there's WHAT on my computer?!?!?

[scylis]

PORNOGRAPHY?!? ON MY COMPUTER?!? YOU DON'T SAY?!?


ok, so i'm just putzing around the web, when i notice a pop-up window that just came up. it says "Are there pornography files on your computer? Click HERE to check for free!"

are there porn files on my computer?

umm.. yeah.. i kinda put them there myself!


i just thought that was quite ironic.

 

[mig]

Must be catching,I've got some too.

 

[Draco]

Its the damn "Pornography Files Virus", ...it got my Computer too, replicated itself over 5000 times.

 

[lilminx]

I get that too, except instead of popups, I get e-mails. I put all my porn there myself, but i'm thinknig of doing a porn scan just to see if there's any I downloaded into a wrong folder or something.

 

[scylis]

I get that too, except instead of popups, I get e-mails. I put all my porn there myself, but i'm thinknig of doing a porn scan just to see if there's any I downloaded into a wrong folder or something.

that thought did occur to me, too. or to see if there's some hidden porn treasure somewhere on my harddrives that i've overlooked.

 

[Weird Harold]

I get that too, except instead of popups, I get e-mails. I put all my porn there myself, but i'm thinknig of doing a porn scan just to see if there's any I downloaded into a wrong folder or something.

If anyone does run that silly program, I'd like to know if it can find ALL of the porn you already know about -- I bet it skips right over all of the stories I've got saved.

 

[fgarvb1]

HA!. I have more GiG's of xxx movies than most porn sites.

 

[bknight2602]

HA!. I have more GiG's of xxx movies than most porn sites.

Now that quite a statement? Been clolecting for some time? I can store any, wife gets pissed!

 

[superlittlegirl]

Now that quite a statement? Been clolecting for some time? I can store any, wife gets pissed!

That's what those cool-ass detachable drives are for. It's like your very own porn briefcase! Just think-- 100 gigs of porn in the palm of your hand. Compelling, no?

 

[patient1]

There are no pornography files on my computer.

In my computer is another matter entirely...

 

[fgarvb1]

I'll come clean i only have about 20 Gb's on my computer. I have not taken time to burn to disk yet. I have about 20 Gb's on disk in the rack above it.

My membership expires at midnight tonight. But what the hell i have enough for a while. did i mention the thirty or so VHS tapes?

if i only had dsl or something other than dial up.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

I got this too. The best part was that granny shaking her finger about in the ad itself. I liked it so much that I nicked it and plan to use it for something else.

here, dig this:
(It's even av sized)

 

[bknight2602]

That's what those cool-ass detachable drives are for. It's like your very own porn briefcase! Just think-- 100 gigs of porn in the palm of your hand. Compelling, no?

Yes and still portable! Great idea. I like the USB drives best, very small>


fgarvb1 sounds like quite a collection of VCR, I prefer the DVD/CD route, easier to pack them.

 

[fgarvb1]

True, bknight2602, true. However, when i collected it there was no such thing as CD's. Some day i will convert it.

 

[bknight2602]

True, bknight2602, true. However, when i collected it there was no such thing as CD's. Some day i will convert it.

I've heard about software that does the coversion, don't know what its called though'

 

[fgarvb1]

My intel camera came with the software to do it and my carmera has a jack and cables to go to my VCR.

I have put some home movies on disk. ( Not that kind you perverts!)

I dont remember what codec it uses but i think it is a space hog too. I think intel cameras blows chucks and i think they may have went bust.

 

[AzureAngel]

I absolutely hate those sort of popups. Not that they trick me, but I know a ton of people that would be tricked by:

"OMFG ALERT THERS PORNON UR PC"
"JEEBSUS CRIPST VIRUS ALART CLICK HERE"
"SKY R FALLING UR NET KONNEKT IS NOT OPT... OPTEH... BESTEST"
And the ever popular...
"DOOT UR COMP IS INSECURE ADN WE CAN SPYS ON IT"

All of those sorts of things that are entirely wrong if you have much of a clue about computers, but man oh man do I know a lot of people who don't. Next to porn popups that I just can't figure out how to close without closing all of IE (See: My 6 other porn windows), those are the most irritating things.

Those and acid.

 

[Weird Harold]

Next to porn popups that I just can't figure out how to close without closing all of IE (See: My 6 other porn windows), those are the most irritating things.

Right Click the drag bar at the top of the windows and choose "close."

OR

Right click the entry in the task bar and choose close.

OR

Make sure the window youwant to close is the active window and press ALT-F4.

 

[Jessie]

Speaking of hidden porn...


The other day, I was doing a clean-out of my computer..cuz I have a fucking small harddrive, too many MP3s, and no burner..and I found the Holy Grail of porn!!!

There must be at least 200 clips between 5-40 seconds. I was like, "OMG, where's my vibe?!"

It's things like that that make me love my computer...even when it's mean to me.

 

[Sillyman]

Frankly I like to leave little surprises on the computer for my family. It's like marking my territory.

 

[Jessie]

ROFL

 

[superlittlegirl]

Frankly I like to leave little surprises on the computer for my family. It's like marking my territory.

It's definitely preferable to pissing on it. You're a good man.

 

[Sillyman]

It's definitely preferable to pissing on it. You're a good man.

It certainly leaves a better feeling in my penis than peeing on electrical equipment would.

 

[superlittlegirl]

It certainly leaves a better feeling in my penis than peeing on electrical equipment would.

Yeah, I imagine that would be taking electro-play a bit too far. I heard about a kid who dared this other kid to pee on the electric fence, and of course the kid wasn't gonna pussy out so he did it....

His 'nads retracted into the safety of his groin and didn't come out of hiding for a couple of days. Or so the neighborhood legend goes...

 

[HighSchoolJock]

Yeah, I imagine that would be taking electro-play a bit too far. I heard about a kid who dared this other kid to pee on the electric fence, and of course the kid wasn't gonna pussy out so he did it....

His 'nads retracted into the safety of his groin and didn't come out of hiding for a couple of days. Or so the neighborhood legend goes...

legend nothing...i was that kid