot Liberty Valence
Barbara's Bush
Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits
The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir
The Boxing Ghandis
Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre
Breakfast in Beruit
Bulimia Banquet
Buster Hymen & the Penetrators
 
Caltransvestites
Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers
Carnage Asada
Cindy Brady's Lisp
Cortizone 5
Cottage Cheese from the Lips of Death
The Dancing French Liberals of 1848
The Dead Sea Squirrels
The Dead Kennedys
The Dick Clarks
The Dick Nixons
Dicky Retardo
Drunks With Guns
e. coli
Edith Head
Electric Prostates
Elvis Hitler
Ethyl Merman
Fearless Iranians From Hell
Fields of Shit
'57 Lesbian
The 4-Skins
Four Nurses of the Apocalypse
The French are from Hell
Fromage d'Amour
 
Gefilte Joe and the Fish
Gonoreagan
Headless Marines
Hell Camino
Herpes Cineplex
Hindu Garage Sale
Hitler's Bikini
HIV and the Positives
Honest Bob and the Factory to Dealer Incentives
Hornets Attack Victor Mature
Impaled Nazarenes
Inhale Mary
Janitors Against Apartheid
Jehovah's Waitresses
Jehovah's Wetness
Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
Jesus Christ Super Fly
Jesus Chrysler Supercar
Jesus Manson and the Starvation Army
JFKFC
Jonestown Punch
Kathleen Turner Overdrive
Kerrigan's Knees
 
Lack of Afro
Lawn Piranhas
The Leave It To Beaver Conehead Immolation
Lee Harvey Keitel
Lesbian Ninjas
Louder Than God
Mao Tse Helen
Mary Kay and the Cosmetics
Max Roach and the Holders
Minnie Pearl's Jam
Mr. Happy and the Genocides
Mussolini Headkick
My Dog Has Hitler's Brain
Nate Nocturnal and the Nightly Emissions
Nervous Christians and the Lions
Norman Bates and the Shower Heads
Not Drowning, Waving
Pabst Smear
Pearl Harbor and the Explosions
Penis DeMilo
Pepto Dismal
Phenobarbidols
Phlegm Fatale
Poultry in Motion
Pretentious Flamedogs
The Pro-Midget Mafia
Psychic Buddhist Gorillas
Psycho Sluts from Hell
Pungent Frustration
Purple Headed Love Warriors
 
Raging Pimps of Doom
Rectal Nightmare
Reluctant Stereotypes
Reserectum
Results of Inbreeding
Retarted Elf
Roid Rogers and the Whirling Butt Cherries
Quasimodo and the Eunuchs
Sandy Duncan's Eye
Screaming Headless Torsos
Screaming Iguanas of Love
Screaming Moist Accountants
Septic Death
Seven Year Bitch
The Shamu Afterbirth Orchestra
Shirley Temple of Doom
Shirley Temple Pilots
Simulated Orgasms [Simulerte Orgasmer]
Skeptic Tank
Smegma & the Nuns
Smorgasborgnine
Solosex
The Sound of Munich
Spastic Colon
The Sphinctones
Stiff Richards
Stukas Over Bedrock
Swingin' Johnsons
Ted Bundy's Volkswagen
The Telephony Bandits of Doom
Temporary Darkening of the Stool
Testostertones
The Texas Nazis
Thank God We're Immortal
They Tried To Frame OJ
To Live and Shave in LA
Toxic Shock and the Tampons
Tracy & the Hindenburg Ground Crew
Tragic Mulatto
Transsexual Hitler
Trotsky Icepick
Uncle Dickie's Shameless Quickies
Unstoppable Kamikaze Iditos
Vaginal Davis
The Velcro Pygmies
Vic Morrow's Head
The Well Hungarians
Willie Nelson Mandela
Yoko Homo
Zip Code Rapists
Zombies Under Stress
Zulu Leprechauns
 
I'm worried about the people who came up with these names. I hope there is a sale on straigh jackets and padded rooms are easy to come by.
 
"The Very Idea of Fucking Hitler" is a band I saw many many years ago...

And, of course, who could forget "The Circle Jerks"
 
I've actually seen the Dead Kennedy's... the warmup band was Fishbone.
 
I'd like to see Psycho Sluts from Hell in concert with Raging Pimps of Doom
 
Dillinger said:
I've actually seen the Dead Kennedy's... the warmup band was Fishbone.

Haven't seen the DK's. Did see Fishbone play - at (of all things) a porno release party. Some girl in the front kept pulling her breasts out of her shirt and sucking on them. Kept the singer dude pretty distracted.

I actually saw Elvis Hitler at an all-ages show a while back. They're a rockabilly band that seems to attract a lot of White Power people for some reason. It was Freak Central, and not in a good way. Show was good, though.
 
Why would anyone want to pop their tit out and suck on it in the middle of a crowd?
 
I remember some words of wisdom from a friend back in the days when I was in a band.

"Funny names are all well and good until you're trying to get a record deal."

Lots of really famous bands used to have really weird names.

Do you know who these bands are today?

Twisted Cans of Piss
Seymour
Mookie Blaylock
 
Exactly. Having a lame band name is career suicide.

I'm still shocked that Smashing Pumpkins got so huge. Always thought that was a dumb name.
 
Laurel said:
Exactly. Having a lame band name is career suicide.

I'm still shocked that Smashing Pumpkins got so huge. Always thought that was a dumb name.

Lame band names? Actually it worked for The Beatles and the Rolling Stones - both names, I think are pretty lame.

But the worst is naming the band after yourself... John Cougar Mellancamp - give me a break!
 
The Steve Miller Band...


Hey, Korn is one stupid fucking name and so is Limp Bizkit. What is it with modern punk shitty alternative rap-scream rock? they can't even spell.
 
Always said:
The Steve Miller Band...


Hey, Korn is one stupid fucking name and so is Limp Bizkit. What is it with modern punk shitty alternative rap-scream rock? they can't even spell.

I've often wondered why people think bad spelling is edgy.
 
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